MomGamer: Choose Thy Tag

Big Damn Hero
Jeb's picture
Location: Floating down the French Broad.

Suggestions to follow

Mercury's been in retrograde most of the week. It's like a full moon with a side of kicked-in-the-nuts. -- H.P. Lovesauce

Lord of the Rats
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Rat Boy's picture
Location: Hitting. It.

Better Homes and Gargoyles

Good Chainsawkeeping

"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie

"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!

'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce

Necronomicondiment
H.P. Lovesauce's picture
Location: Straight Outta Arkham

Broad Gaming Experience

RIP ChronicNecrosis

Goin' Commando
Donator V5.0
Edwin's picture
Location: Miami, FL
Bastard Swordsman
Donator V4.0
Marsman's picture
Location: At the dojo

Don't make me spank you!

If Mom ain't happy...

Sweet but Deadly

Bullets and Bliss

Domestic Goddess

Don't go there!

Full Metal Domestic Servant

I'm not lost. I'm locationally challenged.
Spore Profile

I am the Milkman
Donator V4.0
Crouton's picture
Location: In the basement of the Alamo

Don't Make Me Stop the Car

Edit: Caribou Whisperer

XBox Live: Croutonic | Bungie.net: Croutonic
kaostheory wrote:

Chipotle is to Qdoba as Awesome is to Not Awesome

Not Without Incident
Donator V3.0
Quintin_Stone's picture
Location: Cary, NC

Don't even THINK about it

Fedaykin98 wrote:

Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!

wordsmythe wrote:
I know I'm not terribly cool

Lord of the Rats
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Rat Boy's picture
Location: Hitting. It.

Don't ask your father

"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie

"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!

'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce

Not Without Incident
Donator V3.0
Quintin_Stone's picture
Location: Cary, NC

No gaming until you do your homework

Because I said so

Fedaykin98 wrote:

Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!

wordsmythe wrote:
I know I'm not terribly cool

Optimus Primate
Gorilla.800.lbs's picture
Location: New York, NY

Are we there yet?
It will go from your allowance!
Rated "E" for Everyone!

Xbox Live tag Gorilla800lbs

fingers and/or butts
BlackSheep's picture
Location: Inside the I-820

The mom I wish I had...

The Everymom

Well, Cooking Mama didn't help me become a better cook, and Trauma Center certainly didn't help me become a better surgeon. I have the proof of both sitting in my freezer. -- imbiginjapan

Goin' Commando
Donator V5.0
Edwin's picture
Location: Miami, FL

Law of the land

Big Damn Hero
Jeb's picture
Location: Floating down the French Broad.

If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy
Brood Mother

Mercury's been in retrograde most of the week. It's like a full moon with a side of kicked-in-the-nuts. -- H.P. Lovesauce

El Pollo Diablo
Donator V3.0
Location: Standing over a stained copy of an old Ronald McDonald ad, masturbating furiously screaming MY WAY!

MILF

The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred

The Gaming Gourmet
Donator V3.0
DevilStick's picture
Location: Middle Tyriazeroth

Gamemaker
Maternal Instincts
Defends Her Young

Your Quote Here!

Pilum Princess
Donator V3.0
trowan's picture

MYLF*

*Mom you'd like to frag, get your head out of the gutter.

Mex beat me to it.

Bastard Swordsman
Donator V4.0
Marsman's picture
Location: At the dojo

Jeb wrote:
If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy

Filthy skimmer!

I'm not lost. I'm locationally challenged.
Spore Profile

Lord of the Rats
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Rat Boy's picture
Location: Hitting. It.

Put all your weapons away before dinner!

"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie

"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!

'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce

The Gaming Gourmet
Donator V3.0
DevilStick's picture
Location: Middle Tyriazeroth

Mex wrote:
MILF

How about:

MGILF

?

Your Quote Here!

El Pollo Diablo
Donator V3.0
Location: Standing over a stained copy of an old Ronald McDonald ad, masturbating furiously screaming MY WAY!

trowan wrote:
MYLF*

*Mom you'd like to frag, get your head out of the gutter.

