Older Men + Younger Women = Longer Life
Thursday, September 20th, 2007 - 2:24pm
Well, that ought to throw that age formula out the window.
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Reminds me of a comedian.
"Women may live longer, but men are ready to die sooner."
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I like it this way:
Why do men die sooner than their wives?
They want to!
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Hmm... my wife is 9 years my senior. Does that mean I'm doomed to die young?
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The last sentence ...
"By the way, the researchers note that it's not going to add any years to an old man's life if he takes on a young mate."
And here I had my arguments all lined up to present my case to the wife ... foiled again. Stupid researchers ...
"An inglorious peace is better than a dishonorable war." Twain
So.... what they're saying is that you should ditch your old model and exchange it in for a new one once you reach 50 or so....
I just want a young-ish model now.... let alone when i'm that old
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Wonder if the inverse is true? Do I need to find me a younger man?
Why do they assume marriage? Wouldnt older men plus younger mistresses also result in the same longevity. Think of all the Sugar Daddies out there!
Humanity owes its longevity to those unsung Sugar Daddies. They just get no love.
Personally, I remember when we were younger and my wife used to age. She even used to be older than me. But something magical happened at age 29. She stopped aging. Every birthday afterwards.... is Birthday #29. I am now older than her by an increasing margin each year. I am not only gonna benefit from longevity at some point, but also from my wife's ability to control time itself!
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Wait, this is just saying that if more old dudes have children, then lifespans in general will be longer.
I think we have enough old farts lying around without this. I'd much rather endorse the trend of geriatric alcoholism. It's potentially related, but it's a much less disgusting image.
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My grandparents drink more now than when they were younger... though to be fair they also have very specific tastes such as scotch and whiskey or proper cherrys.... Myself? I'm still quite partial to the ol' beer.
As for sleeping around with very young women when i'm older, i say there's nothing like keeping the statistical end up.
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Unfortunately, according to the research you'll do a similar thing by helping your children/grandchildren (or other people's) in their early years.... so while it's all ji"geri" pokery for older men, it's more work and hassle for older women.
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You stole those words right out of my mind. Looks like I'm going to stalk a college campus when I hit 50.
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I think viagra screws up this whole study. It was probably written by some older guy, who wants to start a trend or is looking for understanding from his sons/daughters and grandchildren after they were eyeing his twenty-something girlfriend funny over the holidays.
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That was my guess, too.
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Huh. My wife is 29 as well. Has been for years, now. Amazing how they can do that.
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Denial ain't just some river in Africa ...
And I think it is important to state what this article really says. Old men having sex with young ladies is beneficial to all mankind. And although I see no problem with older women doing it with younger men, I think the science is pretty conclusive in that they would be more helpful taking care of our many genetically superior babies. Think of mankind, won't you ....
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Keep to the code!
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Why is it better for mankind if people live longer lives?
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Ummm ... so we can have more sex with younger ladies? The science is very confusing on this but I think that's what they're getting at. Maybe I'm reading into it ...
"An inglorious peace is better than a dishonorable war." Twain
Sorry to be picky, but helping other people's children/grandchildren/great grandchildren doesn't help at all. Because you are able to stay alive longer, you are able to help take care of your children/grandchildren/great grandchildren giving them (and your longevity genes) a better chance at survival.
I didn't read all of the article, but do they mention the obvious "modern medicine makes us live longer" argument at all?
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Ah, well...guess I have to die young and happy with my younger man.
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My sister, mother, and grandma are all 29. Damn, sounds like the makings of a "Southern Redneck" joke.
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I'm 29 too and I'll take a flamethrower to anyone who argues with me.
And here I am, already spoken for!
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I'm depressed that after all these posts, no one has said anything about how hot Fred Thompson's wife is. For shame.
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Fred Flintstone's wife is damn hot.
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To hell with that, have you seen Kucinich's wife? The man's a real-life lawn gnome and she's ridiculously hot.
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Helping others (selfless acts) is a proven trait of human kind - though other animals do it too. It helps less reproductively dominant genes survive through generations in the "hope" that they become useful later on.
Yes they do.
I thought you were 25. *Waits for flamethrower*
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