"Top 5 video Game Swords"?

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Pfft, no love for the "Elvish sword of great antiquity."

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Is there really a big difference between Blades of Chaos and Heavenly Sword? As for the list... meh, and personally, I would not pick any of them for my top 5.

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I'm far from being a Final Fantasy fanboy, but any list that doesn't include the gun blade is an incomplete list.

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It's funny how these "Top x (subject)" lists are popping up lately. It's like everyone wants to make content for Digg.

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It's funny how these "Top x (subject)" lists are popping up lately. It's like everyone wants to make content for Digg.

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Wow. Sloooooooooow news day, apparently.

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OK, 1, a lightsaber isn't a video game sword, it's a movie sword.

2, if you're going to start picking cool swords from sh*tty games for your top 5, you're going to end up in trouble quick. There are lots of crap games out there with neat swords in them.

3, no Soul Calibur OR Soul Edge?

4, NO DAIKATANA!? That sword made history!

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What about the Dragon Sword or whatever it was called in Deus Ex? My stealth assasin kicked some major ass with that thing.

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Yeah other than the Master Sword from Zelda that was a sh*tty list..

Heavenly Sword from some crap PS3 game that just came out... lame.

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That's a seriously weak subject for a list. Who the hell can keep them all those big stabby instrument of death apart? Other than Lilarcor, which is an actual character, I can't think of any that would make my list.

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Lilacror, Master Sword, Carsomyr, Soul Edge, Dragon's Tooth Energy Sword.

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There's a line somewhere between gamer-dom and uber dork-dom. I don't know exactly where it is, but I know top video game sword lists are on the wrong side of it.

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Knife in Battlefield series (Lol, does that count as a sword?), Last Wish phase blade from Diablo 2....

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McChuck wrote:
What about the Dragon Sword or whatever it was called in Deus Ex? My stealth assasin kicked some major ass with that thing.

I think you not being able to remember what it's called probably answers why it's not on the list.

Soul Edge should definitely be on there.

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I'm far from being a Final Fantasy fanboy, but any list that doesn't include the gun blade is an incomplete list.

I freaking HATE the gunblade.

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Monroeski wrote:
]I'm far from being a Final Fantasy fanboy, but any list that doesn't include the gun blade is an incomplete list.

I freaking HATE the gunblade.

Then make it the Buster sword, but seriously, FF should probably be recognized in there somewhere. Heavenly Sword.....seriously?

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Masamune from Chrono Trigger.

That "news story" felt more like an ad, especially the blurb about Heavenly Sword.

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Short Sword of the Ykesha from Everquest was a real popular one before all the expansions.

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Missing: Buster Sword, Sephiroth's Masamune (sp?), Squall's Gunblade to name a few great swords.

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The coolest swords are the swords that are cool that DON'T show up on crappy replica-sword websites for $10.

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Blue Puma wrote:
Knife in Battlefield series (Lol, does that count as a sword?)

No. Because then it would be a sword not a knife.

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Edwin wrote:
Blue Puma wrote:
Knife in Battlefield series (Lol, does that count as a sword?)

No. Because then it would be a sword not a knife.

It was rhetorical. -_-

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*Legion* wrote:
There's a line somewhere between gamer-dom and uber dork-dom. I don't know exactly where it is, but I know top video game sword lists are on the wrong side of it.

I couldn't have said it better. Not in english anyway.

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Alright here's the "real" list of Swords that are bad ass.

Alastor from Devil May cry: Why is this sword bad ass? Well it's simple, Dante let the sword go through his body and "eat his heart" to sign a covenant with the blade.

We've seen so many "energy" based swords through our collective gaming experience but I have to say that the Psi-Blades from Starcraft get a nod for being bad ass.

Atma Weapon- FFVI(FF3 US): Yup the only sword that grew in size and power as you leveled up maybe one of the only swords in the 16 bit era where you saw marked progress visually.

It's been mentioned in a few posts and I agree Soul Calibur is pretty bad ass. The sword of dreams turns out to be the sword of nightmares for anyone that touched it.

I sat back and thought about my last pick for a good 20 minutes and I kept coming back to this sword: Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker. All you WoW players know what I'm talking about. This thing was the ultimate sword Pre-BC. It took a lot of MC runs to get it and those that had it were gods among men.

And that is my list of Bad Ass swords. Maybe I hit a few you thought were cool and maybe I brought up a few you forgotten.

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Good list, Devi. Atma Weapon is pretty obscure but it's definitely significant. I also agree that the psi-blades are far superior to the energy sword from HALO.

However, I disagree that a sword in an MMO should be eligible. I mean, it's just another piece of loot. It's only significant until they patch in something better.

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Ummm, are you people insane? I stopped believing in Santa Clause because he never brought me a working lightsaber, and you just casually dismiss it? I know its in a movie, but its also in enough games to warrant consideration. And its just so cool.

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