Hell has officially frozen over: Transporter 3
Tuesday, March 13th, 2007 - 7:31pm
Yup they're filming a third one. I thought the first one was bad, but bearable. The second one made my brain beg for alcohol.
Oh God why!
http://www.firstshowing.net/2007/03/13/there-will-be-a-transporter-3-shooting-next-year/
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Why? Because people thought the first was 'bad, but bearable' and then decided to see the second one.
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I hope they continue with the progression of over-the-topness so that now Frank can just fly by punching downwards.
Bah, I liked both of them.
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Ok, I'll ask. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot does that mean?
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Tetnis wrote:
You know, Wasabi had Jean Reno sending people flying from his punches. Sending The Transporter flying from his own punches doesn't seem so far-fetched.
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That's what I'm talking about!
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Damn, I didn't think anyone could get that obscure...
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First one was awesome, second one was one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
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There are few moments when you gather other men together in eager anticipation and look so much the fool because you are responsible. The first one was awesome (read "wet asian chick and missle launchers" for those of you who don't speak guy). For the second one I gathered my two good buddies together, my roomates, for a special trip to Hollywood Blvd, a drink and dine movie theatre on the opening night thinking this would be EVEN BETTER! About 20 minutes in I started appologizing. When the car did a barrel roll to remove the bomb planted on the underside of the car with the help of a handy crane hook we almost walked out, but we needed to sober up first. God help me, I will never give this franchise another dollar as long as I live.
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You may be surprised to find yourself in the minority there, young'n
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Dude, it's totally IDBEHOLDS, not IDKFA.
Still, genius.
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Brilliant! Just brilliant! Bravo!
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Fedaykin98 wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:
I'm actually interested to see if they can out-ridiculous the second one.
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Dang I feel really guilty. I watched the first and the second one.
I caused Transporter 3.
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I didn't recover from that part, to be honest. My mind, already reeling from inanity after impossibility, simply shattered into glittery shards when that part came on.
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I just did my best to pretend it never happened. Whoever came up with that seriously needs to look up 'credibility.' Or even 'Random Chance.' The Random Chance that a stable ramp capable of supporting the forces of a vehicle going fast enough to launch it to the height of a crane while performing a roll. The roll of the car being timed so that the hook clears the vehicle AND impacts ONLY with the bomb while the car is flying by it. The car actually landing. The bomb not detonating when impacting a large hook at high velocity. The driver SEEING this scenario and thinking that it is a good idea... Sorry. THIS is why I pretend that it never happened. Other than that I enjoy the movies and will watch the third. The first movie is in my action section. The second movie sits right next to Shaolin Soccer.
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Yeah, that was the point that totally killed the whole movie. I can take over-the-top. That was on another planet entirely.
Fedaykin98 wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:
Heathen! How dare you insult and violate Shaolin Soccer.
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Bangles won the Super Bowl?
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Ah, I think you misunderstand my filing system. It is not grouped there because of quality. Oh no no no. It is grouped there because it fits under "Fun Movie with Over The Top Action." Most of my wire-kung-fu films are in that category, while movies like Hardboiled or Fist of Legend sit in my action category.
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Yes, I would be surprised as well if "Walk Like An Egyptian" somehow led four women to win the Super Bowl.
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Very well then. Carry on.
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Oops misspell.... But you get the idea.
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I didn't.
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Bengals.
The Bengals. Super Bowl. Football. We live 10 minutes from Cincinnati. Football, Danjo. Football.
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How much is that in MS$?
I doubt you were drinking hard enough. If you were, your first thought would be "Where can I find a ramp like that for my car?"
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I can't believe the second one of these did well enough financially to justify another one. I always liked Jason Statham but he's got to stop signing up for these. Make Snatch 2 or something.
How does Serenity fail when this makes money?!
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