The Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator

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Prederick's picture
Location: [Start of line][dramatic pause][puts on sunglasses][end line] YEAHHHH!

But How Many Are Real?

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Hardy Boys and Nash Bridges. The story should use possesion by Satan as a plot device!

Heh.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Sesame Street and Road Rules. The story should use robbery as a plot device!

Heh-heh.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Chapelle's Show and Trigun. The story should use rape as a plot device!

AUGH.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Columbo and Les Miserables. The story should use tentacle rape as a plot device!

AUUUGH.

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Location: Pangea

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Simpsons and Space Ghost. The story should use hypnosis as a plot device!

Simplicity itself.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining My Little Pony and the Partridge Family. The story should use a plague as a plot device!

Also fun.

All this science I don't understand. It's just my job five days a week.

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Location: Effin' Finland

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Frankenstein and Captain Planet. The story should use gay relationships as a plot device!

Too easy. That one has to exist somewhere.
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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Akira and Lord of the Rings. The story should use bondage as a plot device!

I give it a 50/50 chance.
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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Salute Your Shorts and Miami Vice. The story should use time travel as a plot device!

...what the hell is Salute Your Shorts? When just the title itself is vaguely disturbing, the crossover has to be horrendous.

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Location: Watauga, TX

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Kill Bill and Siegfried & Roy. The story should use winning the lottery as a plot device!

This could be fun.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Green Acres and M*A*S*H. The story should use alternate dimensions as a plot device!

This one could be challenging.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Seinfeld and Dragonball Z. The story should use an overdose as a plot device!

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Location: The skies of Norkia

Alien Love Gardener wrote:

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Salute Your Shorts and Miami Vice. The story should use time travel as a plot device!

...what the hell is Salute Your Shorts? When just the title itself is vaguely disturbing, the crossover has to be horrendous.

Salute your shorts is an old Nick show involving summer camp and awful waffles.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Step by Step and Family Circus. The story should use a plague as a plot device!

If this doesn't exist, then it should.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Monkees and Road Rules. The story should use religion as a plot device!

This could never exist, I think. Road Rules and religion are polar opposites.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Ah! My Goddess and Chronicles of Narnia. The story should use murder as a plot device!

I think this might be better than yours, old man...

Edit, too funny to leave out.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Final Fantasy 6 and American Idol. The story should use bondage as a plot device!

Coldstream wrote:

Sands, S. & Murdoch, J.; New England Journal of Medicine. Why Guys Dig Chicks Who Kill Violently Kill Stuff Nov, 2008; pp 65-68.

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Location: Lost. Drifting.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Twilight Zone and Teletubbies. The story should use a seemingly routine day as a plot device!

Hmm. Could have potential.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining My Little Pony and Everquest. The story should use religion as a plot device!

Challenging.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Garfield and Metal Gear Solid. The story should use a tournament of some sort as a plot device!

Garfield vs. Solid Snake - The lasagna wars!

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Magnum PI and Batman. The story should use oral sex as a plot device!

The mind boggles.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Reservoir Dogs and Akira. The story should use furries as a plot device!

This is one for Lobster.

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Location: Stroppy little island of mixed-up people.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri and King of the Hill. The story should use marriage as a plot device!

Shweet.
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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Phantom of the Opera and Max Payne. The story should use a party as a plot device!

Hmm, bit obvious.
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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Nancy Drew and Pulp Fiction. The story should use furries as a plot device!

Money.
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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Smurfs and Final Fantasy 8. The story should use an overdose as a plot device!

FTW surely?

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Location: On a picnic, going "Ho ho ho!"

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining James Bond and Silent Hill. The story should use rape as a plot device!

Pure awesomesauce.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Seinfeld and Max Payne. The story should use gay relationships as a plot device!

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining A-Team and L. Ron Hubbard/Scientology. The story should use car accidents as a plot device!

This writes itself.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Akira and the Little Mermaid. The story should use drug abuse as a plot device!

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Iron Chef and Deus Ex. The story should use good characters becoming evil as a plot device!

FUKUI-SAN!

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Monster Garage and Fraiser. The story should use anal sex as a plot device!

I see where this is going.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Sealab 2021. The story should use hurricanes as a plot device!

FTW!

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining NASCAR and Resident Evil. The story should use a seemingly routine day as a plot device!

We have a winner.

NOTE: This is not a doodle bug.

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Location: Hitting. It.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Freakazoid and Silent Hill. The story should use tornadoes as a plot device!

Meh.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Friday the 13th and West Side Story. The story should use mystical creatures as a plot device!

