The 19th Century version of "Weinerbomb" (Text is NSFW)

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I saw this via boingboing.

We talk a lot about playing games on public servers and the annoyances of kids who love to swear and get a kick out of abusing strangers through their headsets. Well, lest we think this is a evidence that our culture is going down the tubes and lest we believe those who blame television and video games for the poor manners so often demonstrated; this gem of a document can put us straight.

Written in 1898 it is an official Major League Baseball document that sets down examples of obscene speech in baseball. The document is titled "Special Instructions to Players" and it gives some interesting vocabulary lessons. Truly there is nothing new under the sun. The good old days seem a lot like today.

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There's not enough bandwidth on a thousand Internets to detail what's wrong with that idea.

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That is AWESOME.

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Having read this historic document, our GWJ CoC seems deficient now in comparison because it doesnt list such specific examples of unacceptable language.

Spice it up a bit!

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Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfcking players on this motherfcking field!

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On the contrary. It's this "don't take sh*t from anybody" attitude that won the Spanish American war that same year and netted us Puerto Rico and Cuba.

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Hasn't anybody seen Deadwood? The language on that show is not a fiction even if most of the events are. America has a long tradition of verbal abuse. These colors don't run c*cks*cker.

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Gameraotaku wrote:
Hasn't anybody seen Deadwood? The language on that show is not a fiction even if most of the events are. America has a long tradition of verbal abuse. These colors don't run c*cks*cker.

Agreed, but Deadwood is a contemporary work of fiction. We don't, or at least I don't, often run across documented profanity that isn't contemporary. Sure Fanny Hill was published a long time ago, but if we listen to some (the Jack Thompsons & William Bennetts of this world) we could easily get the impression that this sort of behavior is a new development and a consequence of tv, video games, and the 60's.

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There's not enough bandwidth on a thousand Internets to detail what's wrong with that idea.

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Oso wrote:
but if we listen to some (the Jack Thompsons & William Bennetts of this world) we could easily get the impression that this sort of behavior is a new development and a consequence of tv, video games, and the 60's.

Now that you mentioned that, I can tell you from first hand experience that the use of foul languages is much much more prevalent in China. That is why I could never understand the irrational "fear and loathing" of foul language here in the states, I mean they are just words! (As long as they aren't directed to my mom or dad I am cool with it )

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If you read Chaucer, or look at a medieval street map of London or Paris (especially the red light districts), even the most foul-mouth rapper or contemporary movie mafioso seems tame in comparison. Anyway, the whole concept of scatalogical or sexual swear words is a relatively recent concept, a couple of hundred years old. Hitherto there were only blaspheming type words.

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lethial wrote:
Oso wrote:
but if we listen to some (the Jack Thompsons & William Bennetts of this world) we could easily get the impression that this sort of behavior is a new development and a consequence of tv, video games, and the 60's.

Now that you mentioned that, I can tell you from first hand experience that the use of foul languages is much much more prevalent in China. That is why I could never understand the irrational "fear and loathing" of foul language here in the states, I mean they are just words! (As long as they aren't directed to my mom or dad I am cool with it )

Man that gave me a laugh. One of my ex-girlfriends would have the most colorful conversations with her family in Cantonese. If you didn't know any better you'd think they were about to kill each other all the time. Chinese also have some of the most original insults out there. It's amazing the amount of effort people must have made to come up with them.

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Montalban wrote:
On the contrary. It's this "don't take sh*t from anybody" attitude that won the Spanish American war that same year and netted us Puerto Rico and Cuba.

Hear hear!

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I love the "UNMAILABLE" bit at the bottom. A little research shows that there's a bunch of stuff you can't mail. Damn prudes in the government.

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Trainwreck wrote:
Chinese also have some of the most original insults out there. It's amazing the amount of effort people must have made to come up with them.

Examples please.

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dhelor wrote:
Trainwreck wrote:
Chinese also have some of the most original insults out there. It's amazing the amount of effort people must have made to come up with them.

Examples please.

Check out the Firefly DVD bonus materials, I seem to remember Joss and Nathan talking about the English translation of some of their Chinese cursing.

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There's not enough bandwidth on a thousand Internets to detail what's wrong with that idea.

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I heard on the news today that the Chinese government is trying to get the people of Beijing to clean up their language before the Olympics.

Unfortunately it was on the radio so I can't find a source.

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Oh my God, they said "remonstrated!" The dirtiest word of them all!

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Rat Boy wrote:
Oh my God, they said "remonstrated!" The dirtiest word of them all!

Of all the indecent and infamous inventions of depravity, that one takes the cake!

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There's not enough bandwidth on a thousand Internets to detail what's wrong with that idea.

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I'm imagining some 19th century man using gamerspeak and giggling uncontrollably.

"I reckon i'm the beatin'est feller on this here Halo server n00b. And if you wanna raise a ruckus' 'bout it, you're gunna be pretty streaked and pull foot right quick."

I love 19th century slang.

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