I dreamed that I was pretending to sleep so that someone would go away so that I could get my thing on with someone I had the hots for a decade or so ago. They never went away .

I think I dreamed about being on a ship or something to do with the ocean. Since I just got back from the beach I guess I am just having withdrawals or something. I've had some crazy dreams lately though.

I had a dream a week or so ago about trying to rescue my wife and son from some type of bomb. They were at the exact same location as the bomb, and I was leading people away from it, but my wife and son got left behind somehow. I made my way back to them and we were escaping just as the bomb detonated. It wasn't just any kind of bomb though...it was designed to only kill humans and left structures and everything else intact, but it had a huge area of effect...almost like an EMP from a nuke...except it affected people instead of electronics. I woke up just as the blast would have reached us.

Last night I dreamt.....that somebody loved me.

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I think it involved boobs.

I dreamt that an angel came down from heaven and asked me to save the world for God and I asked why God chose me and the angel laughed and looked up to the heavens and said to God "I told you that would be his first reaction. You owe me C-note." and then turned to me and said "Its ok. You can forget it." and left me and when I got home, Michael Myers proceeded to stalk and kill all my friends and me. I woke in a cold sweat, oversleeping my alarm clock. True story.

...of electric sheep.

I had a dream that my wife was calling for help and i was running all over looking for her, it was so real to me that I woke up ran all over the apartment looking for her and calling her name. I then ran across my cell phone and called her and she told me she was at work.. it was wierd..

But then last month i had a dream that a huge crag was trying to pinch my butt and running after me sideways...

Your husband is gay btw.

Last night I had me a dream, son.
The end of the world could be seen.
No sign of life could I feel, son.
Nothing was what it had been.
Black as the night, life out of sight,
You can't imagine the scene.

Or, to up the emo quotient a bit:

Last night I had a dream that we went to Disneyland,
Went on all the rides, didn't have to wait in line.
I drove you to your house where we stared up at the stars.
I listened to your heartbeat as i held you in my arms.

That second one both makes me laugh and fills me with regret that I ever liked the Ataris.

Man, I totally read the whole thread! I must have missed Devilstick's. I'm sorry for being such a loser everyone!

Hella gay.

I concur with the missus. That smiley is kind of non-hetero as well.

Sorry dude. I have since learned my lesson with ladies, always...ALWAYS agree with them.

Last night I dreamt that I yelled at a classmate. I just wish I was gutsy enough to do that in real life.