Bears To Aid Injured Troops

I'm not sure if this would awesome enough as a Robo-Teddy-Bear, or if it would be made even awesomer if we'd just trained Grizzly Bears to drag injured soldiers back.
And if any of you try to drag this into P&C, i'll kick you in the jimmies so hard.
The US military is developing a robot with a teddy bear-style head to help carry injured soldiers away from the battlefield.The Battlefield Extraction Assist Robot (BEAR) can scoop up even the heaviest of casualties and transport them over long distances over rough terrain.
New Scientist magazine reports that the "friendly appearance" of the robot is designed to put the wounded at ease.
It is expected to be ready for testing within five years.
While it is important to get medical attention for injured soldiers as soon as possible, it is often difficult and dangerous for their comrades to reach them and carry them back.
The 6ft tall Bear can cross bumpy ground without toppling thanks to a combination of gyroscopes and computer controlled motors to maintain balance.
It is also narrow enough to squeeze through doorways, but can lift 135kg with its hydraulic arms in a single smooth movement, to avoid causing pain to wounded soldiers.
While the existing prototype slides its arms under its burden like a forklift, future versions will be fitted with manoeuvrable hands to gently scoop up casualties.
The Bear is controlled remotely and has cameras and microphones through which an operator sees and hears.
It can even tackle stairs while carrying a human-sized dummy.
Daniel Theobald, the president of Vecna Technologies, which is developing the robot for the US Army, said: "We saw a need for a robot that can essentially go where a human can. The robot will be an integral part of a military team."
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I for one welcome our cute, cuddly, robotic overlords.
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I don't want to drag it over by request, but I do want to point out in an environment where snipers wait to pick off med personnel, this would be damn useful. Also want to point out that it's totally insane and expensive. I'd bet money on DARPA.
The nice thing about robots is the lack of a brain. Their processing can be spread out and redundant, making the small bullet holes of guns fairly ineffective, even if it does get through the armour these things will almost certainly be plated with. Unlike in the X-Men, robots probably won't have a box that can be destroyed to shut the thing down.
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Am I the only one that thought of this, but with bears?
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I want it to be able to speak. Like Johnny 5.
Will it talk like Teddy Ruxpin?
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The chance of this working is pretty remote. And keep in mind, Charlie doesn't get many robots. He's dug in too deep or moving too fast. His idea of a great robot is cold rice, and a little rat meat. He has only two ways home- death, or victory.
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I'd rather have this
standing in front of me than a cuddly med bear standing behind me.
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Quick someone post the Russian mercenaries riding bears picture, 'cause that's the kind of bears of war I'd like to see.
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My Bear is rescue!
This won't do anything for Iraq's threatdown level, that's for sure.
I'm not sure if these will ever get deployed; if they do, let's hope they don't have a sense of taste.
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Doesn't look like that thing can move very fast. Extraction of that sort either needs to protect the wounded or move them at high speed. That thing appears to just slowly plod along while leaving your butt hanging out in the breeze. By time it got to a medic, it would be hauling a bullet riddled corpse.
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I thought we were sending the Chicago Bears to Iraq. I don't think Grossman would be accurate with a gun either.
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Unfortunately, budget cuts have forced them to scale back the Bear to this.
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Yeah, because what I want to see standing over me when I'm dying is a gigantic freakin' bear, with unblinking eyes and huge metallic hands. Thanks for the nightmares.
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I don't know about that, the legs look like they have wheels and treads on them. I think the slow plodding is only for really irregular terrain / stairs, etc.
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Yeah, but he could clearly overthrow Ahmedinijad.
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My first thought, too. Then again, major offensive operations are already concluded, right? As long as it's just special teams and defense, I see no problem here.
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