The Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator
Friday, May 11th, 2007 - 12:50am
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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Hardy Boys and Nash Bridges. The story should use possesion by Satan as a plot device!
Heh.
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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Sesame Street and Road Rules. The story should use robbery as a plot device!
Heh-heh.
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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Chapelle's Show and Trigun. The story should use rape as a plot device!
AUGH.
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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Columbo and Les Miserables. The story should use tentacle rape as a plot device!
AUUUGH.
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Some might choose to pray, some might choose to snooze
But the style that I use is the style that's mine
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Simplicity itself.
Also fun.
All this science I don't understand. It's just my job five days a week.
Too easy. That one has to exist somewhere.
I give it a 50/50 chance.
...what the hell is Salute Your Shorts? When just the title itself is vaguely disturbing, the crossover has to be horrendous.
"The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all."
This could be fun.
This one could be challenging.
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"I might have gotten away with it if it wasn't for a damningly tenacious clinger." - Crouton on a childhood excrement escapade
Salute your shorts is an old Nick show involving summer camp and awful waffles.
If this doesn't exist, then it should.
This could never exist, I think. Road Rules and religion are polar opposites.
I think this might be better than yours, old man...
Edit, too funny to leave out.
Coldstream wrote:
Hmm. Could have potential.
Challenging.
Garfield vs. Solid Snake - The lasagna wars!
The mind boggles.
This is one for Lobster.
Shweet.
Hmm, bit obvious.
Money.
FTW surely?
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Pure awesomesauce.
This writes itself.
FUKUI-SAN!
I see where this is going.
FTW!
We have a winner.
NOTE: This is not a doodle bug.
Spore
Meh.
Interesting.
Too easy. Gargamel would be dead in minutes.
That last part kind of goes without saying.
Ding!
Two out of three ain't bad.
"Join me now as we look at one Ashley J. Williams, a mild-mannered S-Mart employee who's about to find himself on the wrong side of...The Twilight Zone."
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
Wha?
Oh, Smurfette...you bad, bad Smurf...
Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit. - Oscar Wilde
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur. (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.) - Roedy Green
This generator sure has some random things in it. Alpha Centauri? I don't think the random fanfic-er will even know what that is.
HP sent this to me via email, and I gave it a single spin during my 8 am lecture. Mine was The Muppets mixed with Sex and the City. Using "puberty". I don't even want to know, and no thank you anyway.
Yet even then we ran like the wind,
whilst our laughter echoed under cerulean skies...
This one could be fun.
Phantom: "I'm changing my evil ways."
Arnold: "Watchoo talkin' 'bout, Phantom?"
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"I might have gotten away with it if it wasn't for a damningly tenacious clinger." - Crouton on a childhood excrement escapade
Oh my. There went my weekend.
Don't be saucy with me, Bernaise. - Count DeMonet
FalseGravity - My first blog.
Part of me wants to spend time just writing horrible fanfic on almost any topic that this thing spits out, too.
Coldstream wrote:
Road Rules cast finds religion, starts to tour as a christian lite rock band. Opens for the Monkees.
And then, because it's a fanfic, I think the author is supposed to be raped by Davy Jones?
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With this as my first result, I almost fear clicking the reload button...
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This week, a very special Walker, Texas Ranger as Chuck Norris decides whether or not to go all the way with Jesse James.
Fedaykin98 wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:
Neo: So Dot, do you want to know why I'm 'The One'?
Dot: Sure Neo!
Neo: ziiiiiiiiiip...
Coldstream wrote:
No crap. First try:
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The coolest part is that it's already been done, only not as fanfiction. I haven't seen the episode, but I hear the punchline had something to do with the Mormons being right.
Coldstream wrote:
I think I saw that one already.
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I win! Gimme my prize!
This is awesome.
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I need to stop. I have to finish my case study and go to work. And yet...
So what, they're all just chilling in the same castle? Sounds like the fantasy version of Seinfeld. "And what's the deal with Chocobos?"
So random, yet so funny.
Stealing giant robots and bagging anime space hookers all while cruising through other dimensions? Someone get Rockstar on this right away!
Through in the obligatory musical number and some rings for Sonic to collect and you got yourself an episode.
That plague being Captain Planet and that idiot kid with the Heart ring.
With Tim near Bill's chemistry set, that's kind of inevitable.
President PJ's gonna get medieval on your ass!
First it was the bicycle shop owner, now Ursula. Dudley just can't catch a break.
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
I think the one I would want would be:
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Apollonius of Tyana and Yeshuach bin Yusef. The story should use blindness as a plot device.
ah. That's right. It's already been done.
This is the internet! In our natural environment, atheists run in packs and have dictionaries! --- JoeBeDurndurn
There's Biblical slash fanfic out there. Avert your eyes.
EDIT: So who's making the fanfic-writing thread? Someone has to generate and PM to stated participants 2 ideas from which to choose.
RIP ChronicNecrosis
Don't make me destroy you.
Elysium: The democratization of the web ... has installed an illusion of a digital first amendment that protects speech no matter how poorly spelled or stupid.
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QFT. Except it was already gone, so I'll have to join you in spirit.
Here's what I came up with
Agh! That's all there is to that. Agh!
This is pretty workable actually, and I love Kaiju.
Miss Frizzle and Columbo? That could be an interesting match.
Here ya go, Lobster.
Augghhhhhhhhhh!
This is more than workable. And if I use the movie, I can do a cage-match between Darkwing and The Rock. There's some wrestling I'd pay to see.
Duoae wrote:
I ran into Eeyore/Pooh slash once. That's when I stopped researching that article and ran my brain through an autoclave.
Duoae wrote:
You can give that one to Darkwing already. Even though the Rock would stretch him out into something like a coat rack, the kids will figure out an ingenious way to stop him or Launchpad will simply crash the Thunderquack right on him.
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
For some reason this makes perfect sense...
10 on the "Ewwww!" scale.
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