Help me sleep: Who does this look like?

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Looks like SOMEONE I've seen. I'm thinking of some crap movie with a guy playing as a dog -boy (a la John Candy in Space Balls). Ring any bells? Driving me nuts...

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Hey, isn't that Julie Jonsson?

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Who it looks like; not who it is

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Bazarov wrote:
Who it looks like; not who it is

Well there's a philosophical hamster wheel.

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That person looks totally like that one person from that film!

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Tim Curry?

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Less-attractive version of a chick I was obsessed with in 2005.

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Tori Spelling?

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I believe you're thinking of the movie "Tank Girl", and the mutant kangaroo that was her boyfriend.

(front row, second from the left)

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Goat boy from SNL?

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you know ^^ thats actually pretty close....

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The GWJ brain-trust in full force!

Bonus points to dhelor for making me laugh at an inappropriate time and inspiring another faculty member to sidle over and ask, "what's so funny?"

Have you heard that new Kenny Winker record?

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She looka like a man.

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Rubb Ed wrote:
She looka like a man.

Oh man! That brought tears to my eyes!

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To be honest, it looks like a healthy Terry Shiavo.

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dhelor wrote:

Exactly.

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Isn't that a picture from one of those Russian Bride websites? I think she's the second from the left on the top row.

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How about her: Mary-Louise Parker

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Grayjedi wrote:

How about her: Mary-Louise Parker

How 'BOUT her! Rawr.

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Hermione legal yet?

so much fail -a triumph of lowbrow consistency

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kung fu grip wrote:
Hermione legal yet?

And that matters why?

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kung fu grip wrote:
Hermione legal yet?

17, that's legal in Illinois. Too young for me to feel OK with, though.

The math: (Your age + 7)/2 = Minimum age for the girl before you're definitively creepy. I suppose you can round down, if you really need to, but I round up.

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wordsmythe wrote:

The math: (Your age + 7)/2 = Minimum age for the girl before you're definitively creepy.

I gotta go find a 26.5 year old?

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Marsman wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:

The math: (Your age + 7)/2 = Minimum age for the girl before you're definitively creepy.

I gotta go find a 26.5 year old?

Minimum. You can leave the 19-26.5 span to me.

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wordsmythe wrote:
kung fu grip wrote:
Hermione legal yet?

17, that's legal in Illinois. Too young for me to feel OK with, though.

The math: (Your age + 7)/2 = Minimum age for the girl before you're definitively creepy. I suppose you can round down, if you really need to, but I round up.

Actually, the formula makes a lot more sense when you do it this way: 8 + (your age)/2

edit: Any way you slice it, at 20 year old guy dating a 13 year old girl is just creepy as hell. My formula, notably, avoids that possible outcome.

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