Reconciling Science Fiction - It Just Doesnt Work For me
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I know I am suppose to suspend my belief system when watching science fiction and accept things for how they are. I'm just not good at that in some cases. If we are talking Fantasy like Lord of the Rings, then ok, I accept it all. Why, well because it isn't real. Not that science fiction is real; it's just that fantasy is by its very name, Fantasy.
There are no hobbits, dragons, demons or wizards wielding swords in my real life to compare things to. So my only real complaint with fantasy stuff is deviations from the book, assuming I even read it.
The point is pretty simple, if the show I am watching is some future version of humans from the planet earth, I think they should be required to either adhere to the laws of physics or at least explain them. I'll even take a lame explanation, but throw me a bone. To take this a little further, they don't have to really even be from earth, they just have to have some semblance of an explanation for how stuff works.
I have more examples than this, but I am trying to kill time on a Friday before I make my stealth exit from work, and all I have to kill is 15 minutes.
In Star Trek (and for that matter almost all space shows) I want an explanation of Gravity and how you bypass the lack thereof.
In the Undiscovered Country someone shows up to the Klingon ship and short the fuse on the magical gravity machine and everyone floats around. I got that, it makes sense; you have some 1.8 jigga watt appliance that gives you gravity. But that was the only time they ever even went that far. In another Star Trek movie they had to walk on the outside of the ship to blow up the space antenna thing the borg were trying to use to send a message to some far part of the galaxy to get help. Well they had to use magnetic boots so they didn't float away. So my question is how the hell is gravity controlled inside the ship. I want an answer.
My next issue with Star Trek is the stupid design of the ship. I get the big engine parts off to the side and the back. I even get the middle part that they are hooked to. Awkward, yes, but so far at least it works. But what is the deal with the huge target center piece out in front of the ship with a single angled part holding it on. Talk about cutting the ship in half and destroying it by just taking out that one part. And for that matter, the elevators would be all jacked up having to travel at an angle. This was clearly a Lowest Bidder won the design contest. The ship just doesn't make sense they way its designed. Don't even get me started on that whole Next Generation and saucer separation.
My final Star Trek point is Phasers. They appear to have three settings. 1) Wow, dude, you're so dead, 2) Don't Tas Me Bro, stun setting and 3) The creature you hit is immune to the phaser and there is really no explanation as to why most of the time. How is it the Borg can adapt after two shots and be immune, but no other race in the galaxy can do this. Same principal applies to cloaking devices. Come on kids, everyone would have one, if nothing else, to get you out of dodge when the sh*t hits the fan.
Star Wars
The first point is not original in any way; it's stolen from some dialogue from the movie Clerks, which I like. I just really like this dialogue piece, so this is my homage to it (albeit a weak one).
We know the empire is bad. We know the rebels are good. But the rebels really don't care who they blow up and who's in the thing they blow up. I am going to grant that the first death star was a military target and that 98% of the people on the death star were at war with the rebels willingly. But the second death star they blew up would have been full of contractors, and the rebels didn't care they died. They put that death star over a planet of hairy little beasts and the stuff falling to the ground would have decimated their world. Again, the rebels didn't care. Shoot first and ask questions later.
Storm Trooper Outfits. Why do they wear them? Anytime a chick with off pony tails or a nine foot wookie shoots you, you go down. What is the purpose of the white plastic suit, to protect you from harmful sun tanning out in space? They would be hard to move in, don't stop lasers, bullets or explosions, they would obscure your vision and don't enhance anything you do. They serve no purpose. The storm troopers would be better off wearing a thong and a Marilyn Manson shirt. At least it would make people give you a second look before blowing you away.
Luke Skywalkers Speeder. Ok, so it has three jet engines, flies low to the ground and holds four people. So how is it no on isn't sucked into the engines or goes deaf from having three jet engines roaring next to their ears. For that matter, what does the thing run off of? There isn't any room for fuel, and somehow if they don't have enough droids for to talk Bachi for the water converters, I doubt they have a nuclear powered speeder. And finally, they live underground, where to they park this thing. Is there a valet that Aunt Beru doesn't tell us about?
