Suggestions? Yeah, don't go to Calgary. You should totally drive to Vancouver and we can do am impromptu Slap and Tickle. Then you can drive back to Winnipeg having crossed half of the country.

I stand by what I said

Calgary during the Stampede is nucking futs.
My first time on an airplane was from Calgary to Saskatoon, this is what I remember:
"This is the Captain speaking, we are now levelling off at our cruising altitude"
5 minutes later...
"We are now descending into Saskatoon..."
Awesome flight, it took longer for me to drive to the airport than to fly to Saskatoon.

I wish you wouldn't call it a death trip. . .

Trans-canada don't go through toon town.
I have to take highway 9 unless I want to do a major detour.

I think it's on Lake Fraser Dr SE.

I like how you posted that right beneath my girlfriend's post.

Just remember to leave food and water for your slave. Is he potty trained yet?

That'd be easiest, extra time be damned. You could eat at Le Charles Mansion, if it's still around.

Or go the Regina route. Best pizza, honest.

I would take the Number 9 that's what I did

I was in Calgary beginning of July and took the number 9 both times going there and coming home, it was fine

I can't imagine Calgary during the Stampede though but when I was there I quite enjoyed driving in Calgary, it's easy but hey it's all good

That's good though it needs to get some breaking in They are nice cars, I tested drove an 2007 and it was a thing of beauty but It wasn't what I was looking for.

I can see why you would want one though,

Mapquest
Total Est. Time: 7 hours, 2 minutes Total Est. Distance: 392.79 miles
1: Start out going NORTH on LAKE FRASER DR SE toward LAKE FRASER GATE SE. <0.1 miles Map
2: Turn LEFT onto LAKE FRASER GATE SE. <0.1 miles Map
3: Turn SLIGHT RIGHT onto MACLEOD TRL SE. 0.4 miles Map
4: Take the ANDERSON ROAD ramp toward LAKE FRASER ROAD. 0.1 miles Map
5: Take the EAST / WEST ANDERSON ROAD ramp. <0.1 miles Map
6: Take the ramp toward ANDERSON RD EAST. 0.2 miles Map
7: Merge onto ANDERSON RD SE. 1.4 miles Map
8: Turn SLIGHT LEFT to take the DEERFOOT TR / HWY-2 N ramp. 1.0 miles Map
9: Merge onto PROVINCIAL ROUTE 2 N. 31.4 miles Map
10: Take the HWY-72 E exit- EXIT 295- toward ACME / BEISEKER / DRUMHELLER. 0.6 miles Map
11: Merge onto PROVINCIAL ROUTE 72. 20.3 miles Map
12: PROVINCIAL ROUTE 72 becomes PROVINCIAL ROUTE 9. 12.1 miles Map
13: Turn LEFT onto PROVINCIAL ROUTE 21. 18.4 miles Map
14: Turn RIGHT onto PROVINCIAL ROUTE 27. 22.9 miles Map
15: PROVINCIAL ROUTE 27 becomes PROVINCIAL ROUTE 9 (Crossing into SASKATCHEWAN). 121.3 miles Map
16: PROVINCIAL ROUTE 9 becomes PROVINCIAL ROUTE 7 E. 157.9 miles Map
17: PROVINCIAL ROUTE 7 E becomes 22ND ST W. 3.8 miles Map
18: Turn LEFT onto 4TH AVE N. 0.1 miles Map
19: End at Saskatoon, SK CA Map

Also added Podunk Stomp to the playlist. How could I forget?

In my defence I saw the Winnipeg Death Trip: A Slap and Tickle part and got confused. It was around 1:00am or later when I posted.

That's just the empty collector's ed. box. I think tonight I shall make a "spot the crap in the picture" thread since we all seem to love that game.

How fast did you drive on the way back?

Swing and a miss... I mean, good job getting past the obstacle course...

Well, in either case, you lived!