As high as you can safely catch and decelerate them from.
Generally they'll let you know before you reach your limits. Oh, threshold testing is best done outdoors.
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One little timing error with the kid still being in the air - a car accident nearby, a yelp from an elderly who falls off his crutches, someone's kid tackling your knee at that very moment, icey ground...
There are enough hazards in a child's life already. I don't have to be one of them.
I notice that you live at altitude. Would the same advice apply at sea level?
Sure, except with the overly oxygenated blood and slower air speed due to air density you can throw them even higher.
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General rule of thumb is that a fall from any height greater than that of the person doing the falling can result in a serious back injury. That being said, it is a wonder that I lived beyond the age of 5...
General rule of thumb is that a fall from any height greater than that of the person doing the falling can result in a serious back injury. That being said, it is a wonder that I lived beyond the age of 5...
I don't think that rule of thumb holds true the smaller the individual gets. Wouldn't a person be more likely to hurt themselves the larger they were? More spine, more weight, more force. A cat can fall a long way and be just fine without anyone even catching them, not to mention insects. Throw kids as high as you can for science.
Man, what a bunch of fuddy-duddies here. You guys make your kids wear helmets before leaving the house? I guess I shouldn't mention working up to a double flip with my kids by grabbing them under the armpits and rolling them over my hands.
One of their favorites is to grab them with them facing away and swinging them from between my legs up to overhead and back.
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I usually never "threw" them, but sort of put them up over my head like a pairs skater. Toss them up just high and hard enough they get that little feeling of null g at the top without letting them actually out of your hold. Sort of like a human-powered Vommit Comet.
Holding them in your arms and then pretending like you're dropping them by letting go just a little and hamming it up also seems to be a huge success. Especially if you do it repeatedly in little increments all the way to the floor.
My gang's personal favorite was me stomping after them like Godzilla while they laughed and yelled at the top of their lungs and tried to run away. After a suitable interval of crashing around the house (like right before my ears started to bleed from their ultrasonic shriek attack) I would catch them, hold them in my arms and pretend to eat their bellies with great growling noises.
A properly trained MomZilla can catch and eat multiple houseapes at once. Then the ones you couldn't catch jump on your back and vanquish you, freeing your victims. Then it's run and yell time again as you lumber back to your feet. Sort of like a catch and release deal.
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Looking around, a lot of parents throw their kids higher than I have thus far.
How bouncy are they?
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My dad once grabbed the top of my sleeping bag while I was still asleep in it and pulled it up so the sophisticated outdoor bed became a sack for holding a confused child. Then he started spinning in a circle until I was completely horizontal to the ground and pinned in a heap against the bottom.
At first it was terrifying but after about 1.5 seconds I was laughing so hard I could barely breath.
Anyway, moral of the story is that we were a swinging family instead of a throwing family, and the fun is multiplied 10 fold.
Man, what a bunch of fuddy-duddies here. You guys make your kids wear helmets before leaving the house? I guess I shouldn't mention working up to a double flip with my kids by grabbing them under the armpits and rolling them over my hands.
One of their favorites is to grab them with them facing away and swinging them from between my legs up to overhead and back.
My thoughts exactly. I toss my kids.. well, my son at least. Daughter is well, a wimply little girl. Only time they wear helmets is on a bike, and then only because they have to.
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No higher than the ceiling (or nearest ceiling fan).
This is exactly true. As long as they're not hitting the ceiling and/or ceiling fan, I'm throwing them plenty high enough.
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How bouncy are they?
However, as ducki points out, bouncier children can be thrown higher; less injury involved if they bounce well.
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My dad once grabbed the top of my sleeping bag while I was still asleep in it and pulled it up so the sophisticated outdoor bed became a sack for holding a confused child. Then he started spinning in a circle until I was completely horizontal to the ground and pinned in a heap against the bottom.
At first it was terrifying but after about 1.5 seconds I was laughing so hard I could barely breath.
Anyway, moral of the story is that we were a swinging family instead of a throwing family, and the fun is multiplied 10 fold.
Hahahaha... I have tears in my eyes... thank you Chiggie.
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My dad once grabbed the top of my sleeping bag while I was still asleep in it and pulled it up so the sophisticated outdoor bed became a sack for holding a confused child. Then he started spinning in a circle until I was completely horizontal to the ground and pinned in a heap against the bottom.
At first it was terrifying but after about 1.5 seconds I was laughing so hard I could barely breath.
Anyway, moral of the story is that we were a swinging family instead of a throwing family, and the fun is multiplied 10 fold.
So let me see if I got this story correct, instead of your dad getting you high, you guys bonded by doing some swinging?
That explains alot...
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When they puke on you, you've thrown them high enough.
I used to do this thing with Little Bean where she'd sit in my knees, facing me, and I'd hold her hands. Then she'd flip off backwards while I pulled up her hands and she'd flip into a standing position. Never understood how her arms stayed attached, but she loved doing that. I think she was around 4 when we did that. She's too tall now.
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I used to do this thing with Little Bean where she'd sit in my knees, facing me, and I'd hold her hands. Then she'd flip off backwards while I pulled up her hands and she'd flip into a standing position. Never understood how her arms stayed attached, but she loved doing that.
Ooh, yea, that's a favorite around here, too.
My daughter always had good neck strength, so throwing her as high as I could was an early game that she loved. (the "safely decelerate" part that LiquidMantis mentioned above is Very Important. And do it over soft ground.)
Until she got too tall, "our trick" was for me to hold her by the legs, face out, then swing her away from me and catch her under the arms. She loved it, but her mom was less pleased.
I'm training her to be an adrenaline junkie like her dad, see.