My final Star Wars point is Droids. Can you actually own one? It seems like you just steal them and realize they will be stolen from you. They can speak ninety six million dialects of Garbage Smasher but they don't come with a lo-jack to find them after they are stolen. I bet Luke's speeder had a lo-jack, but not the droids. It doesn't make sense.
And don't get me started on the Gravity for the death star either.
Well its 2:00 pm, all the bosses are gone, so I am stealing out. Have a great weekend.
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I consider Star Wars and Star Trek "Science Fantasy". Thats how I sleep at night. I much prefer stuff like Babylon 5 or even the new Battlestar Galactica. They may not be old-school "Hard Science-Fiction" like 2001 and such, but at least they try and make space travel look a little more gritty and difficult to deal with.
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Hahah dthind Im glad you made my friday right there.
Some very interesting points here.
Honestly they were movies so I can offer little in the way of counter points besides that well...it's a movie. I believe the borg had the advantage of being a collective hive mind and being part machine so although the phaser may kill the first borg, all the rest of them analyzed the data and adjusted their personal cyborg shield.
In Star Wars, I dunno if I was a rebel then I would see the contractors helping to build a world destroyer for the evil empire as part of the problem...so blowing them up makes some sense. Those poor Ewoks may have been smashed all up yes, but you have to consider that a ton of that crap would likely burn up in the atmosphere and plus Ewoks suck.
On the topic of the droids being stolen. All I can think about is GTA 5: starwars style.
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Look, all contractors are evil. Anyone who's ever dealt with them already knows this.
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wordsmythe wrote:
Wow...you have too much time. Perhaps I do too for answering.
However, let me explain a few things:
Star Trek
1. Gravity can be generated by a ship rotating while traveling. This will produce "artificial" gravity within a vehicle. However, you'd have to think that 500 years from now they'd be able to generate artificial gravity in some way. Or, to cut-and-paste from another website (http://www.tms.org/pubs/journals/JOM/9606/Bormanis-9606.html): If it is someday shown that gravity is simply one manifestation of a single general force"”it may then be possible to manipulate gravitational forces through the application of electromagnetic forces, which we know how to generate and control precisely. This could give us the capability to control the geometry of space with electromagnetic forces. In the Star Trek universe, we assume that the unification of the forces of nature has been achieved, and the verterium cortenide warp coils are the medium through which electromagnetic forces are used to alter the geometry of space.
Another way is an inertial damping fields...you can look at up on Wiki. But again, it's possible.
2. The ship design is actually somewhat probable. The warp engines would create a field that could be harmful to humans and other electrical equipment. Therefore, they would have to be separated from the rest of the ship. Since air flow isn't a factor and shields have been created, an extended living quarters/control area far away from the engine area could provide a safer and more productive design. As for the elevators, who says that elevators in the future can't travel at an angle? Or they could even use something like this: http://www.freepatentsonline.com/5816368.html.
3. Given that Borg are cybernetic, their strength lies in their ability to change and adapt to other "machines". Their collective intelligence allows them to work on the problem as a group and adapt personal shield frequencies like no other species. As for cloaks, many in the Trek universe have them. The Federation is prevented from having them via peace treaties, much like anti-nuclear proliferation treaties today.
Star Wars
1. So the rebels are working on the greater good...your point is? The term is called Collateral Damage, and it's a fact of war. It's estimated that over half a million Iraqi civilians have died as a result of our invasion of Iraq, something you hear little about. So in a universal conflict, why would a few thousand contractors matter?
2. I'm sure the Storm Trooper outfits do offer some protection from explosions and such. However, they're not going to stop a direct hit. And given that the troopers are CLONES, the suits also make it easier to identify the leadership structure since everyone looks alike. So they look a bit stupid - pretty much so does every other special effect from the 70s.
3. Who's to say that those are air intakes? They could be another type of power source - hydrogen, solar, fusion, etc. There's little doubt that the speeder is a bit noisy, which is why it's a lower-class vehicle in the Star Wars universe. Even very poor people today have vehicles...so does Auntie Beru and Uncle Owen.