Interesting.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Gargoyles and Smurfs. The story should use magic as a plot device!

Too easy. Gargamel would be dead in minutes.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining 1984 and Sopranos. The story should use bondage as a plot device!

That last part kind of goes without saying.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining I Love Lucy and Star Trek. The story should use starting a band as a plot device!

Ding!

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Murphy Brown and Pulp Fiction. The story should use puberty as a plot device!

Two out of three ain't bad.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Evil Dead and Twilight Zone. The story should use a plague as a plot device!

"Join me now as we look at one Ashley J. Williams, a mild-mannered S-Mart employee who's about to find himself on the wrong side of...The Twilight Zone."

"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Miami Vice and Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri. The story should use puberty as a plot device!

Wha?

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Smurfs and Salute Your Shorts. The story should use possesion by Satan as a plot device!

Oh, Smurfette...you bad, bad Smurf...

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Location: Onett, Eagleland

This generator sure has some random things in it. Alpha Centauri? I don't think the random fanfic-er will even know what that is.

HP sent this to me via email, and I gave it a single spin during my 8 am lecture. Mine was The Muppets mixed with Sex and the City. Using "puberty". I don't even want to know, and no thank you anyway.

Yet even then we ran like the wind,
whilst our laughter echoed under cerulean skies...

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Location: Watauga, TX

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Family Guy and FoxTrot. The story should use anal sex as a plot device!

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Magic School Bus and Road Rules. The story should use a plague as a plot device!

This one could be fun.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Phantom of the Opera and Diff'rent Strokes. The story should use evil characters becoming good as a plot device!

Phantom: "I'm changing my evil ways."
Arnold: "Watchoo talkin' 'bout, Phantom?"

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Useless, Yet Entertaining
Fletcher's picture
Location: Your technology scares me.

Oh my. There went my weekend.

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AnimeJ's picture
Location: The skies of Norkia

Fletcher wrote:
Oh my. There went my weekend.

Part of me wants to spend time just writing horrible fanfic on almost any topic that this thing spits out, too.

Coldstream wrote:

Sands, S. & Murdoch, J.; New England Journal of Medicine. Why Guys Dig Chicks Who Kill Violently Kill Stuff Nov, 2008; pp 65-68.

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Location: I turn once more to those who/ sneer at this my city, and I give them back the sneer...

AnimeJ wrote:
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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Monkees and Road Rules. The story should use religion as a plot device!

This could never exist, I think. Road Rules and religion are polar opposites.

Road Rules cast finds religion, starts to tour as a christian lite rock band. Opens for the Monkees.

And then, because it's a fanfic, I think the author is supposed to be raped by Davy Jones?

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Location: Valencia, CA

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Animaniacs and The Matrix. The story should use oral sex as a plot device!

With this as my first result, I almost fear clicking the reload button...

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Location: Cary, NC

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Monster Garage and Walker, Texas Ranger. The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device!

This week, a very special Walker, Texas Ranger as Chuck Norris decides whether or not to go all the way with Jesse James.

Fedaykin98 wrote:

Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!

wordsmythe wrote:
I know I'm not terribly cool

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Location: The skies of Norkia

SaintFaucet wrote:
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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Animaniacs and The Matrix. The story should use oral sex as a plot device!

With this as my first result, I almost fear clicking the reload button...

Neo: So Dot, do you want to know why I'm 'The One'?

Dot: Sure Neo!

Neo: ziiiiiiiiiip...

Coldstream wrote:

Sands, S. & Murdoch, J.; New England Journal of Medicine. Why Guys Dig Chicks Who Kill Violently Kill Stuff Nov, 2008; pp 65-68.

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Location: Cabin John, MD

No crap. First try:

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Bible and South Park. The story should use floods as a plot device!

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Location: The skies of Norkia

Paleocon wrote:
No crap. First try:

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Bible and South Park. The story should use floods as a plot device!

The coolest part is that it's already been done, only not as fanfiction. I haven't seen the episode, but I hear the punchline had something to do with the Mormons being right.

Coldstream wrote:

Sands, S. & Murdoch, J.; New England Journal of Medicine. Why Guys Dig Chicks Who Kill Violently Kill Stuff Nov, 2008; pp 65-68.

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Location: I turn once more to those who/ sneer at this my city, and I give them back the sneer...

Paleocon wrote:
No crap. First try:

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Bible and South Park. The story should use floods as a plot device!

I think I saw that one already.

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Location: San Diego, CA

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Totally Spies and Fight Club. The story should use tentacle rape as a plot device!

I win! Gimme my prize!

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Gundam Wing and Brady Bunch. The story should use alcoholism as a plot device!

