I ALMOST DIED

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Came to work, tried to get on GWJ... and got MySQL errors for over half an hour!

Don't do that again

EDIT: And I got an error when posting this! Though the post did go up.

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You should also think about turning of displaying php errors and warnings and just send them to an error page. I got all kinds of interesting information at one point this morning.

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Dr.Ghastly wrote:
You should also think about turning of displaying php errors and warnings and just send them to an error page. I got all kinds of interesting information at one point this morning.

Ooooo, details please!

"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie

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come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!

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*Legion* wrote:
Came to work, tried to get on GWJ... and got MySQL errors for over half an hour!
Don't do that again
EDIT: And I got an error when posting this! Though the post did go up.
I'm just glad I wasn't the only one. I figured they were on to me. Every time someone walked by my office, I expected it to be my boss bearing a pink slip.

In Ultima Online I used to poison hams and leave them on the ground in cities for people to pick up and eat. I can't believe how many people thought street ham was a good thing to eat. -Elliottx

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Location: Citadel, Widow System, Serphent Nebula

...

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This is preparation for the donation drive! Chumming the waters....

(This is intended as humor)

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Beernerd
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browser wrote:
user error: Table 'Certis_gwj_drupal.accesslog' doesn't exist
query: INSERT INTO accesslog (title, path, url, hostname, uid, timestamp) values('I ALMOST DIED', 'node/34250', 'http://www.gamerswithjobs.com/tracker', '198.22.157.1', 2662, 1188409643) in /hsphere/local/home/certis/gamerswithjobs.com/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 66.

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Yeah, I'm seeing the same error as bennard.

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Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!

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Where's the drupal dev? I'll grab some tar, someone else grab the feathers.

I had been in GWJ.com withdrawal for 2 hours. The shakes, the shakes!

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All that and a
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Location: do() || !do(); $try=NULL;

NOT MY FAULT

I generated a virtual world in the toilet bowl this morning.
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Location: Waiting for 5PM...

I figured it was a DOS attack by the legions of posters from No Mutants Allowed storming the message boards in response to the podcast. It's like that movie Candyman; say the name "Fallout" three times and they descend upon you like a biblical plague.

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Alexander's picture

I was expecting more entertainment.

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Maybe its some form of GWJ marketing. The site is now so popular, user interest takes it down on Podcast Wednesdays. In the same way that a planned Manhunt AO Ban would've resulted in press, just minus the blood gore and violence and electroshock to sensitive bits.

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I heard it was all Baggachipz's fault!

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Irongut breaks into a ballad....

"Ya don't know what ya got, till its gooooone...."

Irongut is having too much fun with this thread (gotta make up for lost time).

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... is people!
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Location: French Canada

Get someone competent damnit!

Baggachipz code wrote:
user error: Table 'Certis_gwj_drupal.accesslog' doesn't exist
query: INSERT INTO accesslog (title, path, url, hostname, uid, timestamp) values('Post comment', 'comment/reply/34250', 'http://www.gamerswithjobs.com/node/34250?from=0&comments_per_page=30', '24.37.104.81', 23, 1188411014) in /hsphere/local/home/certis/gamerswithjobs.com/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 66.

warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /hsphere/local/home/certis/gamerswithjobs.com/includes/common.inc:384) in /hsphere/local/home/certis/gamerswithjobs.com/includes/common.inc on line 192.

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Wii: 4859 2... oh f*ck it.

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Oh snap!

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baggachipz: Who cares about Japan, let them have their silly pointless dog games and countless re-hashes of anime-based dragon princess super lucky crapitty crap.

... is people!
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Location: French Canada

Just create table accesslog(title, path, url, hostname, uid, timestamp) already!

Edit: I'm asking for trouble

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Wii: 4859 2... oh f*ck it.

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Mex wrote:
I heard it was all Baggachipz's fault!

Yeah, I'm hearing the same thing.

Wiener Bombardier
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Location: The People's Republic of Goodge

That f*ckin' Baggachipz.

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baggachipz: Who cares about Japan, let them have their silly pointless dog games and countless re-hashes of anime-based dragon princess super lucky crapitty crap.

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Burn him!

"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie

"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!

'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce

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Baggachipz doesn't care about goodjers.

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He's a witch?

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I heard he works for butt pats. Let's all of us give Baggachipz a butt pat ... simultaneously.

In Ultima Online I used to poison hams and leave them on the ground in cities for people to pick up and eat. I can't believe how many people thought street ham was a good thing to eat. -Elliottx

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Location: Houston, TX

He's probably off listening to Linkin Park as a result of this.

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Al's picture

Has Baggachipz stopped beating his wife yet?

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Bagga's timing was off.
The sabotage was supposed to happen last week, while everyone was away.

MrDeVil909: I feel it necessary to point out that there are drug resistant strains of most STDs. Especially in developing nations.
Funkenpants: Great. Yet another area in which we're losing our lead to foreigners.

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He's teabagging the server, and all of us by one degree of seperation!

The shock of the GWJ.com ups and downs is too much, I must call my boss and tell him I'll be out sick for the rest of the day.

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Irongut wrote:
The shock of the GWJ.com ups and downs is too much, I must call my boss and tell him I'll be out sick for the rest of the day so I can go home and play Bioshock.

I see right through you, good sir.

"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie

"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!

'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce

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I too agree with the idea that this is to increase revenue from the drive that's coming.... my whole day was ruined by not being able to refresh GWJ.... i realise that when i think internet, i think GWJ.com.... sad isn't it? Like some sort of pavlovian reflex.... TAKE MY MONEY GODDAMNIT! JUST GIVE ME MY FIX!

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Location: do() || !do(); $try=NULL;

Keep it up, fools. Think the logging table going away is bad?

I generated a virtual world in the toilet bowl this morning.
-- Podunk on the PS3's mystical, magical abilities