Adorable.

I'm just going to cover my dog in non-toxic fake blood (food dye+ water and dark corn syrup)

I'm not sure what is better about this post. Either Chiggie is saying his dog is his child or he is comparing his dog to Rabbit's kids.

Oh, Chiggie and mahinae. Everytime you put your doggie in clothing, you're just begging for a canine revolt. When Dmitri storms your bedroom with a pitchfork and some shredded cloth between his jaws, don't say I didn't warn you.

That said: That's the coolest Halloween costume I've ever seen, for man or pooch. Really, props for creativity on that one. I wish I were that clever. And Dmitri wears it so well.

But first you need to lose how many pounds?

/ducks

Whenever I'm talking with someone, and they tell me about their kid, and I respond with "oh yes, my dog does the same thing" or "that reminds me of my dog"... they always seem to be vaguely disgusted with me.

I guess having a kid makes you view people who think of their dog as a kid as kind of sad strange monsters.

People with kids think its an insult that someone would compare their offspring to a dog. I consider it a compliment. A warm, fuzzy, wet-nosed, waggy-tailed, always-happy-to-see-you-no-matter-how-bad-he's-been compliment. If only kids had such great temperaments and were so easy to clean, I might want one.