Funny Things Heard/Said While Gaming

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Location: Oregon

You know it's happened. Either it was you or someone you know, but someone around you has said something stupid or memorable or freaking high-larious while gaming.

One that pops in my mind most of the time (other than one that I said last night) is a friend of mine. I can't remember the game he was playing (possibly Katamari Damacy), but the controller was screwing up and he popped out with, "It doesn't go up enough!"

The reason this topics comes out now is that yesterday, I was hanging out with Mr. It-doesn't-go-up-enough (as well as another mutual friend), and he couldn't find his GC memory card. He was looking all over the place, so I asked him (complete oblivious at the time of the ensuing double entendre), "Is it stuck in your Wii?"

5 minutes later, we've all stopped laughing and I can finally breathe again.

Any goodies anyone else can share?

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Spidey wouldn't sneak. Spidey just goes!

I'm pretty sure that one belongs to Elysium during a game of CS: Source.

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Location: Hitting. It.

Weiner Bomb. Enough said.

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"That's not Styx, that's Journey, dumbass!"
"That's what I meant!"

Fedaykin98 wrote:

Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!

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One time during a Zombie Skate match I yelled out, "Eat dicks, motherf*ckers!"

Ouch, I have lost myself again
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lunabean wrote:
One time during a Zombie Skate match I yelled out, "Eat dicks, motherf*ckers!"

It's even funnier when I picture the bunny in your avatar yelling that and then absconding with the cookie. "Cheese it!"

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Several years ago I had traveled to a buddy of mine's place -who reviews games and used to get a lot of free junk- for a face-to-face High Heat Baseball (PC) playoff. After both making it to the Word Series I ended up beating him in about six tightly contested games. When he finally lost, he said not a word. He got up and grabbed a model General Lee that one game company had sent him to promote their Dukes of Hazzard game, walked to his back porch (dead of winter) and hurled into a snowbank in his backyard. You kind of had to be there (we'd been playing the game for hours over a couple of days), but it was one of the funniest things I've seen. I say the General got what it deserved.
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"holy sh*t, now I know what it's like to be f*cked in the ass with a lawnmower and raped by a rabid sh*t eater freak, you scumbag son of a bitch."

.. or something like that.

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lunabean wrote:
One time during a Zombie Skate match I yelled out, "Eat dicks, motherf*ckers!"

That was a highlight of my gaming career. I'm still not clear on what was happening on the other side of Containment that elicited such a genuinely inspiring battlecry.

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When we ran into a guy on Xbox live named D Cack.

Sanjuro: D Cack?
D Cack: In your mouth b*tch


Is the one that comes to mind.

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Location: [Start of line][dramatic pause][puts on sunglasses][end line] YEAHHHH!

"2Ninja4U?"
"Yeah, he's too Ninja for us."
"Just us or anyone?"
"I dunno, let's ask."

LobsterMobster wrote:
2Ninja, are you 2Ninja for anyone in particular or just us?

Then I rememeber us TKing him relentlessly.

Oh, and....

"WHIIIIITTTTEEE DRAAAAAAGGGGOOOOOOOONNNN!"
"What, is he gay or a Klansman? Is he a gay Klansman?"

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Location: Singapore

This always happens whenever my group of guys sit down for a round of the aptly named card game "Bang!"

Said after putting down a Dodge/Missed card when another player tries to shoot at him by throwing down a card with the word "Bang!" written on it:

"I dodge your attempt to bang me!"

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This is an amusing thread, as my gf and I were just talking about this kind of thing this evening. Generally I'm a pretty laid-back guy, with only rare outbursts of mild profanity; when gaming, however, all bets are off.

Tonight, trying to down the Wild Malboro in Final Fantasy XII:

You cat-humping, c*ck-sucking son of a b*tch! My Mist chain hit before your Soul Extrude, and you KNOW it hit before your soul extrude, you cheating pile of steaming sh*t, and yet, there you sit with your full g*d-damn HP bar!

I also unleashed a fair number of generic curses at some beasties from the Orc Chasm tonight during a 60-adventure attempt to get a 30669 scroll during a hardcore run. (Kingdom of Loathing)

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I played this game of texas hold'em once and there was this girl who was obsessed with this guy with the gamertag Jerrypoppindaddy or something like that. She had been trash talking all of us till he joined. She was teasing him cause he said he had never heard of the Cherry Poppin' Daddies. He kept saying his name had nothing to do with the band. In the middle of the game she yells out "Oh let me guess you're the Jerry popping daddy cause you are busting all the bitches hymens?" I wish I had recorded it cause this just doesn't do it justice. It goes without saying you had to be there. Anyway instead of just going "Yeah thats right!" He left the table.