This is awesome.

Lord of the Rats
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Rat Boy's picture
Location: Hitting. It.

I need to stop. I have to finish my case study and go to work. And yet...

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Final Fantasy 9 and Beauty & the Beast. The story should use a seemingly routine day as a plot device!

So what, they're all just chilling in the same castle? Sounds like the fantasy version of Seinfeld. "And what's the deal with Chocobos?"

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Powerpuff Girls and Penny Arcade. The story should use robbery as a plot device!

So random, yet so funny.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Grand Theft Auto and Gundam Wing. The story should use alternate dimensions as a plot device!

Stealing giant robots and bagging anime space hookers all while cruising through other dimensions? Someone get Rockstar on this right away!

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Muppet Babies and Sonic the Hedgehog. The story should use the first day of high school as a plot device!

Through in the obligatory musical number and some rings for Sonic to collect and you got yourself an episode.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Lost in Space and Captain Planet. The story should use a plague as a plot device!

That plague being Captain Planet and that idiot kid with the Heart ring.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Home Improvement and Bill Nye the Science Guy. The story should use floods as a plot device!

With Tim near Bill's chemistry set, that's kind of inevitable.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Family Circus and Pulp Fiction. The story should use becoming the President as a plot device!

President PJ's gonna get medieval on your ass!

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Little Mermaid and Diff'rent Strokes. The story should use rape as a plot device!

First it was the bicycle shop owner, now Ursula. Dudley just can't catch a break.

"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie

"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!

'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce

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Location: Cabin John, MD

I think the one I would want would be:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Apollonius of Tyana and Yeshuach bin Yusef. The story should use blindness as a plot device.

ah. That's right. It's already been done.

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Necronomicondiment
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Location: Straight Outta Arkham

There's Biblical slash fanfic out there. Avert your eyes.

EDIT: So who's making the fanfic-writing thread? Someone has to generate and PM to stated participants 2 ideas from which to choose.

RIP ChronicNecrosis

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Location: I turn once more to those who/ sneer at this my city, and I give them back the sneer...

H.P. Lovesauce wrote:
There's Biblical slash fanfic out there. Avert your eyes.

EDIT: So who's making the fanfic-writing thread? Someone has to generate and PM to stated participants 2 ideas from which to choose.

Don't make me destroy you.

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Location: Uhhh..... Long story....

Fletcher wrote:
Oh my. There went my weekend.

QFT. Except it was already gone, so I'll have to join you in spirit.

Here's what I came up with

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Starsky and Hutch and Alf. The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device!

Agh! That's all there is to that. Agh!

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Deus Ex and Godzilla. The story should use a plane crash as a plot device!

This is pretty workable actually, and I love Kaiju.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Magic School Bus and Columbo. The story should use anorexia as a plot device!

Miss Frizzle and Columbo? That could be an interesting match.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Lowtax & the other SA mods/admins and Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. The story should use furries as a plot device!

Here ya go, Lobster.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Murphy Brown and Command & Conquer. The story should use rape as a plot device!

Augghhhhhhhhhh!

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Darkwing Duck and Doom. The story should use a blizzard as a plot device!

This is more than workable. And if I use the movie, I can do a cage-match between Darkwing and The Rock. There's some wrestling I'd pay to see.

Duoae wrote:

Crouton wrote:
The upside is that these problems are potentially soluble.
Like the wicked witch of the west?

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H.P. Lovesauce wrote:
There's Biblical slash fanfic out there. Avert your eyes.

EDIT: So who's making the fanfic-writing thread? Someone has to generate and PM to stated participants 2 ideas from which to choose.

I ran into Eeyore/Pooh slash once. That's when I stopped researching that article and ran my brain through an autoclave.

Duoae wrote:

Crouton wrote:
The upside is that these problems are potentially soluble.
Like the wicked witch of the west?

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Rat Boy's picture
Location: Hitting. It.

momgamer wrote:
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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Darkwing Duck and Doom. The story should use a blizzard as a plot device!

This is more than workable. And if I use the movie, I can do a cage-match between Darkwing and The Rock. There's some wrestling I'd pay to see.

You can give that one to Darkwing already. Even though the Rock would stretch him out into something like a coat rack, the kids will figure out an ingenious way to stop him or Launchpad will simply crash the Thunderquack right on him.

"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie

"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!

'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dilbert and Dragonball Z. The story should use drug abuse as a plot device!

For some reason this makes perfect sense...

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Location: St. Louis

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Full House and 21 Jump Street. The story should use oral sex as a plot device!

10 on the "Ewwww!" scale.

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