Your Badass Quotient
Monday, May 14th, 2007 - 9:29pm
What's your Badass Quotient?
I'd say I'm around a Tiger Woods. 
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What's your Badass Quotient?
I'd say I'm around a Tiger Woods.
"PEACE ON EARTH. GOOD WILL TO MEN. PUBLIC SHELTER. ADMISSION 50¢"
I need a break from the internet. I immediately scrolled to the bottom of the list to see if Chuck Norris was there.
I'm definitely around Cookie Monster.
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Star Trek's Worf is a bigger badass than James Bond? That's the nerd in him talking.
Sorry LM!
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Yoda (armed w/ lightsabre) should totally be closer to the end of the list.
Anyone else amused by Rambo and the Killer Rabbit being right next to each other on the list? I'd love to see that fight, and then the inevitable alliance that they'd forge, and finally the scene where they're fighting back to back against an army. Yeah.
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Myself?
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Xena badder than Chuck Norris? Negative.
No Jack Bauer? Negatron.
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LMAO. And as for me:
Better than nothing, I guess!
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baggachipz: Who cares about Japan, let them have their silly pointless dog games and countless re-hashes of anime-based dragon princess super lucky crapitty crap.
I would pay $1000 to see Willie Wonka (armed with cane) beat Tommy Hilfiger.
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Q? Really? WTF!
Wonder Woman more badass than Mr T.?
No Bauer?
Clifford The Bi... wait, what?
Screw that. Hiro is more badass than that whole list. He's going to save the world.
When in the presence of Mr.T a magic-8-ball ALWAYS predicts PAIN!
I'm about butterfly level. Because nobody suspects the butterfly. Mwahahahaha.
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Chuck Norris is way too low, there's no Vin Diesel, and more importantly, no "Man With No Name"
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I agree, No one would suspect anything..
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Make no mistake, I'd hit them all so hard that my pelvis would have to be classified as a deadly weapon, I just don't think they're all
I think I'm somewhere between the 3 year old girl, and Kermit.
Not sure I could really take the latter.
Know who else they missed? Ash, from Evil Dead 2/Army of Darkness. This list sucks.
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baggachipz: Who cares about Japan, let them have their silly pointless dog games and countless re-hashes of anime-based dragon princess super lucky crapitty crap.
I'm bad! Oh yeah!
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That site fails simply because there is no Cornelius Bear on the list.
THE MAN IS SO OLD SCHOOL HE DRIVES A YELLOW BUS WITH GOTHIC ARCH WINDOWS!
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Ha, Dirty Harry is on there twice. That's how much of a f*cking badass he is.
I'm somewhere between Wolverine and Zeus.
Fedaykin98 wrote:
I didn't see Shaft on that list either.
There is only an up or down--up to a man's age-old dream, the ultimate in individual freedom consistent with law and order--or down to the ant heap totalitarianism,... those who would trade our freedom for security have embarked on this downward course.
According to that list, Boba Fett couldn't take on a T-Rex.
What is wrong with these people?!
I guess I'm ~500 since I'm a little more badass than C-3PO, but less than a crack whore.
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Vin Diesel isn't on there because it's a Badass Quotient list, not a Douchebag Quotient list. Also, Shaft isn't on there because Dolemite broke his legs, then went to get beer instead of dicking around on the internet.
And also, that list only has a Lobster. Not a LobsterMobster.
Yeah, I don't think it counts if your horse and knighthood is pretend.
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baggachipz: Who cares about Japan, let them have their silly pointless dog games and countless re-hashes of anime-based dragon princess super lucky crapitty crap.
Dude, did somebody fart in your fruitloops or are you doing some kinda of metaspeak, where you prove your badassness by...poorly imitating a badass.
Oh Hi-Motherf*cking Five. The man WON THE BADASS GAMES PEOPLE.
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What? Are you high! Of course Worf can beat Bond!
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How many BAQ points does he lose for not being able to shoot anyone with the AK47?
Oh, and I think maybe it's not a very good idea to have a link that sends the search phrase "three year old girl" to Google Image Search.... the FBI is logging IPs!
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I turned off on the whole project when I read that a frackin' chimp could take Steve McQueen. Honestly now.
On the scale, I'm probably just a little less of a bad-ass than Norman Borlaug.
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Chimps are small, but they are VERY strong. I wouldn't want to get in a fight with a chimp, dude!
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