NO FRICKIN WAY! That's what I thought but I was waiting for someone to ask ^_^

Mom I'd Like to Frag.

Are you a genius, by any chance?

The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred

All your sietch are belong to us
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Fedaykin98's picture
Location: Houston, TX

It's a bird... it's a plane... it's Supermom!

The family that games together...

The family that plays together...

Quote:

Would be a good idea. I plan to have Logan sit in for me when I am on my honeymoon.

- Legion, taking "keeping it in the family" to a whole new level.

Xbox Live: Fedaykin98

Office Linebacker
Location: South Carolina

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Because I said so

I'll second that, I think every mom uses that line. Repeatedly.

Pilum Princess
Donator V3.0
trowan's picture

Mex wrote:
Are you a genius, by any chance?
Why yes, yes I am. I am also well-endowed.

Big Damn Hero
Jeb's picture
Location: Floating down the French Broad.

Marsman wrote:
Jeb wrote:
If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy

Filthy skimmer!

/sniff

I am not a skimmer. You reached into the future and read my thoughts. Damn rotten evil jedi sword guy.

Mercury's been in retrograde most of the week. It's like a full moon with a side of kicked-in-the-nuts. -- H.P. Lovesauce

Unprncbl
Donator V2.0
Duoae's picture

Wow! I thought she already had a tag, lol! Shows how much attention i pay!

Congrats momgamer!

Tags:

Domestic diva, gaming goddess.

Parental guidance is advised...

Does what she says on the tin...

[edit]

Marsman wrote:

Domestic Goddess

Damn, that was going to be my first one, but i changed it. Didn't read your post before posting... wonder if i subliminally picked it up when i scrolled to the bottom of the page?

[edit2]

Changed the second word of the first suggestion. n00b didn't fit.

A blog: by me!

EGGmen - A European gaming blog *Podcast episode 2 now live*

Ursa Major
Donator V4.0
Rubb Ed's picture
Location: In ur volcanoz, stealing ur coldz

Espresso Express
I need a coffee IV, stat!
Paging Dr. Pepper
My mom can outfrag your mom
Stretch Marks of Awesomeness
Master Chief of Her Domain
I said there'd be days like this
Homework before Halo
Chores before Chrono Trigger

I accrue pens like Hefner accrues bimbos. -- duckideva
I agree on the balls. Not a fan of the balls. -- wordsmythe asserting himself in OOC Theater

Resident, um, Resident
Donator V6.0
Dr_Awkward's picture
Location: Pangea

Matriarch-nemesis
End Boss
Poet Warrior

All this science I don't understand. It's just my job five days a week.

Head Coach
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*Legion*'s picture
Location: The best side of Erin Andrews

Stabbing *Legion* with Sharp Objects
Stay away from my twins!

Gaming / PC Tech Blog: www.blastprocessing.net
Xbox Live: Legion SB / PSN: Legion_SB / Steam: legion028 / Twitter: legion

You have to believe, we are magic.

the soul still burns...
Donator V3.0
souldaddy's picture
Location: Avoid the Digestive Teeth

Mex wrote:
something stupid

Why not make her tag "I Hate You All"?

My ideas:

I trapped in a locker room and I can't get out
Trapped in men's room, need shotgun NOW
Can you say that without the stupid parts?
Pick up your own gibs
Don't make mama angry, dear
Do what mama says, not what she does
You get dumber the longer I look at you (speaking from mom's point of view, not at her)
Lara can croft my rocket, thank you
Oops, did I just blow your head off?

We shall grapple with the ineffable, and see if we may not eff it after all.

Bastard Swordsman
Donator V4.0
Marsman's picture
Location: At the dojo

My eyes are up here

Cyber-Sweetheart

I'm not lost. I'm locationally challenged.
Spore Profile

The Gaming Gourmet
Donator V3.0
DevilStick's picture
Location: Middle Tyriazeroth

Not Your Average Soccer Mom
My MomGamer Can Pwn Your Honor Student

Your Quote Here!