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Things have been interesting here for the past nine months or so.

My wife and I decided that we would never be ready to have kids, so we figured now was as good a time as any to do so. We started working on that back in October, shortly after our anniversary. As luck would have it, we were successful the first time (well, I'm saying the first time because it makes me feel like a real man). A few weeks later she missed her period and took a test which gave a positive result. We made an appointment and went in. Here's where the bad news starts.

My wife was showing all the signs of pregnancy until a few days prior to the appointment; frequent urination, hunger, morning sickness, etc... All of that stopped just before we went in for the first appointment and I grew concerned, but didn't mention it. After going through a rather silent and ominous ultrasound (thanks for being personable nurse), we found out the fetus was not developing. My wife was five weeks pregnant at this point, and we were going to tell our families at Thanksgiving that week. The doctor said a miscarriage would be innevitable.

We started trying again in March, had another two miscarriages and a few unsuccessful tries.

I stopped in at home for lunch yesterday and found a note in the kitchen from my wife. Turns out she was late (which I knew), and had taken two tests (I knew she had taken one, but decided to wait for her to break the news to me). The two tests were positive, so things were looking up for us.

At least they were looking up for us until she got into work that day. She had a lot of bleeding and was concerned that it was another miscarriage. She called the clinic and they had her come in right away for some blood work and an ultrasound pending the results.

Here's the good news.

Turns out that we may have an explanation for why we've had so much trouble with this whole pregnancy thing. My wife has a heart shaped uterus which would be problematic if the embryo attaches to the septum rather than the exterior wall of the uterus. There isn't any tissue on the septum to support a fetus, so if one were to attach there it would most likely fail to develop. After getting a better idea as to what is going on, it also turns out that there was an embryo and it was attached in a much better spot so things are looking good. Then, to explain the bleeding, they found a 2nd embryo on the opposite wall which may not make it, which would explain what had happened yesterday.

So in the end, sounds like we have a pretty good shot at making this pregnancy work and it may just happen to be twins if the other embryo survives. We have an ultrasound next week and will be considered a high risk pregnancy so we should be getting plenty of attention. My wife may also require a cesarian section due to her uterus, which is a good thing considering I was 10lbs 9oz when I was born.

We're about 5-6 weeks pregnant right now, so we can't say for sure that everything will work out just yet. However, we went in at 5 weeks the first time and there was no development. This time, at 5 weeks we have what looked like a well developing embryo.

I'm starting to put together a list of names so that I'll be ready when she asks for them. Here's what I've got right now.

Chewebacca
Darth Vader
Bort

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Congratulations on the little one(s). I wish you and your family all the luck that you need.

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Was Bosk one of the bounty hunters, or was that the name of his race? Either way, I like that.

If it's twins, give them names that are the reverse of each other. You'll know the evil twin by their goatee.

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Good luck man.

Just don't go with Anakin... the kid will be a guaranteed emo.

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Bossk was a trandoshan.

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My heart goes out to you man. Miscarriages, although common, are quite gut wrenching. I hope this one truly works out for you.

As for names, if you really get to name your kid Chewebacca, you will have my unyielding admiration. And to think, my wife through out Marcus Aurelius. Jeez.

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H.P. Lovesauce wrote:
If it's twins, give them names that are the reverse of each other.

Yeah, I'm thinking Tomax and Xamot would be great names. They could complete each other's thoughts and know where the other is at all times.

Congrats on having successful intercourse.

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Techincally, isnt it only "knocked up" when it is out of wedlock?

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I like Bort. Great name.

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Good luck, mum!

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Good luck, mumford. Quintin is a great name. Also consider Optimus.

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baggachipz wrote:
Yeah, I'm thinking Tomax and Xamot would be great names. They could complete each other's thoughts and know where the other is at all times.

Congrats on having successful intercourse.

I'll be adding Tomax and Xamot to the list of names. Hopefully the whole twin thing works out, but it doesn't really look like that will happen.

The really good news is that my mom can stop talking to my wife about sex. Jen (wife) described that experience as odd and slightly creepy.

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Name the kid Certis. Or Gameriowithjobsio.

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Name the kid Certis.

Only if you want him to get beaten up every day.

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Good luck! I really hope you guys have a successful pregnancy. She will be very glad that she isn't 8 months along in the middle of summer!

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Good luck! I really hope you guys have a successful pregnancy. She will be very glad that she isn't 8 months along in the middle of summer!

She's already glad about that. She likes to be outside and running during the summer, or camping. Doing that stuff when you're 8 months sounds like a bad idea.

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Good luck, mumford. Hope the little muppet comes out fine.

How's 'bout Bulvox! (exclamation point included)? Or, if it's a boy, Weinstein (pronounced Wine-styne, not Weensteen)?

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Congrats Mumford!

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If they are boys you have to go with

Tomax and Xamot

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My mother miscarried while carrying me. She went to the hospital and they cleaned her out with a D&C. Somehow they missed me. So, even if one of them doesn't make it, you can have a kid that's perfectly normal.

Isn't that reassuring?

I would add Klaatu to the name list. That, or Roderick. Then there's Incontinentia...No, wait, that's a girl's name...

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Good luck on the pregnancy, Mumford.
And good luck finding a Bort license plate.

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Congratulations! I hope that everything goes well.

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Robear wrote:
I would add Klaatu to the name list.

If they luck out and get triplets, throw in Barrada and Nikto.

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Or, even better, Cthulhu!

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If you have twins, call dibs on the evil one

As for names...you can't go wrong with Hippie names : Rainbow, Moon, etc.

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Congratulations!

And I was thinking "Dabu". *grin*

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