Season's Greetings from Aperture Science

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Season's Greetings from Aperture Science.

(This is short, nothing particularly ostentatious, but it's amusing.)

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I love the santa warning over the fireplace.

I'm like a flashing lightning and a rolling thunder, I'm like a stepping razor

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Location: San Diego, CA

Switchbreak wrote:
I love the santa warning over the fireplace.

And the turret gun behind the boxes.

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Awesome. I feel something inside...

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Location: Tennessee

Awww... please assume the Christmas party readiness position and someone will arrive to escort you to the Christmas party.

The Fruitcake is a lie.

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Mystic Violet wrote:
Switchbreak wrote:
I love the santa warning over the fireplace.

And the turret gun behind the boxes.


And the gnome.

Fedaykin98 wrote:

Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!

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I know I'm not terribly cool

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Poor Weighted Companion Cube. I bet he feels pretty nervous sitting so close to that fire...

You can't control the wind, but you can adjust your sails.

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Location: Vancouver, BC

I must have TF2 character Christmas ornaments for my tree.

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Location: Chicago, IL

Has anyone read the history under notes.exe? Pretty damn funny.

And the applications process was a hoot too, even though I didn't save my UIN+L.

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Location: San Diego, CA

Wow. I typed in "Help" and something happened. I wonder what else you can do here.

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Mystic Violet wrote:
Wow. I typed in "Help" and something happened. I wonder what else you can do here.

Try typing "login." The rest of what you need to know is in an easter egg in the game.

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Switchbreak wrote:
Mystic Violet wrote:
Wow. I typed in "Help" and something happened. I wonder what else you can do here.

Try typing "login." The rest of what you need to know is in an easter egg in the game.

Did that already but haven't figured out... OH... Now I remember!!!

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0kelvin wrote:
I must have TF2 character Christmas ornaments for my tree.

I agree!

This would make an awesome screensaver, especially in a higher resolution.

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Location: Chicago, IL

I love that Aperture Science got their start making shower curtains.

Khaaaaaaaan!
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Dam what's the password when you try to login?

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Here are the login details:

User: CJOHNSON
Password: TIER3

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Location: St. Pete, Florida

What happens if you putht the cose in correctly at the end of the application?

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You can't. Watch the UIN+L code when it's first displayed. It periodically changes - they're just screwing with you. Plus they tell you it's case-sensitive and you can't enter lower case letters!

After logging in, try: THECAKEISALIE.

XBL: MikeMac75

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Location: The Blasted Heath

While we're talking about secrets on this site, typing "PLAY PORTAL" sends you to a youtube video. Unfortunately, I got to it after the video had been removed by user - did anyone get in early enough to see what that was?

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This was a triumph.

You can't take the sky from me.