Stupid's Haiku
Friday, July 6th, 2007 - 5:02pm
From time to time I bump into Stupidhaiku online... And often he leaves me feeling inspired. Sadly I usually just tell my insperation to "shut the hell up and frag tag that bastard!".
But this is one of those rare occasions...
I think it would be a great idea for us all to supmit a "stupid's haiku". So I shall start. Be kind I only looked up what a frekin Haiku was today.
*Ahem...
The torque bow glowed bright
an arrow right in my face
crap, F**k you Gumbie
"Why do I keep whipping it out, it never does anything!" -- Yes, I said this
XBox Live Gamertag:
Inigo Mantoya
Gorilla stands, calm
Eight hundred pounds, in room's centre
I can't see Xbox
RIP ChronicNecrosis
I don't like this thread.
I think haikus are stupid
just like your mom's face.
XBL / Art / Blog (09/20) / Buy! (10/07)
No more moving pictures.
The red ring signaled death.
I shalt weep for thee.
Homepage / XBL / Live Messenger: ChrisLTD at hotmail dot com / Steam / Wii: 6445 2828 5100 8399
Firing from cover,
A chainsaw whirs from behind,
My world red, she hums.
Xbox Live: Irongut | Playstation ID: Irongut_GWJ
I wrote a series of hateful "haiku" in college, to fill dead air when hosting poetry open mics. The first:
I hate you stupid
I stupid hate you face guy
You stupid I hate
Elysium: The democratization of the web ... has installed an illusion of a digital first amendment that protects speech no matter how poorly spelled or stupid.
XBL: E Munnie
elementsofmeaning.blogspot.com
Love it!!!
"Why do I keep whipping it out, it never does anything!" -- Yes, I said this
XBox Live Gamertag:
Inigo Mantoya
I almost posted hateful haiku #2, but it's really just filthy.
Poems shouldn't be about doing that kind of thing to people's pets.
Elysium: The democratization of the web ... has installed an illusion of a digital first amendment that protects speech no matter how poorly spelled or stupid.
XBL: E Munnie
elementsofmeaning.blogspot.com
BTW, congrats on making your first thread ever, Mantoya. Soon, you'll make us all proud when you get promoted to Intern.
XBL / Art / Blog (09/20) / Buy! (10/07)
you scare me
"Why do I keep whipping it out, it never does anything!" -- Yes, I said this
XBox Live Gamertag:
Inigo Mantoya
Red blooms wide on sand,
My bullets have sapped your health.
Teabag incoming.
"ROFL LOL PWN n00b"
Your terms fly past. I reply,
"At least I get laid."
I accrue pens like Hefner accrues bimbos. -- duckideva
I agree on the balls. Not a fan of the balls. -- wordsmythe asserting himself in OOC Theater
Spartan is near here
Red friend or Blue foe unclear
I look at my knees
Duoae wrote:
HAIKU ! HAIKU ! HAIKU !
Excuse me, it must be
Something I ate.
chainsaw breaks silence
my body is ripped in half
mystic giggles loud
"Why do I keep whipping it out, it never does anything!" -- Yes, I said this
XBox Live Gamertag:
Inigo Mantoya
Titans above us
Pods fall like leaves in autumn
Swampy gets the bag
Fedaykin98 wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:
This is line 1 of
syllabic pentameter
This here is line 2
Gaming / PC Tech Blog: www.blastprocessing.net
Xbox Live: Legion SB / PSN: Legion_SB / Steam: legion028 / Twitter: legion
You have to believe, we are magic.
Summertime hi-jinks
Don't push your sister in, dope
Here comes the red tide
In Ultima Online I used to poison hams and leave them on the ground in cities for people to pick up and eat. I can't believe how many people thought street ham was a good thing to eat. -Elliottx
Cold grips at my heart,
Limbs pushing against water,
Darkness swallows me.
A blog: by me!
EGGmen - A European gaming blog *Podcast episode 2 now live*
I have no XBox
Is this about Gears of War?
Or maybe Halo?
All this science I don't understand. It's just my job five days a week.
Elite I seek now
Best Buy shelf empty
Maybe next shipment?
Sick as old dog
Ventrilo mute tonight
Coughing, not hacking
Snow falls over Iron Forge
Need more healing potions
Life of meat shield
Quest turn in now
Yellow Exclamation Point
I've been expecting you
Mateo wins for the most atmosphere.
Gee, thanks! Is that kinda like getting Miss Congeniality?
Many an Elite,
On Target shelves I have seen,
Check there I advise.
....
World of Warcraft's draw,
Hot as a succubi's call,
Slowly eats my soul.
....
Met a hot zombie,
She moaned for flesh and brain
Undead sex was lame
Xbox Live: Irongut | Playstation ID: Irongut_GWJ
I know that it's hard
To pronounce my whole name but
Please call me haiku
Love it
I am attracted
To moronic, time-wasting
dumb activities
- nsmike
aft 23 posts
he seems to have found me out
away with me now
"Why do I keep whipping it out, it never does anything!" -- Yes, I said this
XBox Live Gamertag:
Inigo Mantoya
Who started this sh*t
Shouldn't you be chainsawing
Instead of thinking
"Thanks, KrazyTaco, thanks. I'd put it in your pooper too." -Mex
"Krazy, I love the fact that you exist." -Vector
"Oh, KrazyTaco, you fulfill all my wishes." -pneuman
xboxlive= KrazyTacoFO
Being forced to play
Wii Brain Age again tonite
Reviewing is wierd
Duoae wrote:
momgamer's distracted
No longer guarding the twins
Time to make my move!
(Alternate closing lines include "Panty raid tonight", "But I expect traps", and "Tomorrow, I run"
)
Gaming / PC Tech Blog: www.blastprocessing.net
Xbox Live: Legion SB / PSN: Legion_SB / Steam: legion028 / Twitter: legion
You have to believe, we are magic.
XBox Live|Tshirts|xfire | Last.fm
Tingly feeling creeps
Down my back, then around...
Don't you touch me there.
"I'm absolutely retarded. Not 100% sure why." - atom
"Dhelor + intarwebs = Great ideas." - wordsmythe
"Do I what I do: hate everyone." - Quintin_Stone
PS3 is lame
Apple is way overpriced
xbox fails too much
Just because all of
Your consoles suck doesn't mean
That I'm a fanboy.
Morrolan wrote:
XBLA / Steam: Dysplastic