Oogling oogaba has health benefits?
Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007 - 9:37pm
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The researchers supposedly found that staring at women's breasts for 10 minutes is "as healthy as half an hour in the gym." A "five-year study" showed that men who copped a look had "lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates (than) those who did not get their daily eyeful."Should be good news for me. I'm not a toucher, nor a stalker, nor, you know, creepy. But I will take a peek.
According to published reports, the doctor theorized that staring "accelerates the heart rate and improves circulation."
"There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier," she supposedly said. "Our study indicates that (it) cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half."
Let's just hope the same goes for women who stare at other women's breasts. 
EDIT: This could be a possible April Fools joke, and a mean one at that. But that's besides the point. The point is: stare at boobies. That is all.
Ouch, I have lost myself again
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I may live to be a 120 at this rate.
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
And yet, activities often linked to this behavior are accused of causing blindness. What a cruel, sick trick.
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The page says the story was posted 3/30 (and the comments are date-stamped the same). If it is an April Fool's joke, that's bad form.
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You have to believe, we are magic.
D'oh. I was fooled.
Ouch, I have lost myself again
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Well I once read about a study that involved a controlled test group, heart rate and pressure monitors, and Playboy mags. I can't remember where that was though, so I can't vouch for its accuracy.
In Ultima Online I used to poison hams and leave them on the ground in cities for people to pick up and eat. I can't believe how many people thought street ham was a good thing to eat. -Elliottx
I'm going to continue looking, just to be on the safe side.
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I would just like to point out that this thread is useless without any associated visuals.
Practice what you preach, and share the wealth.
Moo.
Look, if you can't rely on the veracity of the Weekly World News, really, what can you rely on?
Fedaykin98 wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:
According to the North Carolina Journal of My Wife, ogling other women's boobies will result in a significantly decreased lifespan for me.
"There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them!" -- Richard P. Feynman
Feeling like a statistically-insignificant controlled group?
Regardless of it being a joke, I'll keep on. The exercise alone from leaping fences and climbing fire escapes is worth it.
RIP ChronicNecrosis
That UK show Brainiac tested this during one of their episodes. Had one poor guy cycling in a closed off space on an exercise bike for 30 minutes and compared his vitals to 2 or 3 guys who got to oggle two nice sets of oogaba for the same amount of time.
I forget the results of their testing though. sorry.
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Same here, man. Same here.
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I've got a secret: I'm not in it for my health.
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- Legion, taking "keeping it in the family" to a whole new level.
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If looking at oogaba provides this much benefit, just think of the possible benefits that could be documented from the holding or fondling oogaba.
This study is just the first step of a medical breakthrough and I predict as we move into this brave new century we will begin to refer to them as Health orbs.
Think about it.
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They established that the man's heart rate did indeed rise, but not by an amount significant enough to warrant cardiovascular benefits.
This is a workout plan I can actually keep!
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Poor bastard. My wife points them out to me.
No joke.
Quintin_Stone wrote:
lunabean wrote:Mine does too, but then with that expectant look like "you gonna look? Or did you already look?" as though already categorizing the things that will come out in divorce court.
"THE HELL ASS BALLS." - Prederick, expressing frustration in the time-honored way.
Look, we all already hate you. What more do you want?
Fedaykin98 wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:
A wife like his?
Yet even then we ran like the wind,
whilst our laughter echoed under cerulean skies...
More oogaba.
MrDeVil909: I feel it necessary to point out that there are drug resistant strains of most STDs. Especially in developing nations.
Funkenpants: Great. Yet another area in which we're losing our lead to foreigners.
I was asking what Cartoonin wanted.
Fedaykin98 wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:
I am so right there with you. I'll be walking along and my wife will want to discuss the fakies that just walked by us...damned if you do, damned if you don't.
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- Legion, taking "keeping it in the family" to a whole new level.
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Did the scientists try to increase the oogaba intake in the subjects to see if the cardiovascular engagement rises appreciably.
Don't forget that cartoonin's wife is a bi. I'm ambivalent as to the benefits of that. Maybe every time she ogles some oogaba, she sizes up a workable alternative for cartoonin himself, yo.
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I like how you say "a bi" as if we're some kind of alien species or something.
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Giggity giggity giggity!
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
All Im sayin is that her co-oglage of oogaba is far from innocent/altruistic, there is a whole lot of self interest in there!
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Yes, but as usual, the warning comes a little too late.
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce