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Last night I was at a Cosmology talk at my University where we had a pretty distinguished writer lecturing (Im not going to mention who). During the Q&A at the end of the talk, the speaker was asked/told a ridiculous statement, at which time he called the questioner a "postmodernist" as an insult. The man took it as such.

Has anyone encountered this attitude before? Or are there any postmodernists out there who choose to comment/ care? (or is it all relative? )

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Last night I was at a Cosmology talk at my University where we had a pretty distinguished writer lecturing (Im not going to mention who). During the Q&A at the end of the talk, the speaker was asked/told a ridiculous statement, at which time he called the questioner a "postmodernist" as an insult. The man took it as such.
I know it has a lot of formal definitions, but to me it's always meant, "What I'm talking about it soooo far over your head that you just wouldn't understand." It helps if you picture the person saying this to be closing their eyes and speaking in a smug tone.

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Is the title the actual quote? I'd hope that anyone bright enough to use that kind of dig would have left it as an implication, through, for example, stating that the question "smacked of a sort of characteristically postmodern meaninglessness."

That's how folks at my alma mater used to call people out on bullsh*tting, at least.

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I checked the wiki for this, and conclusion is that I must've had a braincell dedicated to understanding this, but I killed it a few years ago.

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There's no understanding PoMo.

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wordsmythe wrote:
Is the title the actual quote?

Not exactly, i added the "sir" which actually did come later in the "discussion".

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"smacked of a sort of characteristically postmodern meaninglessness."

The question/statement was uninformed meaninglessness, Yes.

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That's how folks at my alma mater used to call people out on bullsh*tting, at least.

Thats what Im trying to get at. That an entire "intellectual field" of thought is belittled by other scholars to the point that its an Insult.

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There's no understanding PoMo, the female mind, or Sony Marketing?

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It's PoMo!

Isn't that a dish at a chinese resturaunt.

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Weird for the sake of bein' weird.

Oh, if someone had just explained it like that sooner... now I can totally relate.

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Thats what Im trying to get at. That an entire "intellectual field" of thought is belittled by other scholars to the point that its an Insult.

You got to remember the nature of the university environment. Many of these people spend their lives passionately arguing over stuff that only 25 other people in the world give a crap about. The post modernists had a long run of lording it over other people in the university ghettos for a while, and now some new thing must have come along. So everyone is looking for a little payback against the them.

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Also remember that conservatives consider "liberal" an insult, too.

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Moe: It's PoMo! ... Post Modern. ... Weird for the sake of bein' weird.

My philosophy professor quoted that when the class was trying to understand postmodern. On our mid-term the question appeared, "What is Postmodern?", apparently half the class answered with that quote too. I just drew a bunch of squiggles followed by ", obviously!"

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Ok, so from what I've learned here on the GWJ forums this week, if a conservative ever calls me a emo-pomo-demo-crat in a snide tone, I should translate that as fighting words, avoid the slo-mo and hit'em with whammo and a blammo.

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I use post-modernist as an insult. Or at least a criticism.

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I just drew a bunch of squiggles followed by ", obviously!"

How'd you do ?

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I use post-modernist as an insult. Or at least a criticism.

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Thats what Im trying to get at. That an entire "intellectual field" of thought is belittled by other scholars to the point that its an Insult.

You got to remember the nature of the university environment. Many of these people spend their lives passionately arguing over stuff that only 25 other people in the world give a crap about. The post modernists had a long run of lording it over other people in the university ghettos for a while, and now some new thing must have come along. So everyone is looking for a little payback against the them.

That's pretty close to how I see it as well, but I would step away from calling postmodernism an 'intellectual field.'
Personally, I think alot of the frustration with post-modernism (in the contexts which I've been exposed to it), originates in the dismissal of traditional methods of analysis as fundamentally flawed and the dismissal of overarching explanations. In philosophy, at least, it goes like this: If you can never be someone else, then how can you understand their ideas or exactly what they mean? Postmodernism poses that question to every field of academics, art and design.

Not only does that invalidate much of the academic dialogue, it tends to drive any conversation toward concepts and questions that can never be fully answered. So, fundamentally, post-modernism is a framework in which everyone is wrong, and yet everyone is right. Because both concepts are meaningless. And that pisses me off.

Look at postmodern art. Art for Art's sake. The majority of it is complete and utter bullsh*t. What does that add to our discussion of art as a whole? Their contribution has been the reaction to the concrete certainties of modernism, but we got that. Yeah, okay. Great. Point taken. We'll keep that in mind. Move on.

So, as an undergraduate philosophy student, I tried to write a series of papers on holism as a response to postmodernism. Naive. But I still don't like it. It completely removes any foundation for looking at our world with any sort of curiousity.

You want a convoluted take on PoMo - look to the Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy.

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Elliottx wrote:
I just drew a bunch of squiggles followed by ", obviously!"

You could also have gone with, "I could give you an accurate answer to this question, but you wouldn't understand it. So what's the point?"

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I've always looked at Postmodernists as folks who feel entitled to their own reality despite considerable objective evidence to the contrary. They pride themselves at being enemies to Realism or Rationalism, often stating that facts "only provide an incomplete picture of the 'truth'". To them, sincere belief is more important than evidence.

