Go ahead and smoke and do drugs til your 30, the odds of something bad happening are really low. Just be prepared to radically clean up your act at age 30, thats the first decade that health statistics turn against you, and I hear its alot worse at 40.
Also, teenage Running Man, your heart is supposed to break many, many times. You'll be better at picking out 'the wife' someday
"I'm for the guy who can tell the lion from the lamb." -Charles K.
"Thanks, KrazyTaco, thanks. I'd put it in your pooper too." -Mex "Krazy, I love the fact that you exist." -Vector "Oh, KrazyTaco, you fulfill all my wishes." -pneuman
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Shut up about whatever reinvention of a pop-culture franchise raped your childhood and grow up instead. 99% of what you loved as a kid was crap anyway.
"The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all."
"We're taught from a young age how to dodge rock hard objects moving at incredible rates of speed while simultaneously beating folks half to death with sticks. We do this for fun." -kung fu grip http://blog.digital-lifeline.ca
Agree with women no matter how outrageous the argument. It'll be easier on you in the end and you can always disagree with them in your head.
You can't do this!
Of course I can, I'm Will Wright, bitch! - The Simpsons Game
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As you go through life in this crazy, mixed-up world of ours, remember this one piece of advice: the universe is far more accomodating if you just shut up and kiss @$$.
"I'm absolutely retarded. Not 100% sure why." - atom
"Dhelor + intarwebs = Great ideas." - wordsmythe
"Do I what I do: hate everyone." - Quintin_Stone
"Screw the speed of light, fan-boy rage is my new gold standard for measuring velocity." - Dr. J
"Lupus with a crowbar is the meaning of life itself." - Certis
Whatever I do, do the exact opposite. For gods sake don't be like me.
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"Let her go."
"YOU SPOIL, YOU GET SPOILED! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I'm living proof. Beefcake, BEEFFFCAAAAKKKKE!!!
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Never hire a colorblind electrician.
Mr T broke the speed of light in the A-Team van because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of Jibba Jabba.
Don't fall for a roommate. It's just not worth it.
McChuck wrote:
Do or do not. There is no try...
"Quoting Star Wars makes you a huge nerd".
Other than that, probably "Always wear a condom, and goddammit, there's diseases that it doesn't protect against".
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred
I would tall Ash "NICTO!"
All this science I don't understand. It's just my job five days a week.
Wear sunscreen.
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Go ahead and smoke and do drugs til your 30, the odds of something bad happening are really low. Just be prepared to radically clean up your act at age 30, thats the first decade that health statistics turn against you, and I hear its alot worse at 40.
Also, teenage Running Man, your heart is supposed to break many, many times. You'll be better at picking out 'the wife' someday
"I'm for the guy who can tell the lion from the lamb." -Charles K.
Think.
And if I haven't seen further, it's because those bloody giants blocked my sight.
Hit it, and hit it hard.
"Thanks, KrazyTaco, thanks. I'd put it in your pooper too." -Mex
"Krazy, I love the fact that you exist." -Vector
"Oh, KrazyTaco, you fulfill all my wishes." -pneuman
xboxlive= KrazyTacoFO
Double check your work!
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You have to believe, we are magic.
Whatever you do, don't watch a single episode of Star Trek : Enterprise.
Be happy. Everything else will fall into place.
Live Strong
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. ~ George Carlin
Avoid all hints of a political or religious discussion on the internet.
That and pay your credit card balance each and every month.
...don't go around giving people advise.
We shall grapple with the ineffable, and see if we may not eff it after all.
That the goggles, they do nothing.
Shut up about whatever reinvention of a pop-culture franchise raped your childhood and grow up instead. 99% of what you loved as a kid was crap anyway.
"The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all."
Never play poker with anyone who has the same first name as a city.
Don't listen to advice from people you don't know
"This is way, way more bad boy than you're gonna be able to handle." - Tommy Gavin on Rescue Me.
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Try not to be a tardbasket.
"We're taught from a young age how to dodge rock hard objects moving at incredible rates of speed while simultaneously beating folks half to death with sticks. We do this for fun." -kung fu grip
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Agree with women no matter how outrageous the argument. It'll be easier on you in the end and you can always disagree with them in your head.
You can't do this!
Of course I can, I'm Will Wright, bitch! - The Simpsons Game
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Xfire/Xbox Live: StylezXP
Plan for the worst, hope for the best.
Oh and... study Murphy's Laws, they are the only universal truths.
As you go through life in this crazy, mixed-up world of ours, remember this one piece of advice: the universe is far more accomodating if you just shut up and kiss @$$.
"I'm absolutely retarded. Not 100% sure why." - atom
"Dhelor + intarwebs = Great ideas." - wordsmythe
"Do I what I do: hate everyone." - Quintin_Stone
"Just because you can, doesn't mean you should."
Rat Boy on Newlywed Ackbar wrote:
Be excellent to one another...
and party on dudes!
"Screw the speed of light, fan-boy rage is my new gold standard for measuring velocity." - Dr. J
"Lupus with a crowbar is the meaning of life itself." - Certis
"Die young, stay pretty"
blondie
Always vigilient, and dies in the end
Sharp hooks.
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Shut your mouth, what you were going to say wasn't going to contribute much anyway.
/a**hole off
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