I also heard a few days ago that her custody lawyers all quit. Hmm. Wonder why.

Did the paramedics revive her with an IV of red bull and vodka?

But that only works when the patient isn't chewing gum and smoking at the same time. This is Britney Spears we're talking about. Conventional Hollywood medicine wouldn't work.

What I would have suggested was immediate acupuncture, only instead of tiny needles I would have used a long pole and just poked at her while mumbling in cantonese.

Who says it worked?

She ended up having to go to the hospital in an ambulance. In Hollywood hospitals, the conventional treatment never works on the patient. Instead, patients need the care of a star doctor who can develop some weird, off-the-wall, "this will never work" treatment. Preferably, the doctor is hot with big breasts. Or slightly hot and very neurotic. Or handsome but emotionally unavailable. Or slightly neurotic with a limp or other adorable disability.

I agree with what you said, DS. I feel bad for her, seriously you have to feel bad when K-Fed is the better parent of the two.
For the record, I thought she was hot when she bounced onto the scene in her schoolgirl outfit. I was also only 19 or 20 at the time, so I don't feel like I was a pedophile for thinking so. I have never liked her "music", though.

Well, if you're black and in the south, you can expect 10 years for that.

Sorry DS, I had to do it. I tried to fight it, but I succumbed.

Anyway, given the number of things you can actually be 5150'd for, I don't find this all that interesting. My guess is she got a bit drunk and threatened to hurt herself. Given the fact that her career has fallen apart, her children were taken away from her, she's a complete joke (not that I'm helping the situation with my picture there), and her husband (who is a complete tool) is seen as the good guy, I can't say I'd blame her much for having a weak moment... assuming I'm at least partially right.

That's because you married a celebrity.

you know you got problems when K-Fed is considered the good parent in your relationship.

I'm from Fresno! Grab yer socks!

Meh, I'd still hit it.

Gorramit, I used to think Paris was the biggest waste of air. Now I don't know!

With a Greyhound bus, I hope.

That's probably what you'd need to feel anything...

Oh no I didn't!

Hmm... I grew up very poor. My parents were on govt. assistance at times. My childhood home is in the same block as a trailer park. I spent the first 2 years of my life in a trailer park as that's where my mom lived at the time. I don't know. This is where I think we can sometimes start to dehumanize people.

Yeah, she's become a joke as a result of her behavior. But at one point she was a child. And she got thrust into stardom by parents and executives that found out they could dress her up, teach her to sing and dance and make lots of money off of her. She probably never had a choice but to take that path. Who knows what she could have become had she not been raised this way/thrust into the spotlight. Perhaps she'd have had a semi-normal life.

I like to reflect on my life before thrashing child stars like Ms. Spears, Lindsey Lohan or Screech. Not that I could have been a star. But I definitely could have become what many consider "trailer trash". That was a possibility, certainly. Thankfully for me, however, I had good parents and I managed to escape the cycle of poverty and help pull my brothers out with me. I don't think she ever had that chance. So I personally would hesitate to call her "trailer trash" and then pile on.

That's just me.