Christmas gift for the Wife.

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I stumbled on to this little gem, and decided people must see it.
http://www.pinkertonfx.com/hamster.htm

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Jesus, Dude...

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I want to surprise her. Mix it in with her stuffed animals.

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Didn't I see that monstrosity in Dead Alive?

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You thinking of this thing?

Maybe the Sumarian Rat Monkey?

Or maybe the living intestines?
Can't seem to find that picture.

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Lester_King wrote:
Jesus, Dude...

Yes...

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My hatred of this thread is eternal.

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Mystic Violet wrote:
My hatred of this thread is eternal.

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Hey, that's the baby in Dead Alive.

edit* Beat me to it Stone. Why don't I read when there are pictures to be seen?

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I buy even though I have 2 of them. I likey the Snakey.

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I was certain the gift was going to be this.

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Slytin wrote:
I want to surprise her. Mix it in with her stuffed animals.

You sir, Win.

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Wow...just wow...

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I want to make babies with Diablo III.

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Does anyone want to buy one, or am I the only one with a twisted sense of humor?

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Holy mother of God, man!

Well, at least now we know who the dog's owner is.

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Wow. Only GWJ can take a thread on bar bathroom girl-on-girl cheerleader action and turn it into man-on-man geek action.

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Oh man, but if you're going to do that, you might as well go with someone from the Minnesota Association of Rogue Taxidermy

To wit:

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Slytin wrote:
Does anyone want to buy one, or am I the only one with a twisted sense of humor?

I got my wife a coyote skull and an 1800's print of an illustration of the carotid artery for her birthday. I'm sure she'd get a kick out of these lil' fellas as well.

She's a medical illustrator, though, so she's dissected cadavers and has a taste for the macabre.

For a classy alternative, you can get a Damien Hirst original for a mere $3.3 million

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...dick in a box?

Well, I don't like to toot my own horn, but I'm a pretty good amateur rectal photographer. Would you like to see my portfolio?
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I am so glad I am not on your guy's shopping lists.

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I want to make babies with Diablo III.

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...dick in a box?

Skimmer.

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Thin_J wrote:
Desram wrote:
...dick in a box?

Skimmer.

In this thread, I think it's the non-skimmers that are filthy.

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You...like your wife, right?

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Yellow5 wrote:
Slytin wrote:
Does anyone want to buy one, or am I the only one with a twisted sense of humor?

I got my wife a coyote skull and an 1800's print of an illustration of the carotid artery for her birthday. I'm sure she'd get a kick out of these lil' fellas as well.

She's a medical illustrator, though, so she's dissected cadavers and has a taste for the macabre.

For a classy alternative, you can get a Damien Hirst original for a mere $3.3 million

That's pretty sweet. Not sure if I would want to display it in my house.

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...dick in a box?

Deedle-deedle-dee.

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