Best way to read forums?

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Hi there everyone

Sbject says it all really: What is the best way to read forums? Not just the GWJ forums, but forums in general.

My problem with forums are that there is just too much to read on it! Especially if you are at a new place. That takes up waaaay too much time.

Does anyone know whether you can put forum stuff in an RSS feed? Or maybe send posts by email automatically? Because between emails, RSS feeds and forum posts it just gets too much! Aaaaarggghh!

I really want to be part of this community, and it seems the forums is the main way to be a part, its just a bit cumbersome (for me)

So, anyone got any tips to keep my sanity?

Regards

Samuel

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skock wrote:
So, anyone got any tips to keep my sanity?

Don't worry so much about reading forums?

Honestly, just use common sense and read what is interesting to you. I don't really know how to explain it other than "do what you wanna do." No one is going to give you a test on what was said later.

Most of us kind of group off into little cliques on the boards anyway, so I don't imagine there are a lot of people who read everything other than the moderators. Even they miss some stuff sometimes.

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Stick to the first page. If older stuff becomes relevant, someone will link to it.

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Top to bottom, left to right.

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The front page is a good suggestion but you'll have to do searches for memes and expressions that are in-house
e.g. " I'd weiner bomb that oogba"

Other meme's like this one get lost as newer posters arrive and evolve the community

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Talk about a blast from the past. Loved that thread.

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Chiggie wrote:
Most of us kind of group off into little cliques on the boards anyway

Yeah, it's like high school all over again. They come around and steal your lunch money while making fun of how you dress.

Don't even ask what wordsmythe does with his finger, or about Taco in general. . .

Follow the front page, and use the track page to keep tabs on threads you posted in.

Or post and abandon it. It's supposed to be fun, not work.

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You would have been correct. So correct as to stifle any further discussion in this thread.

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Recent posts views become accessible in the account box along the middle left when you are logged in. It's how I keep track of what all these goodjers are jibba-jabbering about.

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On the clock.

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LilCodger wrote:
Chiggie wrote:
Most of us kind of group off into little cliques on the boards anyway

Yeah, it's like high school all over again. They come around and steal your lunch money while making fun of how you dress.

Most of them deserve it.

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Naked.

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Vrikk wrote:
Naked.

See? Deserve it.

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How can you let an individual, a human being, stress out and suffer on how to keep up with all the knowledge churn in these forums like this? Have you no compassion?

For his own good, I recommend banning him for Code of Conduct(CoC) Article Eight Violation. Taking a loose interpretation of The Code and an even looser reading of this post's theme, this is yet another "I'm new" message in disguise.

Oh and no soup for any of you for not pointing this out sooner.

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Chiggie Von Richthofen wrote:
Most of us kind of group off into little cliques on the boards anyway, so I don't imagine there are a lot of people who read everything other than the moderators. Even they miss some stuff sometimes.

Except wordsmythe, he reads every thread.... twice. Also, every third post is his (and can thusly be ignored safely).

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Kaos is in!

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Chiggie Von Richthofen wrote:
Kaos is in!

Welcome to my signature.

Fletcher wrote:

Wear the Filthy Skimmer badge with honor. For we have all, at one time or another, been filthy skimmers. And it is our brotherly duty to remind each other, that although the path of the skimmer is quick, it is also treacherous.

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wordsmythe, looks like you have a new nemesis.

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Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!

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kaostheory wrote:
Chiggie Von Richthofen wrote:
Most of us kind of group off into little cliques on the boards anyway, so I don't imagine there are a lot of people who read everything other than the moderators. Even they miss some stuff sometimes.

Except wordsmythe, he mentally grades and corrects every thread.... twice. Also, every third post is his (and can thusly be ignored safely).

Fixed that for you.

Quintin_Stone wrote:
wordsmythe, looks like you have a new nemesis.

Better let boogle know. Oh, and get him a fresh notebook.

*Legion* recognizing greatness wrote:

You would have been correct. So correct as to stifle any further discussion in this thread.

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I tried RSS with these forums but you only get the first item posted. You don't get any of the threads within that posting. It gives you an idea of the topic and you can click the link to read the rest of the posts. But since the bastages turned off GWJ at work I can't read the whole thread. A good rss reader is Google Reader.

Still looking for a way to download new posts or read the forums offline in my cubicle.

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When posting be sure to use lots of extra periods and commas,,..,, mipsell evrethnig or...

just make your sentances run on forever having no structure whatsoever don't stop to capatilize anything or ceck you speling just type as fast as you can so sombody else dosn't post before you

Cause it gives wordsmythe a reason to live.

Also when in doubt insult baggas mom...

That is all.

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The tracker works best.

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Vrikk wrote:
Naked.

I am thoroughly dissapointed. I expected this response much faster in this thread.

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I just lost a half hour of my life reading the "box" thread. That box was full of PROCRASTINATION. Evil.

My suggestion is to click on the "Mark all threads as read" button and start fresh. That being said, any other "Greatest Hits" threads out there?

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Stryker wrote:
Vrikk wrote:
Naked.

I am thoroughly dissapointed. I expected this response much faster in this thread.

I speak what everyone else thinks. They're afraid that people will know they freeball GWJ.

Yet even then we ran like the wind,
whilst our laughter echoed under cerulean skies...

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I skip a lot of things. I'm also narcissistic so I only read threads that I've posted in. Every other thread is inferior .

Anything that KT and Mex have posted in is probably well worth reading.

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rabbit wrote:
Spaz wrote:
It's weird who you meat during ConSeason, aint it?

Paging douchebag community copyeditors on aisle 3. McChuck? Wordsmythe?

Oh, c'mon. You suck one c*ck and you're forever known as a c*cksucker.

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My advice is to start drinking heavily.

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There's not enough bandwidth on a thousand Internets to detail what's wrong with that idea.

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indy wrote:
That being said, any other "Greatest Hits" threads out there?
What you seek is known as The Goodjer Commandments

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I didn't even open the site at work yesterday. Today it's just for lunch breaks. (I know, I'm scared too. )

I just wanted to post this:

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Is this some kind of GWJer Anonymous program you're starting?

Your Quote Here!

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How to best read the forums is much like the age old question:

"How does a dentist clean a hippo's teeth?"

Answer: Very carefully.

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Vrikk wrote:
Naked.
Oso wrote:
My advice is to start drinking heavily.

Ideally, both.

The best way to view a forum safely is by making a pinhole viewer. Here are some instructions to make your own.

1. Take two sheets of cardboard, and make a pin-hole in one.

2. Stand with your back to the forum, and hold both sheets up, with the hole facing towards the forum.

3. Experiment by holding the sheets at different distances apart until you see an image of the forum appearing on the second sheet.

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