Workin' The Night Shift

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After working all day on Thursday, I got home and stole some sleep for a couple hours, then rolled outta bed and went back to work to run our monitoring station from 10PM to 6AM. Why? I need to put together an upgrade list for our monitoring ticketing system, and what better way to build a feature list than running the bastard.

I'm totally juiced up on Red Bull and I've actually run out of websites to surf. I've done some writing, a bit of reading, and now I'm in that moment where the time is slowing down and my brain is following suit. Must ... stay ... awake!

Anyone else ever work the night shift? I must say, I'm glad it's a one time thing, although it's always cool to be awake when most of the city is asleep. Those day timers are so pathetic. They don't get us.

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I miss working night shift. I used to work a 1900-0700 shift in a very small, very slow emergency room. I rigged the system to run games, I sat and read books, I listened to music while surfing the net... and got paid a good amount of money to do it. If I was tired, I'd ask the triage nurse to cover my desk (checking someone in took about 45 seconds, so she didn't care), and I'd slip into one of the treatment rooms and take a nap. They'd wake me up before the boss came in.

The first couple weeks of working nights are rough. It takes a little time for your body to adjust, and even if you slept well through the day, you occasionally get those head-almost-hitting-the-keyboard moments every once in a while.

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My buddy has worked the night shift off and on for 8 years now at Sprint.. and he'll tell you after 8 years.. he hates it still.. but its good job security and he gets paid more.

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I never worked a night shift but I've worked two jobs with evening shifts. Those are pure heaven. Working from afternoon until night, getting home early enough to go to bed at a decent our, and waking up at around 10 or so in the morning to fart around in the city while everyone else is at work. God I miss that.

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Did night shifts during my social service in a psychatry ward. A nice blend of bore-me-to-sleep and batsh*t crazy, even by the standards of the environment. How I managed to keep a straight face when a forty-five years old bear of a man took me (18 at the time) aside and went "Florian... I can't ejaculate." in his most sheepish tone, I'll never know.

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Oh just wait till your dead tired after a long overnight shift, and want soem real "food"... and everyplace that is fast is serving breakfast only.

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I like working the night shift, but I hardly ever get to do it. Mostly what I have are days where I work a full day shift, then work a six hour maintenance window during the night, and then turn around and head back the next morning at 9AM to make a meeting. Day or night, committing to one shift is good - it's living on the edge between the two that's the worst.

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Certis wrote:
...now I'm in that moment where the time is slowing down and my brain is following suit. Must ... stay ... awake!

That tired on your first night up? You're old, Certis. Quit being old. I'm gonna leave this thread before you get old on me.

To be honest, what you're working on sounds so stimulating that even with a Red Bull IV, I'd crash after a second or two.

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The last two residents in the place next to me were night-shifters. And let me tell you the problem with night-shifters: they don't see anything wrong with holding a loud party with all their friends on the back deck at 2am on a Sunday night.

Is there something inherent to the night shift that turns people into inconsiderate pricks?

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Quintin_Stone wrote:
The last two residents in the place next to me were night-shifters. And let me tell you the problem with night-shifters: they don't see anything wrong with holding a loud party with all their friends on the back deck at 2am on a Sunday night.

Is there something inherent to the night shift that turns people into inconsiderate pricks?

It's not the night shift. They just didn't like you. Or respect you. You should probably track them down and kick their asses.

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Working tech support for a hospital I have covered all sorts of shifts. My nights and weekends are often taken up by work. I have actually spent 3 nights in a row sleeping in a patient room during a blizzard just so we had some one on site if we had a system problem. It was not a big deal when I was single but, getting paged in the middle of the night and dragging myself to work is not much fun now that I have a SO.

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Quintin_Stone wrote:
Is there something inherent to the night shift that turns people into inconsiderate pricks?

I worked the night shift for close to 3 years (10:30 pm - 7:00 am), and I was a huge prick, even bigger than I am now...I think it's being out of balance; I felt drunk half the time, tired all of the time and felt basically like the world could kiss my ass...Actually, that's still me and now I'm working a 9 to 5, but I felt that to an even bigger extent when on the night shift, and surely sometimes even acted on it...

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No no, it is the daysiders that are inconsiderate. When one is trying to sleep in the middle of the day, there's always all that offensive light, and construction work and people being loud and having no thought to you and your need for sleep.
Also, living right next to an elementary school can be annoying as the bell wakes one up every couple of hours and then one has to try and fall asleep to the less than soothing sounds of hundreds of chillens screaming at each other across the playgound.

I miss working nights.

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People work during the day?

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The summer after I graduated high school, I landed a job as an intern on a small indie film called The Locusts. The whole summer was a very, very cool experience. Met Spielberg, Vince Vaughn and Paul Rudd before anybody knew who they were, Ashley Judd.....good times. But about a month into the shoot, we started shooting at nights, working in 12-hour shifts. So the work hours were basically 7 p.m. to 7 a.m. Not too bad by itself, there was always plenty of coffee around (I usually brought most of it to people), but the drive home in the morning was absolute hell.

I had to drive 75 miles one-way to the location, and no matter what I would be half-way asleep the whole ride home. Scared the hell out of me. About 5 a.m. I would start chugging coffee and mountian dew - anything I could think of to get myself wired for the trip home. It never worked. I finallly figured out that the only I could keep myself awake long enough for the ride home was to get an ice-cold can of sode and stick it in my crotch for the ride home. Absolutely the only way I could keep myself awake.

Anyway, that's my nightshift story.

