What could be worse than shark attacks?
Thursday, June 21st, 2007 - 10:30am
Sometimes, I think if I could just dedicate my life to something, like free software or environmental activism, I could be a "one person that makes a difference". Of course, some people have lesser goals.
Clearly, it's a slow news day, and a sad, sad commentary on our sense of risk. On the other hand, it's a celebration of what makes America the crazy place that it is. 
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MaverickDago wrote:
Only commies pee "urine" or the devils cocktail as we call it, real Americans exude cold crisp light beer.
Oh, I didn't realize it was a rhetorical question. I was going to say, "Zombie attacks?"
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- Legion, taking "keeping it in the family" to a whole new level.
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Candiru attacks?
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Zombie shark attacks!
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"I might have gotten away with it if it wasn't for a damningly tenacious clinger." - Crouton on a childhood excrement escapade
FTW!
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baggachipz: Who cares about Japan, let them have their silly pointless dog games and countless re-hashes of anime-based dragon princess super lucky crapitty crap.
When I was a kid, I used to love to dig holes in the beach sand like in that article. I would dig them close to the dunes, so that I could get some serious depth (~6 ft) before hitting water. But I also remember being scared sh*tless because it would induce claustrophobia. Getting out was rarely accomplished without outside help.
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kaostheory wrote:
Best part of the article:
It's been a slow day.
Goddammit, thanks for putting that thought in my head.
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kaostheory wrote:
But, you can always get out of that by faking a case of testicular torsion, so says the bylaws of the Guild of Calamitous Intent.
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