I need a new username

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Location: Chicago

I really hate my lame user name (Darthb0b0), originally created after the Dark Clown from the original Tripping the Rift, not the lame ass TV show. Anyway, I'm sick of the name and need something new. I know this is a long shot, but preferrably something I could use on xbox live (or at least something that I can throw a number after). Obviously profanity and anything AO is out.

Be creative.

Do you want it right, or do you want it right now?

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A related question to the group: what is the coolest username you ever saw on internets?
In my decade-long term, I think probably the most stylish one I ever saw belonged to some TFC player named Urinal*Mint. Orinigal and innovative act of self-expression, with a burst of freshness in the middle!

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Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!

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Some friends and I took to using inherently funny animals combined with an adjective for a while. One that some people here have played a game or two or three with goes by Frantic Badger. Another one uses Crabby Wombat, and for a short while I was Spastic Weasel.

I probably would have stuck with it.. but nobody on here knew who the hell I was on Live and it got to be frustrating so I switched back.

Note that you'll be heckled endlessly here if your live tag is drastically different than your Forum name

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Save some effort, only change two letters, and be: DarthG0T0

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Thin_J wrote:
Note that you'll be heckled endlessly here if your live tag is drastically different than your Forum name

I'll attest to that.

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Podunk wrote:
Thin_J wrote:
Note that you'll be heckled endlessly here if your live tag is drastically different than your Forum name

I'll attest to that.

Or you could just not have a live account other than your roommate's. That's how I work around it.

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Podunk wrote:
Thin_J wrote:
Note that you'll be heckled endlessly here if your live tag is drastically different than your Forum name

I'll attest to that.

Aye, but sometimes you have no other choice.

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Podunk wrote:
Thin_J wrote:
Note that you'll be heckled endlessly here if your live tag is drastically different than your Forum name

I'll attest to that.


Ah, don't be such a cranky baby.

Fedaykin98 wrote:

Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!

Intern
Location: Chicago

and, unfortunately, Quintin_Stone has already been taken. Damn why are all the good ones always spoken for? Wait, are we still talking about user names...?

Do you want it right, or do you want it right now?

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t0W wrote:
Art Vandalé.

The architect?

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There's a guy on SA forums called Phony McRingRing.

That kept me giggling for a while.

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I like the adjective + animal idea, but let's go one step more ridiculous. Random adjective + american-gladiator-style name.

Crazy Buzzsaw
Eratic Nitro
Neurotic Diamond

Etc.

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Druidpeak wrote:
t0W wrote:
Art Vandalé.

The architect?

Didn't he quit, to become a latex salesman?

LiquidMantis wrote:

Wow. Only GWJ can take a thread on bar bathroom girl-on-girl cheerleader action and turn it into man-on-man geek action.

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VicD714 wrote:
Druidpeak wrote:
t0W wrote:
Art Vandalé.

The architect?

Didn't he quit, to become a latex salesman?

No, no, you're way off. That's the right number, but there's no Vandale Industries here.

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I had some buddies over got tanked and changed my live name to SuburbanGansta. Worst 800 points I ever spent. But damn it was funny at the time.

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Grenn wrote:
VicD714 wrote:
Druidpeak wrote:
t0W wrote:
Art Vandalé.

The architect?

Didn't he quit, to become a latex salesman?

No, no, you're way off. That's the right number, but there's no Vandale Industries here.

-runs out of the bathroom, falls on the ground with pants around ankles-

Yet even then we ran like the wind,
whilst our laughter echoed under cerulean skies...

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Mixolyde wrote:
I like the adjective + animal idea, but let's go one step more ridiculous. Random adjective + american-gladiator-style name.

Crazy Buzzsaw
Eratic Nitro
Neurotic Diamond

Etc.

Could also do it a la Ubuntu, and have it be alliterative

Horny Hawk
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Teen Titan

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Vrikk wrote:

-runs out of the bathroom, falls on the ground with pants around ankles-

I for one enjoyed this dramatic recreation and give it 3 Newmans.

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