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Well, I'm glad it's over with, that's for sure. I rolled out of bed at 10:30 and now I'm taking calls and planning afternoon meetings. Blagerfadhul!

I always figured the whole sleeping during the day thing would be the biggest pain in the ass. All that vicious light, stabbing your eyes. All that joy seething over your eyelids, keeping you awake. The horrors. The horrors.

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Put my time in as a janitor, then unloading trucks at a big box store. Always took myself for a night owl, but I really didn't enjoy working overnight. Put in a few nights on a forest fire fireline. Quite the surreal experience with the flames dancing around, and all the crackling and popping, occasional tree crashing. Sleeping outdoors on a hot sunny day sucks though. Tent=Tasty bake oven.

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<--- 7 years on mids, probably more if you include the OT shifts and the rotating schedule I worked when I was young.

The last time I got promoted, I went back to mids for two years, and at 39 years old mids damn near killed me.

Now I only work the occaisonal mid shift on overtime. The workload is great on mids, but the hours blow chunks.

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Everyone in the military should joins hands with me and laugh at only a night shift. How about morning, evening, night and morning again in a row shifts?

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I was lucky enough to be on the 6pm to 6am shift during the gulf war. Those poor dayshift bastards walked around like zombies, complete with peeling headskin.
Between the heat of the day and air raid sirens only going off at night, I didn't envy them.

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Dr_Awkward wrote:
I was lucky enough to be on the 6pm to 6am shift during the gulf war. Those poor dayshift bastards walked around like zombies, complete with peeling headskin.
Between the heat of the day and air raid sirens only going off at night, I didn't envy them.

I'm gonna assume you had a place to sleep during the day that was dark, and not 110 degrees?

I've gone stints here and there of working nights, but its the actual staying up for 24 hours in a row part that messes me up bad. Here's a fun one -- the SleepDep EEG. Here was the protocol from my last one.

1: Stop eating at 8PM
2: Stay up all night.
3: At 8AM, head to the sleep clinic.
4: From 8-10, have your head sandpapered in 50 places and electrodes glued to your scalp.
5: Lie down on a bed and fall asleep.
6: Be woken every time you ACTUALLY get to sleep
7: Be woken up and told to stare at a strobe light for 20 minutes
8: Hyperventilate until you pass out.

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I worked at night and lived in an apartment complex that was constantly under construction with a couple on the floor above me that loved to fight LOUDLY in the middle of the day. So sleeping SUCKED.

Being at work when all your friends are off work sucks too. Having your 'lunch break' after decent food places have closed means you get the dregs of the food for the day if you're not making your own.

I didnt like it and hope to not do it again

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Everyone in the military should joins hands with me and laugh at only a night shift. How about morning, evening, night and morning again in a row shifts?

My record was like 56 hours with like four 1hr naps. I was damn near psychotic by the end. And like real psychotic, not fake internet funnies psychotic.

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Everyone in the military should joins hands with me and laugh at only a night shift. How about morning, evening, night and morning again in a row shifts?

My record was like 56 hours with like four 1hr naps. I was damn near psychotic by the end. And like real psychotic, not fake internet funnies psychotic.

Yeah. I really enjoyed bivouac because of all the sleep deprivation. Friggin' sweet.

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I like working nights because I tend to stay up all night on my days off work anyway.

I'm off Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. I always end up staying awake mon, tues, and wednesday nights until 5 or 6am the next day.

Then Thursday night rolls around and I can't sleep and I hate myself when I clock in at work at 4:15 in the morning.

On nights.. it just didn't matter. Thursday night I could stay up till 5am, sleep till noon, and then be ready for work at 2:30. When I got home at at about 1:30am I'd still have a few hours to enjoy a movie or a game or whatever else until I needed to go to sleep.

If I was rich and didn't work I would probably never be awake while the sun was out.

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Thin_J wrote:
If I was rich and didn't work I would probably never be awake while the sun was out.

Same here, but I also want a cave.

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Reaper81 wrote:
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Everyone in the military should joins hands with me and laugh at only a night shift. How about morning, evening, night and morning again in a row shifts?

My record was like 56 hours with like four 1hr naps. I was damn near psychotic by the end. And like real psychotic, not fake internet funnies psychotic.

I dunno, that's pretty goddamn psychotic. I don't even want to know what you were thinking about boning.

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Reaper81 wrote:
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Everyone in the military should joins hands with me and laugh at only a night shift. How about morning, evening, night and morning again in a row shifts?

My record was like 56 hours with like four 1hr naps. I was damn near psychotic by the end. And like real psychotic, not fake internet funnies psychotic.

That's impressive. I was at work 28 hours straight once, and close to that a few times. You get to the point where you really can't talk or think, and you are trying to finish up the last of the reports and if something insignificant happens like a pencil tip snapping or a stapler being empty you either cry or go animal. It's funny when you've recovered and your buddy's are telling you what you did and you can't remember all too clearly, but it takes me days to recover from stuff like that now.

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Yes, Having worked the 7pm-7am shift as a Critical Care Nurse for the past 18 years has been interesting. I really have a great appreciation for the "Jerks" that forget there are those of us in this world that don't work the same hours as them. I feel the same way for the "Night-Shifters" who have no respect for the day folks either.

I kinda like running my life opposite to everyone else. Like someone said above, I'm annoyed when I have to go out and deal with the masses, the lack of adequate soundproofing, the brightness etc.

I too am one of those people who can live life in constant change. With a family (youngest are 11) I find myself switching back and forth from days to nights all the time.
Would I trade working the night shift "HELL NO!!" Lot less "buttheads" to deal with