4. Droids pretty rarely get stolen in Star Wars. The only "real" time droids get stolen is by the Jawa, who are out in the middle of a harsh, lawless land. There's a black market for cars, I-Pods and laptops today...again, why is it shocking the occasional droid gets heisted?
I am so going to quote that out of context.
I don't know about you fellows, but there's nothing I *love* better than stories and character development being put on hold so every technology can be explained no matter how tangential to the plot. And if it's a series, it should definitely happen every episode.
Don't get me wrong, I like hard sci-fi. I like space dirty and dangerous and hostile. but there comes a point where explaining all that sh*t becomes a serious detriment to storytelling. I appreciate the creators thinking about it, and incorporating it into the setting through whatever means, but there's no need to explain any of it unless it's actually has an impact on what's happening (or if it's really out there), especially if the characters should be familiar with all that stuff.
Also, Star Wars isn't science fiction. As GamerOtaku said, it's science fantasy. You've even got knights, princesses and magicians. It's no more plausible than Lord of the Rings.
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Outrageous equipment and crazy ship designs don't bother me at all. Magic doesn't bother me, either. What bothers me is when someone fails to establish the rules, fictional as they be, to which the said trinkets comply. Or they establish/imply the rules, and then violate them whenever it becomes convenient.
The moment that happens, I lose a lot of interest because I realize I am dealing with something that took no effort to make, and where further speculation about the character's predicament is fruitless, because as they're trapped in an ever-compressing garbage compactor, at the last moment they will concentrate really hard and realize that they had a superpower that allows them to disable garbage compactors.
This thread does not scale to my level.
Agreed. Usually the explanations come off as extremely contrived anyway. The only time it works is when an engineer or someone is walking someone else through a repair or explaining why something just can't be done.
Look at it this way, when you're working on a computer do you casually explain the computer architecture and why it works everytime you use it? No, it's basically a black box. You push buttons on the mouse and keyboard and stuff happens on the screen. It's a typical part of our technology and we just take it for granted.
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Outside of hard science fiction, I don't mind if the science doesn't make sense in science fiction. All those fake technologies and tools, the time travel, alien species and all the other stuff we associate with the genre are just metaphors or part of story mechanics for me.
You also have to consider the fact that these shows are on a budget. Would it be cool if the ships in Star Trek lost gravity whenever they lost power? Absolutely. Does it really matter that much? Not really. I know I'd get a hard-on if they did it consistently, but for the vast majority of people? I do think the producers are better off spending the money elsewhere. That the ideas and concepts outstrip what the budget and/or technology can convincingly handle is something that sort of comes with the terrritory.
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I can suspend belief a good deal with sci-fi, but one thing that bothered me was when the death star used its super laser to destroy Alderaan. I found this http://www.theforce.net/swtc/ds/ when I looked it up. Basically they say that to destroy a planet so quickly, they have to use some technology with an energy density greater than matter-antimatter.
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You know I have met a few people who do that and it's actually really creepy. It just seems like they are narrating their own life...like that movie, Stranger than Fiction.
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wordsmythe wrote:
The gravity is generated by a gravity generator. This is a fictional machine that generates gravity. Sometimes, for reasons of plot, it stops working. This is all you need to know.
Phasors (which are fictional) work by shooting a beam of light at people (who are also fictional), which kills them. Sometimes, for reasons of plot, it doesn't kill people (the ones who are fictional).
If sci-fi was all explainable by current science, it wouldn't be sci-fi. It would be just sci.
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So am I to take it that some of you are saying that there is an explanation and 1) I'm too stupid to get it, 2) It doesnt fit in the studios 87 minute Director Hated cut, 3) Isnt relevant to the story or 4) That the images I am seeing are not in fact part of some distant civilization's plan to better acclimate us to their way of life so the beam us their "Historical Documents" prior to the invasion
Is that it ?
