Broken Resolutions

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Well, the new year is nigh two weeks old and that can mean only one thing: our resolutions are primed for breaking.

If you are one of those sad souls who have aspired, but failed, then I say lay out your shame here and let the healing begin.

I broke my resolution yesterday of not talking to my evil ex-girlfriend. No more, though!

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I resolved not to post on GWJ anymore. So far so good.

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DAMNIT!

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And man that dog looks like he's having a good time, but that monkey is f*cking into it. This isn't his recreation; this is his life and he knows it in a way I will never know anything. --Danjo Olivaw

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I'm still on track.

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I did the whole girl standard eat healthier exercise more one. I know I won't stick to it, but I figure every time I try it is better than nothing. So far so good though!

And Fennec, just Stop It!


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peacensunshine wrote:
And Fennec, just Stop It!

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, I know! I'm trying, I swear! Theres oogaba involved, though...

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Fennec wrote:
peacensunshine wrote:
And Fennec, just Stop It!

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, I know! I'm trying, I swear! Theres oogaba involved, though...

You are excused.

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BadMojo wrote:
I resolved not to post on GWJ anymore. So far so good.

That was my resolution too.

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Mine was to read (books) 20 mins a day at least. So far so good.

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kaostheory wrote:
Fennec wrote:
peacensunshine wrote:
And Fennec, just Stop It!

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, I know! I'm trying, I swear! Theres oogaba involved, though...

You are excused.

Powerful motivators, they are.

So far I've not really ate healthy like I said I would, seeing as how I came down with The Death that made me happy when I could keep something down. I didn't give a damn if it was soup, celery, or ice cream.

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I'm still working on a resolution. I thought we had until April 15 to turn them in, or something.

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Double post

(My new resolution is not to double post. Damn you, confusing internet buttons!)

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Mmm...ice cream....you are not helping!!


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I make the same resolution every new year, and so far have stuck to it without fail: do not make resolutions.

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I'm still okay on "use the library" instead of buying books. I will eventually fall off the wagon, but even if I cut the number I buy by 75% or so, I'll save a bundle.

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Robear wrote:
I'm still okay on "use the library" instead of buying books. I will eventually fall off the wagon, but even if I cut the number I buy by 75% or so, I'll save a bundle.

As close as you live to a library, there really is no excuse there.

As for my own resolutions, I'm still looking for a new job (so I can quit my crappy one), and the others are things I'll try to do throughout the year, so it's hard to say I failed in 2 weeks.

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Funkenpants wrote:
I'm still working on a resolution. I thought we had until April 15 to turn them in, or something.

Yeah, you see the thing is, all the TPS reports are supposed to have a cover sheet attached from now on. Didn't you get the memo?

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Fennec wrote:
Funkenpants wrote:
I'm still working on a resolution. I thought we had until April 15 to turn them in, or something.

Yeah, you see the thing is, all the TPS reports are supposed to have a cover sheet attached from now on. Didn't you get the memo?

I'll get you another memo.

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Fennec wrote:
Yeah, you see the thing is, all the TPS reports are supposed to have a cover sheet attached from now on. Didn't you get the memo?

You know, I saw the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore.

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Well it turns out I'm not actually a failure but one of the doctor's I work for sure makes me feel like one.

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lunabean wrote:
Well it turns out I'm not actually a failure but one of the doctor's I work for sure makes me feel like one.

Kill him. Without mercy.

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So far I have already failed miserably at my one resolution: Get up on time without snoozing the alarm endlessly and going into work at a late hour. So sad...

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In case anyone wanted it, here's last year's 2007 Resolutions thread.

ETA: I think I failed this one, especially now that I read it again.

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Quintin_Stone wrote:
More 2142 teabags.

Other than that, man, I'm perfect.


I remember 2007 being a good year for teabags.

Mission accomplished.

Fedaykin98 wrote:

Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!