In that sense, Neoconservatives are nearly perfect paragons of Postmodernism. So are Creationists.

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In that sense, Neoconservatives are nearly perfect paragons of Postmodernism.

The same could be said for those who believe in world peace.

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In that sense, Neoconservatives are nearly perfect paragons of Postmodernism.

The same could be said for those who believe in world peace.

That can certainly be said of many who believe in world peace. I think it is certainly fair to say that folks who insist that communal meditation sessions in Berkeley, CA will somehow stop genocide in West Africa are equally delusional to those who believe that "In Iraq, an ally of the United States is fighting for its survival. Terrorists and extremists who are at war with us around the world are seeking to topple Iraq's government, dominate the region, and attack us here at home."

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You're slipping, Paleo. It took you two posts to slam the Bush Administration in a completely unrelated thread. Are you feeling okay?

Then again, you worked neocon in almost immediately, so that should at least count for partial credit.

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I've always looked at Postmodernists as folks who feel entitled to their own reality despite considerable objective evidence to the contrary. They pride themselves at being enemies to Realism or Rationalism, often stating that facts "only provide an incomplete picture of the 'truth'". To them, sincere belief is more important than evidence.

This doesn't strike me as an accurate description of post-modernists. The difficulty is that the nature of the material is difficult to explain in conventional terms, and because of that it's attracted a whole bunch of posers and freeloaders who are always attracted by the latest intellectual fashion and bring the entire movement into disrepute. Like all analytical frameworks, it's bound to work well on some questions and not so good on others. So people will take some elements out of it, and fold those into the next analytical framework and keep trying to achieve the goal of having the theory that explains everything. The stuff that doesn't work will be discarded.

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HantaXP wrote:
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I just drew a bunch of squiggles followed by ", obviously!"

How'd you do ?

Full points 5/5. I had one of the answers she told the class about. She said something like, "With just the squiggles I would've given half points, but it was the obviously and the exclamation point that showed real understanding."

The funny thing to me was that I added the ",obviously!" to be a smartass, I didn't understand postmodern well enough to realize that I was completing the answer.

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I've always looked at Postmodernists as folks who feel entitled to their own reality despite considerable objective evidence to the contrary. They pride themselves at being enemies to Realism or Rationalism, often stating that facts "only provide an incomplete picture of the 'truth'". To them, sincere belief is more important than evidence.

This doesn't strike me as an accurate description of post-modernists. The difficulty is that the nature of the material is difficult to explain in conventional terms, and because of that it's attracted a whole bunch of posers and freeloaders who are always attracted by the latest intellectual fashion and bring the entire movement into disrepute. Like all analytical frameworks, it's bound to work well on some questions and not so good on others. So people will take some elements out of it, and fold those into the next analytical framework and keep trying to achieve the goal of having the theory that explains everything. The stuff that doesn't work will be discarded.

Entirely possible. Though my point in bringing that up was that that was probably the context in which the speaker used the term Postmodernist from, at least, my reading of it. Whereas a Realist would make a statement like "you are entitled to your own opinion, but not your own facts", a Postmodernists would insist that facts don't really matter.

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Haakon's got a pretty good handle on PoMo, though it's usually referred to as "a movement" and less of a "field." The problem is that nobody really could figure out where it was a movement to, and only vaguely where it was a movement from.

"Weird for the sake of being weird" is, more accurately, a description of Avant Garde. A-G stuff can be seen as having a place within the Postmodern, but isn't exactly the same thing. A lot of Postmodernism is also derided for being relativist in too many respects (Relativism being a sort of sub-movement under the penumbra of PoMo).

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"Weird for the sake of being weird" is, more accurately, a description of Avant Garde. A-G stuff can be seen as having a place within the Postmodern, but isn't exactly the same thing. A lot of Postmodernism is also derided for being relativist in too many respects (Relativism being a sort of sub-movement under the penumbra of PoMo).

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That postmodernism is indefinable is a truism. However, it can be described as a set of critical, strategic and rhetorical practices employing concepts such as difference, repetition, the trace, the simulacrum, and hyperreality to destabilize other concepts such as presence, identity, historical progress, epistemic certainty, and the univocity of meaning.

I think the purpose of Avante Garde is to get people to re-examine their perceptions by approaching from a new angle, in other words, weird for the sake of being unfamiliar. That definition of postmodernism (from the psych article linked above) seems to be pretty spot on for "weird for the sake of being weird." It seems the statement of post-modernism is "whatever you think this is, you're wrong."

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Part of the problem is that its really a lable applied to all the weird hippies of the later half of last century. There was never a unified idea -- but then they'd have had to actually construct an idea instead of just deconstructing.

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"One of the things I love about postmodernism is that it's impossible to define, for to define it would mean it isn't postmodern."

Brilliant!

I remember first hearing the term in my first Freshman Writing Seminar** at Cornell, in regards to the transformation from 'modernity' to 'postmodernity' in Germany ... I've never quite been able to grasp it, and I suppose now I know why.

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