Monkeys kill Delhi deputy mayor
Sunday, October 21st, 2007 - 10:37pm
Oh my goodness. Apparently, he fell from the first floor terrace trying to FIGHT OFF MONKEYS. One idea they had to get rid of the monkeys was to train other larger, more ferocious monkeys and have them go after the monkeys. Pure crazy.
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What I was thinking as I clicked the link: "Ohhh, I hope this happened on a Tuesday..."
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It's not without precedent:
Fedaykin98 wrote:
I'm trying to find a way to tie in that joke from that Simpsons episode about the kid in Brazil. "Thanks to your donation, the orphanage was able to buy a door! Now the monkeys cannot bite me!" Nothing's really coming though...
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At least they didn't kill him by throwing their feces at him.
Time to call up Pakistan and nuke the site from orbit. Only way to be sure.
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Damn monkeys know how to throw a revolution party. I wonder if they are available for contract work.
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It's got to suck to die at the hand (paw?) of a monkey. On the one hand, you're getting killed, but on the other hand, it's a monkey and therefore hilarious.
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I, for one, welcome our new monkey overlords.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of that.
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The Orangutans planned this during a secret council meeting and handed the gorilla, General Ursus, the decree to carry this mission out with local resources and make it look like an accident.
This is only the beginning of an elaborate primate plan to trick the human government into transporting heavier monkey infantry into the area that they can then set loose to take over the region. This will signal primate populations across the globe to turn on local human populations, bringing about a....
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When I was an exchange student in South Africa, monkeys habitually took up station on top of your car when you parked in certain recreation areas. You had to bring along extra food to throw to get the monkeys off your car when you wanted to leave, otherwise they would f*ck you up, man.
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I am ashamed of you people. Sixteen posts before this came up?
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baggachipz: Who cares about Japan, let them have their silly pointless dog games and countless re-hashes of anime-based dragon princess super lucky crapitty crap.
I'd get me a machete and start lopping off some monkey hands and heads.
Ain't swinging from a tree without hands are ya muther f'er.
This has greatly set back my plan to replace my employees with trained monkeys.
Pharacon wrote:
Monkeys are considered to be human reincarnates currently down on their luck in the karmic cycle, so Hindus do not take any action against them. Otoh, monkeys frequently are carrying many human diseases including stds.
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Problem is, monkies are gods over there. The whole incident was probably viewed as some kind of holy vengence taken on the guy.
"Oh, Holy Hanuman! He must have touch his winkie in an unclean manner. "
BlackSheep wrote:
Imagine if they start wielding weapons.
And you people thought I'd go for the easy 2001 reference, didn't you?
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Actually, I thought you'd go for the IRL reference.
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There was an episode of Dirty Jobs where they went to a refuge for monkeys run by an insane Englishwoman. The monkeys beleaguered the whole crew, and there's a very funny shot at the end of the segment where one of them (the crew) tells the driver of the van to keep backing up in hopes that they'd run one of them (the monkeys) over.
Got any toast?