We've pissed off the French by jogging! Woo, high fives!

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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article2022804.ece

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'...Jogging is of course about performance and individualism, values that are traditionally ascribed to the Right,' Odile Baudrier, editor of V02 magazine, a sports publication, told Libération."

I think this is an excellent way to get people active.

"Everybody, let's go take a jog! It'll piss off the French!"

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Picture me with a giant WTF? balloon floating above my head. The article seems like just another reason to BOMB FRANCE! WOOHOO!

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But Mr Sarkozy has rekindled a French suspicion that the habit is for self-centred individualists such as the Americans who popularised it.

They mock us for being obese. They mock us for trying to stay in shape. We can't win.

Can't wait until Paleo reads this.

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And here I always thought jogging was for hippies!

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Jogging? But I am le tired...

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From reading the article, it seems there is a real French disdain for (public) exercise in general - strange culture shock, I hadn't heard that before.

Still, it's good to be reminded that partisan insanity exists outside the States.

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DrunkenSleipnir wrote:
Still, it's good to be reminded that partisan insanity exists outside the States.

Spend a week reading about Eastern European politics. We're only starting to get good at this.

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Quintin_Stone wrote:
Picture me with a giant WTF? balloon floating above my head. The article seems like just another reason to BOMB FRANCE! WOOHOO!

How's this?

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That picture does indeed capture my majestic owlishness.

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That one does not.

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"Western civilisation, in its best sense, was born with the promenade. Walking is a sensitive, spiritual act. Jogging is management of the body. The jogger says I am in control. It has nothing to do with meditation."

I do a lot of walking to clear my head, but I never really regarded it as exercise -- or as anything "sensitive."

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I thought jogging and aerobics represented the transformation from the Hippie 'we' generation to a focus on the 'me' generation. Well, thats what some documentary over lunch today was spouting by coincidence.

Bah, maybe those French intellectuals dont like jogging cause it's higher impact.. it requires having a spine.

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Jogging in the U.S. wasn't always what it is today. I remember when I was a kid that people who jogged where seen as oddballs and made fun of.

Go for their eyes boo

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I play ultimate frisbee and occasional pickup games of football, soccer, and softball. Where does that put me on the political spectrum?

I also like Whirlyball, in case that changes my results.

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Jogging (sorry, "running") always struck me as a bourgeois pursuit. And why don't they run to their expensive gyms, instead of clogging streets with overflow parking in their SUVs and running around the gym?

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I have to have an SUV before I get an expensive gym membership? Crap!

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Actually I'm a bit partial to, CALVIN BALL!

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I'd get a gym membership, but I'd probably feel satisfied with just running there and back.

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Grayjedi wrote:
Actually I'm a bit partial to, CALVIN BALL!

Hear Hear!

I'm lucky in that my apartment complex has gyms and pools in it. So I don't have to drive anywhere.

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H.P. Lovesauce wrote:
Jogging (sorry, "running") always struck me as a bourgeois pursuit. And why don't they run to their expensive gyms, instead of clogging streets with overflow parking in their SUVs and running around the gym?

People don't run around gyms. Jeez! That's what expensive treadmills are for.

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I KNEW those people were good for something besides democracy and scrumptuous pastries! I shall continue to not jog, basking in the approval of the most self-consciously insignificant nation on Earth!

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On second thought:
Discouraging jogging may be a smart thing in a country that doesnt have a widespread belief in deodorant.

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Reading that article makes me feel like I've been looking at an M.C. Escher painting for about three hours.

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Of course the French don't like jogging. That would cut in to their smoking and not working time.

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Can't help but notice there are one or two people here who bemoan the "unfair" criticism of America or Bush coming out with some pretty sweeping statements. This thread has been very interesting.

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People don't run around gyms.

Quintin, you'll love this, but the Gold's Gym in Durham has a paved path around it and the hotel beside it. People jog around the buildings beside the overburdened parking lot. It always made me scratch my head. Maybe you have to pay for the privilege of running on their pavement?

Would any hotel sound more appealing because, "We boast an entirely paved jog-way around our hotel! Visit the parking lot! Tour the dumpsters! You're in the park now, baby!"

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I've been in Minneapolis for the last couple days playing in a hockey tournament and just caught this.

I think the whole discussion of whether or not running is "right wing" could only occur in France, where the combination of anti-American sentiment and oversensitivity to class distinction makes for some pretty faulty pattern recognition. It is American, therefore it is Right Wing. Though I can't really laugh too hard since Americans from the antebellum South apparently believe that jullianed, fried potatoes must be a symbol of limp-wristed homosexuality because they have the word "French" in them.

As for me, I'll continue to run and to eat french fries. Though I'll try to be disgusted at myself for both.

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I think the European perspective on the right wing is far more influenced by the reality of religious control of government, the evils of political aristocracy and economic stratification than Americans might realize. They've had far more recent exposure to the far right than we have (although with Reagan on, we are getting into the territory of radical conservatism, with the injection of religion into government and the support for the upper class over the middle.) And the fact that they've had a lot more liberal governments than we have is another source of skew.

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I think criticizing all the "French" and calling them lazy and smokers etc. just because some parts of the French media are being stupid (take a look at our own media first) is pretty pathetic. I realize it's all fun and games but try not to make generalizations and offend too many people, thanks.

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Axon wrote:
Can't help but notice there are one or two people here who bemoan the "unfair" criticism of America or Bush coming out with some pretty sweeping statements. This thread has been very interesting.

You couldn't help but notice that, but you failed to notice that the entire thread (up until your post) was completely joking in tone?

Renji wrote:
I think criticizing all the "French" and calling them lazy and smokers etc. just because some parts of the French media are being stupid (take a look at our own media first) is pretty pathetic. I realize it's all fun and games but try not to make generalizations and offend too many people, thanks.

How do you say "Where is your sense of humor?" in French?

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