Before my son got to be ~25lbs, I would throw him up (either head first or with him 'laying' horizontal) to where he almost hit the cathedral ceiling in my living room (about 13ft). Now that he's at 33lbs (today he just turned 17mo) it's a bit harder to catch him (or so my back tells me) and I'm afraid he'll try some twisting in the air so I don't throw him as high now but I do now grab his arms or an arm and a leg and spin him around like a mofo. He also just likes being held and spinning in a circle as fast as we can. He started making himself dizzy at 6mos.
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As high as you can safely catch and decelerate them from.
Generally they'll let you know before you reach your limits. Oh, threshold testing is best done outdoors.
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Hey, I threw a kid cousin so far high that they're still waiting for him to come down.
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I notice that you live at altitude. Would the same advice apply at sea level?
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One little timing error with the kid still being in the air - a car accident nearby, a yelp from an elderly who falls off his crutches, someone's kid tackling your knee at that very moment, icey ground...
There are enough hazards in a child's life already. I don't have to be one of them.
I recommend against throwing your kids when you're high, regardless of how high you are. You should, however, be very drunk.
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Sure, except with the overly oxygenated blood and slower air speed due to air density you can throw them even higher.
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I don't think that rule of thumb holds true the smaller the individual gets. Wouldn't a person be more likely to hurt themselves the larger they were? More spine, more weight, more force. A cat can fall a long way and be just fine without anyone even catching them, not to mention insects. Throw kids as high as you can for science.
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Man, what a bunch of fuddy-duddies here. You guys make your kids wear helmets before leaving the house? I guess I shouldn't mention working up to a double flip with my kids by grabbing them under the armpits and rolling them over my hands.
One of their favorites is to grab them with them facing away and swinging them from between my legs up to overhead and back.
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I usually never "threw" them, but sort of put them up over my head like a pairs skater. Toss them up just high and hard enough they get that little feeling of null g at the top without letting them actually out of your hold. Sort of like a human-powered Vommit Comet.
Holding them in your arms and then pretending like you're dropping them by letting go just a little and hamming it up also seems to be a huge success. Especially if you do it repeatedly in little increments all the way to the floor.
My gang's personal favorite was me stomping after them like Godzilla while they laughed and yelled at the top of their lungs and tried to run away. After a suitable interval of crashing around the house (like right before my ears started to bleed from their ultrasonic shriek attack) I would catch them, hold them in my arms and pretend to eat their bellies with great growling noises.
A properly trained MomZilla can catch and eat multiple houseapes at once. Then the ones you couldn't catch jump on your back and vanquish you, freeing your victims. Then it's run and yell time again as you lumber back to your feet. Sort of like a catch and release deal.
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Didn't someone post a thread about dropping a baby a while back? Seems like these two would go hand in hand.
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No higher than the ceiling (or nearest ceiling fan).
I posted such a thread over a year ago; but my wife was reaching for white trash treat (an oatmeal cream pie or something), not tossing the kid.
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How bouncy are they?
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It's clear I'm going to have to throw my boy higher. He's not going to fall behind at 10 months.
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My dad once grabbed the top of my sleeping bag while I was still asleep in it and pulled it up so the sophisticated outdoor bed became a sack for holding a confused child. Then he started spinning in a circle until I was completely horizontal to the ground and pinned in a heap against the bottom.
At first it was terrifying but after about 1.5 seconds I was laughing so hard I could barely breath.
Anyway, moral of the story is that we were a swinging family instead of a throwing family, and the fun is multiplied 10 fold.
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My thoughts exactly. I toss my kids.. well, my son at least. Daughter is well, a wimply little girl. Only time they wear helmets is on a bike, and then only because they have to.
This is exactly true. As long as they're not hitting the ceiling and/or ceiling fan, I'm throwing them plenty high enough.
However, as ducki points out, bouncier children can be thrown higher; less injury involved if they bounce well.
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So let me see if I got this story correct, instead of your dad getting you high, you guys bonded by doing some swinging?
That explains alot...
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Practicing throwing kids will help when you're being attacked by 5 year-olds.
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When they puke on you, you've thrown them high enough.
I used to do this thing with Little Bean where she'd sit in my knees, facing me, and I'd hold her hands. Then she'd flip off backwards while I pulled up her hands and she'd flip into a standing position. Never understood how her arms stayed attached, but she loved doing that. I think she was around 4 when we did that. She's too tall now.
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Ooh, yea, that's a favorite around here, too.
My daughter always had good neck strength, so throwing her as high as I could was an early game that she loved. (the "safely decelerate" part that LiquidMantis mentioned above is Very Important. And do it over soft ground.)
Until she got too tall, "our trick" was for me to hold her by the legs, face out, then swing her away from me and catch her under the arms. She loved it, but her mom was less pleased.
I'm training her to be an adrenaline junkie like her dad, see.
My sister pulled her daughters arms out of socket doing the swinging around thing. Poor kid.
I could never toss my son..he was too fat, hehe. It is funny because he is a pole now.
Throwing kids is so passe. I like to rub them on a wool sweater and stick them to the ceiling like balloons.
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Before my son got to be ~25lbs, I would throw him up (either head first or with him 'laying' horizontal) to where he almost hit the cathedral ceiling in my living room (about 13ft). Now that he's at 33lbs (today he just turned 17mo) it's a bit harder to catch him (or so my back tells me) and I'm afraid he'll try some twisting in the air so I don't throw him as high now but I do now grab his arms or an arm and a leg and spin him around like a mofo. He also just likes being held and spinning in a circle as fast as we can. He started making himself dizzy at 6mos.
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