If you could give one piece of advice to anyone....

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That Guy's picture

What would it be? Mine would be to future-me: Don't screw anything up, stupid!

I could never be a filthy rich and adored celebrity.. I'm just not interested in Scientology. -- Irongut

Goin' Commando
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Edwin's picture
Location: Miami, FL

Whatever I do, do the exact opposite. For gods sake don't be like me.

Some call me Scritch.
unntrlaffinity's picture
Location: New Orleans, LA

"Let her go."

"YOU SPOIL, YOU GET SPOILED! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Beernerd
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bennard's picture
Location: FL090

Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I'm living proof. Beefcake, BEEFFFCAAAAKKKKE!!!

Xbox Live Gamercard - bennard
Beer For Ben

Royale With Cheese
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Vega's picture
Location: In a mad, mad world

Never hire a colorblind electrician.

Mr T broke the speed of light in the A-Team van because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of Jibba Jabba.

Me Love You Long Time
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Vector's picture
Location: The Wet Coast

Don't fall for a roommate. It's just not worth it.

McChuck wrote:

rabbit wrote:
Spaz wrote:
It's weird who you meat during ConSeason, aint it?

Paging douchebag community copyeditors on aisle 3. McChuck? Wordsmythe?

Oh, c'mon. You suck one c*ck and you're forever known as a c*cksucker.

The Wizahd
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Brizahd's picture
Location: not sure

Do or do not. There is no try...

El Pollo Diablo
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Location: Standing over a stained copy of an old Ronald McDonald ad, masturbating furiously screaming MY WAY!

"Quoting Star Wars makes you a huge nerd".

Other than that, probably "Always wear a condom, and goddammit, there's diseases that it doesn't protect against".

The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred

Resident, um, Resident
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Dr_Awkward's picture
Location: Pangea

I would tall Ash "NICTO!"

All this science I don't understand. It's just my job five days a week.

Rock Chalk
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Jayhawker's picture
Location: St. Louis

Wear sunscreen.

Xbox Live: JayhawkerGWJ
last.fm: JayhawkerGWJ

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Running Man's picture
Location: Colorado

Go ahead and smoke and do drugs til your 30, the odds of something bad happening are really low. Just be prepared to radically clean up your act at age 30, thats the first decade that health statistics turn against you, and I hear its alot worse at 40.

Also, teenage Running Man, your heart is supposed to break many, many times. You'll be better at picking out 'the wife' someday

"I'm for the guy who can tell the lion from the lamb." -Charles K.

I Got Nothing
NemesisZero's picture
Location: The frozen heart of Germany

Think.

And if I haven't seen further, it's because those bloody giants blocked my sight.

Attention Whore
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KrazyTaco[FO]'s picture
Location: Hawaii

Hit it, and hit it hard.

"Thanks, KrazyTaco, thanks. I'd put it in your pooper too." -Mex
"Krazy, I love the fact that you exist." -Vector
"Oh, KrazyTaco, you fulfill all my wishes." -pneuman
xboxlive= KrazyTacoFO

Head Coach
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*Legion*'s picture
Location: The best side of Erin Andrews

Double check your work!

Gaming / PC Tech Blog: www.blastprocessing.net
Xbox Live: Legion SB / PSN: Legion_SB / Steam: legion028 / Twitter: legion

You have to believe, we are magic.

1 Perk Every 1000th Post
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Location: Exodus

Whatever you do, don't watch a single episode of Star Trek : Enterprise.

Boss Mom
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Kiri's picture
Location: Sittin' in the shade enjoying life

Be happy. Everything else will fall into place.

Live Strong

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. ~ George Carlin

Anyone feel a breeze?
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sheared's picture
Location: Purple Mountains

Avoid all hints of a political or religious discussion on the internet.

That and pay your credit card balance each and every month.

the soul still burns...
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souldaddy's picture
Location: Avoid the Digestive Teeth

...don't go around giving people advise.

We shall grapple with the ineffable, and see if we may not eff it after all.

Intern
RandomHero's picture
Location: Liverpool, England.

That the goggles, they do nothing.

Do I Make You Thorny Baby?
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Alien Love Gardener's picture
Location: Effin' Finland

Shut up about whatever reinvention of a pop-culture franchise raped your childhood and grow up instead. 99% of what you loved as a kid was crap anyway.

"The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all."

Intern
WoodenTaco's picture
Location: NY

Never play poker with anyone who has the same first name as a city.

Absolut Texan
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magnus's picture
Location: Dallas, TX

Don't listen to advice from people you don't know

"This is way, way more bad boy than you're gonna be able to handle." - Tommy Gavin on Rescue Me.

Xbox Live: AbsolutTexan
My home on the web

From A Certain Point of View
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Parallax Abstraction's picture
Location: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

Try not to be a tardbasket.

"We're taught from a young age how to dodge rock hard objects moving at incredible rates of speed while simultaneously beating folks half to death with sticks. We do this for fun." -kung fu grip
http://blog.digital-lifeline.ca

What Goes Around ... Comes Around
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Stylez's picture
Location: Ottawa Ontario, Canada

Agree with women no matter how outrageous the argument. It'll be easier on you in the end and you can always disagree with them in your head.

You can't do this!
Of course I can, I'm Will Wright, bitch! - The Simpsons Game
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Xfire/Xbox Live: StylezXP

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LightBender's picture
Location: Have gun, will travel

Plan for the worst, hope for the best.

Oh and... study Murphy's Laws, they are the only universal truths.

Suck My Diction
dhelor's picture
Location: Oregon

As you go through life in this crazy, mixed-up world of ours, remember this one piece of advice: the universe is far more accomodating if you just shut up and kiss @$$.

"I'm absolutely retarded. Not 100% sure why." - atom
"Dhelor + intarwebs = Great ideas." - wordsmythe
"Do I what I do: hate everyone." - Quintin_Stone

I stab at thee
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Montalban's picture
Location: Hell's heart

"Just because you can, doesn't mean you should."

Rat Boy on Newlywed Ackbar wrote:

"We'll last longer than we will against that mother-in-law, and we might just take a few of them with us!"

Death Metal!
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LupusUmbrus's picture
Location: On a wild sheep chase

Be excellent to one another...

and party on dudes!

"Screw the speed of light, fan-boy rage is my new gold standard for measuring velocity." - Dr. J
"Lupus with a crowbar is the meaning of life itself." - Certis

Office Linebacker
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"Die young, stay pretty"

blondie

Always vigilient, and dies in the end

Granola and Grenades
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Druidpeak's picture
Location: Big Sky Country

Sharp hooks.

This post sponsored by cheese.

Cat Herder
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Hemidal's picture
Location: Houston, TX

Shut your mouth, what you were going to say wasn't going to contribute much anyway.

/a**hole off