Happy Holidays From The GWJ Staff

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This year we recorded a special song for our special Christmas episode of the GWJ Conference Call. I know some of you don't listen to it, so here is the song itself and a list of who is who. I am so, so sorry for my part in this.

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The Order

1:Julian (rabbit)
2: Karla (Brennil)
3: Lara (Katerin)
4: Adam (The Fly)
5: Rob (Gaald)
6: Shawn (Certis)
7: Cory (Demiurge)
8: Momgamers house apes
9: Nyles (Nyles)
10: Sean (Elysium)
11: Train coming off rails
12: Train wreck

Certis beat me to it. - Elysium

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I'm not. The whole point of the excercise was to feel better about my singing!

I will say though that I will never be able to listen to this song again. Not after listening to you all three hundred times during the edit.

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Happy Holidays to you folks to

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Ye gods!

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That was great.

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God damn Karla has an awesome voice.

What an awesome song.

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Absolutely brilliant! I tip my hat to everyone involved in the production.

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That was beyond awesome, well done!

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Jesus God in heaven. What just happened and why is my forehead bleeding?

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Weekly event? Hell, do that every day.

And a Happy Ramahaunnakwansmas to you all.

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I'd post my thoughts, but I think I hurt myself when I fell off my chair.

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GioClark wrote:
Weekly event? Hell, do that every day.

In the name of all thats holy, please no.

Actually that was very fun, great one.

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Wow guys, loved it! Happy holidays!

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That was an absolute loving trainwreck of a song, and I demand more.

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I loved this. It was made of win and awesome. The inevitable trainwreck at the end was priceless.

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That is the best thing ever. Better than Fletcher's "Rocket Man" cover, better than when Clover called out Demi, better than Swampy's dogfighter comment, and even better Swaydora's box. This is the best group of people on the internet and that is what happens when you mash the cream of the crop together.

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That was great! Definitely add that as a regular segment. Maybe do recordings of Interro-Bang performing - I wonder if you could legally do that?

Pure greatness, guys, thanks!

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rabbit wrote:

I will say though that I will never be able to listen to this song again. Not after listening to you all three hundred times during the edit.

Good, because I'm never singing it again. 300 times was enough for me.

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Is that what passes for a Christmas bonus this year??

Well its better than fruitcake..

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"What do you think?" ... hmmm, that we've all lost our minds? that we all have a "screw loose?" ... hmmm, that if everyone listened to your beautiful song, the world would be a better place. thanks for the sillyness that puts a smile on our faces ... blessings to all in 2008!

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That was fantastic folks.

I'm never listening to anything you sing again, but it was a brilliant eye opening experience all the same. Merry Christmas to you folks as well.

The voices say hello.

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Didn't have time to post before Christmas, but happy Turkey Left Over days!!!

And my Christmas killed itself, toppling over and dieing from laughter hearing the song

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I so can not wait to hear that next year. Well done GWJ joyous singers. Thanks for the great year and may all your Holiday wishes come true.

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Well done, you brave and talented group. You sound better than the homeless people I made sing for the bottle of Mad Dog.

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you...guys....ROCK!!!!! GWJ FTW!!!

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Why is Elysium grunting throughout?

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I am eagerly awaiting the Gamers With Jobs Sings compilation album.

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I am at loss to express my convival excitement!! On a GWJ rating scale, this is a "10 Thumbs Up"! And Karla has indeed got a voice of a she-elf. Rob is very pleasant to listen to as well, and Momgamer's monkeys crew did an excellent job.

(Can we hope for a GWJ Spectacular next year? Please?)

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That's odd, blood doesn't usually come out of my ears.

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Nice job

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