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Priceless.

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What's with all the flashing of faux gang signs? Is that what all you kids are doing these days?

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Meh, don't need a website, I see that a dozen times a day in real life.

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Oompa Prompa kills me every time, those poor girls.

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You blindly throw a rock in Los Angeles and hit one of these fools.

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jonnypolite wrote:
Oompa Prompa kills me every time, those poor girls.

Those kids almost killed me. I don't know how you can go out in public like that and not know you look like an idiot.

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Is this a ladder theory thing? I'm afraid to click at work.

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Mixolyde wrote:
Is this a ladder theory thing? I'm afraid to click at work.

I don't think you need to subscribe to the ladder theory to accept the unfair fact that every dirtbag loser you ever met in your life always seems to have a hot girlfriend.

I would think the first rule of PR is to ignore forum people, because they vacillate between crazy and liar. - Elysium

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This is pretty much standard in Philly.. I actually sometimes feel like going over to a hot chick who doesnt have a complete douchebag looking guy hanging allover her and say "wtg"

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Ten dollars to the first goodjer to get their picture on that site.

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Wow. Funny site. Reminds me too much of my club-hopping days. Or how we used to say, Dicks with Chicks...

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These playaz are hilarious!

And I don't understand why are you guys so mad about them bagging the presentable girls. Who cares about the presentable ones! They're so shallow! Aren't you supposed to be fawning the girls who "actually play videogames" and totally dig Serenity?

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Gorilla.800.lbs wrote:
Aren't you supposed to be fawning the girls who "actually play videogames" and totally dig Serenity?

Maybe they would play videogames and dig Serenity if they weren't hanging around these losers.

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Chief Wiggum wrote:
Wow. Funny site. Reminds me too much of my club-hopping days. Or how we used to say, Dicks with Chicks...
Or what you really like, Chicks with dicks.

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What's the ladder theory? Is it interesting? Can it be summed up in a sentence?

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kuddles wrote:
I'm bad at sex AND video games. So much for their "study".

You're real f*cking good at honesty though.

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Jaunty wrote:
What's the ladder theory? Is it interesting? Can it be summed up in a sentence?

Well, It's basically a bunch of people who justify their inability to be confident and/or interesting enough to find a partner by claiming women only want to have sex with jerks. And then they fill the rest with discount store psychology. Basically, it's the theory a lot of us believed when we were dorks coming of age.

I would think the first rule of PR is to ignore forum people, because they vacillate between crazy and liar. - Elysium

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kuddles wrote:
Well, It's basically a bunch of people who justify their inability to be confident and/or interesting enough to find a partner by claiming women only want to have sex with jerks. And then they fill the rest with discount store psychology. Basically, it's the theory a lot of us believed when we were dorks coming of age.

It's a bit more nuanced than that. The "official" site is actually a pretty amusing read.

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kuddles wrote:
Basically, it's the theory a lot of us believed when we were dorks coming of age.

Speak for yourself. For me, it was the knowledge that some women are intimidated by the thought of sex with a man with an absurdly large penis.

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kuddles wrote:
Jaunty wrote:
What's the ladder theory? Is it interesting? Can it be summed up in a sentence?

Well, It's basically a bunch of people who justify their inability to be confident and/or interesting enough to find a partner by claiming women only want to have sex with jerks. And then they fill the rest with discount store psychology. Basically, it's the theory a lot of us believed when we were dorks coming of age.

Haha, I'm liking how the Wikipedia article has, under See Also, "misogyny."

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kuddles wrote:
I'm bad at sex AND video games. So much for their "study".

You're real f*cking good at honesty though.

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Jaunty wrote:
What's the ladder theory? Is it interesting? Can it be summed up in a sentence?

A hilarious, satirical justification for my misogyny. Granted, the plural of anecdotal evidence isn't data. But there's still a hell of a lot of anecdotal evidence.

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Hmmm, welcome to college and why to avoid the greek system.

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I've dated a douchebag or two in my life. Never a good experience. Geeks are the only way to go.

I never understand why people are so eager to date out of their 'league.' It seems like you would always be chasing that person or having to please them or worry about that kind of stuff. I'd rather be with someone my own level of attractiveness so things like that aren't an issue.

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Granted it was over a decade ago, but I don't remember any greeks that were this... metro.

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