Back to the Future
Why use a DeLorean, why not like a toyota truck instead. All you need to do is get to 88 mph. The DeLorean would have low suspension, likely wouldnt handle the roads well from any time prior to 1980 and you cant fit more than two people without a problem. Get a Toyota Truck, put all the gear in the back and perhaps a couple of gallons of extra gas for gawds sake. I dont accept the DeLorean as a valid option it was probably a first year model and you know how first year models are with time travel.
Alien 3
I love the first Alien movie after that, They went south quickly. One question, the strange wire thingy coming out of Wynona Ryders arm was that Firewire, USB 1.0 or a micro serial connection ? Everything else in the movie made perfect sense...
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Ask the average person how a computer works. They won't have a single thing to tell you. Even many science fiction lovers don't know how it works. Yet it's apart of our lives as a car is (which the vast majority of people on Earth still don't know how it works).
Having the story stop and explain to me how a lightspeed drive works is downright silly. And working on becoming a screenwriter, having it asked of me is infuriating. As long as it doesn't act like a deus ex machina, the inner workings of the lightdrive don't matter. The big fleet of Star Destroyers headed in your direction? They matter.
Because it's funny. And Doc Brown is weird. Direct quote:
"Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?
Dr. Emmett Brown: The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style? "
I mean, really, you're going to question that? Seriously?
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He also needed the stainless steel frame of the Delorean for the flux capacitor to work properly, if I recall correctly. It's been a while.
As people have pointed out, there are actual explainations for all the of the above in the canonical materials for all these series. I was starting to type them out when my geek-o-meter pegged into the red so I quit. I do want to say Aunt Beru is not keeping a bard in the wardrobe - there's a garage entrance on the other side of the droid maintenance facility. The whole place is laid out in the Tatooine sourcebook for the Star Wars RPG.
What I find funny is going on about landspeeders and not mentioning the Force flu.
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Plus C3PO sucks and R2D2 would get annoying if all he did was beep all the f-ing time...if you want to know the truth they removed the low-jack off of them in hopes that they would get stolen and forgotten.
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Others have said it, but I'll repeat: those really aren't science fiction, they're futuristic fantasy. The rules, such as they are, don't relate to physics as we know it, and frequently contradict themselves. There's really no difference between Star Wars and Lord of the Rings; they're both magic. When Wesley can change the deflector dish, at will, into something that nobody has ever seen before but which solves the present problem exactly, that's just spellcasting in disguise.
It's nearly impossible to find real SF on TV. Babylon 5 was fairly close. Galactica seemed pretty close before I gave up on it. Firefly was probably the hardest of all the SF shows that have been on TV.
Nearly all the rest are just spellcasting in space.
No, actually i'm not. I loved those movies. I can still watch them.
It was just some Friday rambling, as most of what I write is, give or take the actual day.
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And yea I know how computers work, the bit and the bits are fighting the dark Electrical overlord for control of the circuits, cause chicks dig a dude with a Charged Circuit.
And while we're on the subject of C3P0. I call BS that he / it could EVER operate on sand. Although he could have some extra rockets or something to get him to hover.
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What, nobody's quoted Clark's Third Law yet?
It's simple, all sci-fi high tech equipment is powered by plotonium and most are built from various forms of the infinitely versatile substance unobtainium. The actual scientific theories being employed can all be easily explained by what my Physics professors used to call "hand waving," which involves rapidly covering the nearest display space with an incomprehensible gibberish of equations, graphs, and/or data, waving your hand toward them, and saying "as you can clearly see here..."
Oh, why did I come back to this thread today? I just saw the quickie Phaser explanation by Buffcorephil. Phasers (and lasers in sci-fi in general) piss me off so much. Have they clarified anywhere what the hell a Phaser beam is? Because it better not be just light. I hate watching someone DODGE a laser beam. Thats like someone dodging a flashlight or a laser pointer. I'm guessing "Coherent Packets of Light" have some kind of wind resistance or something? Ugh.
I still love all Sci-Fi. I just happen to love nit-picking stuff as well. Maybe thats why I love it so much? So much to complain about in bad Sci-Fi
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MudderFudder77 wrote:
You mean "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" right?
My favorite corollary is "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Therefore any sufficiently advanced technology is also indistinguishable from a convenient plot device."
