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Cate Blanchet

Yikes

Dear god, she's turning into Gollum.

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Cover your heart, Indy!

*or*

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Fire won't work, dude.

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I'd hit it so hard...

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The actress, once a size 12, is said to be a fan of celebrity diet guru Dr Nishi Joshu.

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We knew she was cast in the new Indiana Jones flick, we all just assumed that it was as a human.

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Well, they did say that the One Ring corrupts...

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What is Taters?

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

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Reason #47 why bronze and ruddy pink eyeshadows on fair skin are a bad, bad idea. Makes you look consumptive.

Also, that dress is hideous (metallic bronze fringe, on pale skin? Why, Cate, why?) and definitely does not fit her in the chest. Like, you can fly planes through the gap between fabric and breast. Even the fashion world is horrified.

ETA: Girl could, perhaps, use a cheeseburger. With extra grease.

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Ye gods.

Making the assumption that she doesn't have a physical illness or is smoking meth, the only answer for behavior like that is mental illness. How sad.

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KaterinLHC wrote:
Reason #47 why bronze and ruddy pink eyeshadows on fair skin are a bad, bad idea. Makes you look consumptive.

Also, that dress is hideous (metallic bronze fringe, on pale skin? Why, Cate, why?) and definitely does not fit her in the chest. Like, you can fly planes through the gap between fabric and breast. Even the fashion world is horrified.

ETA: Girl could, perhaps, use a cheeseburger. With extra grease.

Nice. Everyone give Kat a butt pat.

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Someone check her answering machine for a message from Alec Baldwin:

"Kate? KATE? Pick up the phone right now, you fat little pig. If you don't pick up the phone right now, I'm going to come out there and we're going to stand in front of a mirror and I will show you how fat you are and how everyone hates you because you are so fat . . .oh, and by the way- I love you. . . . Seriously, I'm just trying to help you here. Morbid obesity is bad for your health.... Call me back, okay?"

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Wow, I thought she was one of the Olsen twins at first glance. Gah.

Rumor has it she's preparing for a role where she's playing a cancer patient. I don't see anything listed on IMDB though so it could just be PR spin.

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souldaddy wrote:
KaterinLHC wrote:
Reason #47 why bronze and ruddy pink eyeshadows on fair skin are a bad, bad idea. Makes you look consumptive.

Also, that dress is hideous (metallic bronze fringe, on pale skin? Why, Cate, why?) and definitely does not fit her in the chest. Like, you can fly planes through the gap between fabric and breast. Even the fashion world is horrified.

ETA: Girl could, perhaps, use a cheeseburger. With extra grease.

Nice. Everyone give Kat a butt pat.

Where's the line form?

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come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
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Give up the Halfling, she-Elf!

Seriously, though, why all the drama? Her goddamn business how she decides to look like. Or maybe who knows. Maybe she's preparing for some role where she needs to appear malnourished.

Anyway she could have done worse, IMHO -- like getting a tattoo or three.

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Gorilla.800.lbs wrote:
Anyway she could have done worse, IMHO -- like getting a tattoo or three.

Only if they were on her FACE.

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Necrophilia-'chic' is the clearly the next fashion trend for Hollywood. Think of the un-tapped potential.

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Gorilla.800.lbs wrote:
Seriously, though, why all the drama? Her goddamn business how she decides to look like.

Commenting on how she looks is part of the social contract between a celebrity and fans. It's in the Constitution for chrissake.

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I'd hit it.

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Rat Boy wrote:
souldaddy wrote:

Nice. Everyone give Kat a butt pat.

Where's the line form?

Aw, I heart you guys, too. And I promise, if I ever catch you in a metallic bronze flapper dress or the Smoky Tuberculosis Eye, I'll stop you before you set foot outside your door. Just because I love you that much.

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KaterinLHC wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:
souldaddy wrote:

Nice. Everyone give Kat a butt pat.

Where's the line form?

Aw, I heart you guys, too. And I promise, if I ever catch you in a metallic bronze flapper dress or the Smoky Tuberculosis Eye, I'll stop you before you set foot outside your door. Just because I love you that much.

Please do, because smoke-colored makeup makes my shaved head look funny, and my copious auburn chest hair would clash something fierce with a bronze dress.

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HantaXP wrote:
I'd hit it.

Aren't you worried you'd break it?

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First two lines that came to mind:

"I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!"

and

"YOU SHALL NEVER OBTAIN THE NECRONOMICON!"

I think she's a lich.

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Location: On the moon. Whaling.

Rubb Ed wrote:
KaterinLHC wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:
souldaddy wrote:

Nice. Everyone give Kat a butt pat.

Where's the line form?

Aw, I heart you guys, too. And I promise, if I ever catch you in a metallic bronze flapper dress or the Smoky Tuberculosis Eye, I'll stop you before you set foot outside your door. Just because I love you that much.

Please do, because smoke-colored makeup makes my shaved head look funny, and my copious auburn chest hair would clash something fierce with a bronze dress.

You're already light years ahead of Cate, then.

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