And Star Wars wasn't so much written as it was congealed, so that explains all your Star Wars questions.
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Except that they had the whole magic gravity thing too.
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It's probably been said before in this thread, but a major point about Star Trek was that it went to great lengths to not have to explain that stuff, and instead focus on the story. If you're focusing on trying to figure out the gravity, you're either ignoring the story on purpose or the story is so bad it doesn't matter (which is not the case in most episodes past TOS).
Some of the best science fiction is done as character studies, and in that aspect spending pages or minutes describing mundane technical details only gets in the way. To paraphrase a Star Trek writer and the new BSG showrunner, Ronald D. Moore, having to explain technical details were an indication of story failure.
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I just have to chime in that I agree with what everyone here's saying about it not being realistic because it isn't real or relevent. That said I'm surprised you didn't mention aliens in science fiction. Unless a series is going the Asimov route (Firefly did this, bless their soul) and sticking with only Humans the idea that aliens all look just like humans with some makeup on is absurd. That's probably my biggest gripe, though it certainly hasn't stopped me from enjoying those sci-fi shows with humanoid aliens (i.e. all of them).
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As has been previously stated, most of these can be summed up as plot devices. But if the movie is trying to be gritty approaching the level of 2001, I wish they'd take the time to hire some experts. Hell, I bet most of the scientific community would be happy to volunteer to advise just to raise our general collective IQ a few points. Of course, they aren't writers. YMMV.
Side note: Thank you for waiting until the movie is over before pointing these out. All of us have friends that like to point these out mid-story. I have at least two off the top of my head, one of which who posts here.
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Well, whether we like it or not, TV shows have budgets -- simulating null-G is fantastically expensive. When a movie can spend a hundred million for two hours of video, they can do it right. (and even then, they mostly don't.) TV shows are rather more limited.
Postulating a gravity generator isn't entirely ridiculous, and it lets them put their limited budgets where it's important, instead of trying to (poorly) simulate an environment that probably wouldn't contribute all that much to the story.
In general, most good SF makes a few handwavy assumptions; the fewer it makes, the 'harder' it is. Faster-than-light drives are pretty much required for stories about societies that cover more than one star system, and gravity generators are needed to keep the costs of production down. Those two devices will essentially always be present in space-based TV SF.
One thought that comes to mind; it's likely that gravity generators are going to require huge amounts of power generation capability, and then more gigantic amounts to transit between systems; the energy required to jump to even a nearby star would probably be enough to run the state of California for a year or so. Tech is an outgrowth of power generation, and vice versa. If there are cheap semi-portable devices that can spit out that kind of juice, allowing the constantly-broke Firefly crew to travel between systems, you just wouldn't see 'frontier' towns at all. Even the most desolate of frontier worlds would easily be able to build to a 20th-century level of comfort very quickly.
Anyone remember Space 1999. This was an After Star Trek British series (Pinewood studios as I recall).
Short version is the moon was a dumping ground for earth's nuclear waste. One day a bunch of the waste blows up and knocks the moon out of orbit from the Earth to hurl through space. Dare I even go there on this one.
I loved that show when I was young. Special effects were terrible, it was like Upstairs, Downstairs type acting most of the time.
Computers were tubes like an old guitar amp and could only spit out these pieces of paper for answers. Kind of like punch cards.
But the fact that the moon was hurling through space and they were al alive with perfect gravity and never got sucked into another planet or star or simply ran into one was awesome. I'll cut them a break because they were British and had hot chicks on the show (whom are probably in their 80's now).
Back to star trek.
So if they have gravity on their ship, how come they dont go flying forward or backward on acceleration or a rapid stop. I am thinking there would be some serious body flying around when scotty hits the breaks.
Why have shuttle craft and transporters. If the new enterprise also has survival pods, me thinks the lowest bidder through in some extras and billed the federation for it just to run up the charges. Its back to those contractors, cant trust the lot of them.
ps - I never saw firefly so Ill put that on my christmas list to get so I can comment on this thread and dredge it up in several months.
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Inertial dampeners. Mentioned often. At least on TNG.
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