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D CACK IN YOUR MOUTH, BITCH!

[edit] - Damn it. Beat to the punch.

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Location: On a picnic, going "Ho ho ho!"

Prederick wrote:
"2Ninja4U?"
"Yeah, he's too Ninja for us."
"Just us or anyone?"
"I dunno, let's ask."

LobsterMobster wrote:
2Ninja, are you 2Ninja for anyone in particular or just us?

Then I rememeber us TKing him relentlessly.

Oh, and....

"WHIIIIITTTTEEE DRAAAAAAGGGGOOOOOOOONNNN!"
"What, is he gay or a Klansman? Is he a gay Klansman?"

I remember 2Ninja4U! We were too ninja... for him.

NOTE: This is not a doodle bug.

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Puce Moose wrote:
This is an amusing thread, as my gf and I were just talking about this kind of thing this evening. Generally I'm a pretty laid-back guy, with only rare outbursts of mild profanity; when gaming, however, all bets are off.

Tonight, trying to down the Wild Malboro in Final Fantasy XII:

You cat-humping, c*ck-sucking son of a b*tch! My Mist chain hit before your Soul Extrude, and you KNOW it hit before your soul extrude, you cheating pile of steaming sh*t, and yet, there you sit with your full g*d-damn HP bar!

I also unleashed a fair number of generic curses at some beasties from the Orc Chasm tonight during a 60-adventure attempt to get a 30669 scroll during a hardcore run. (Kingdom of Loathing)

Quote:
I f*ckING DARE YOU TO WIN AGAIN, YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF sh*t! In fact, I DOUBLE DARE YOU TO WIN!

Picture me at 8 years old getting all up in my TV's face, flicking it off, jumping up and down, saliva dripping out of my twisted and angry mouth. All the while I'm playing Blackjack in some NES Casino game. After the dealer drew a couple more blackjacks in a row, I put the controller down and went to do something else.

Who needs video game violence when you've got house odds to get all worked up about?

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Location: Tennessee

I remembered this from a thread last month and busted out laughing when I read it again.

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Our squad storms Silo 5 and overakes the point with a vengeance.

Squadleader Swampy- " Okay, ni- ni- nice ...nice boys guys!"

Me- " Huh? Nice boys guys?"

All -erupted in laughter

You got some nice boys there! LOL

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Man, he's so awesome. I still love Dick.

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Location: In the basement of the Alamo

During a game of Gears and Beers, I was on the ground bleeding out when three opponents stood over me all trying to curb-stomp my head at the same time. In the next round, I described the event to my team like "getting a boot bukkake". Luckily, my team clearly understood the analogy. Maybe they understood it too well.

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This one cracks me up every time:

During any online multiplayer FPS while the speaking person is offscreen wrote:
He's Over There!

I like to add this one from time to time during the same game:

Taking it seriously wrote:
Crap! He's got a gun!

Politely rude. Briskly vague. Firmly uninformative.

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[OOC]D3athD3al3r: after that I start puking my guts out...and the donkey falls over dead with a huge smile on its face!
[OOC]D3athD3al3r: MT

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I said to my guild once, "So I was walking through WPL and this skeleton came up to me and tapped me on the shoulder and said, "I believe this is yours" and handed me my a**." I was level 24 at the time.

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Location: I turn once more to those who/ sneer at this my city, and I give them back the sneer...

StupidHaiku always makes for a good conversation, whether it's "Good job, Stupid!" or "Hurry up, Stupid!"

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Not a game, but something similar that happened at work.

We were recording a virtual class so folks could take it self-paced, using a voice chat tool. Colleagues were roleplaying the instructors and participants as they covered some slides and for some simulated Q&A. Anyways the two 'instructors' exchanged a scripted joke and the female one goes to laugh, but instead of laughing, she snorted like a pig.

I was dying it was so funny, especially cause it was all being recorded for posterity. It was classic.

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Location: Why Johnny Ringo, u look like someone walked over ur grave

For those who partake on the BF2142 nights, it is endless:

SwampYankee: " Okay, okay....ni- ni- nice BOYS guys...
Me: " huh? NICE BOYS GUYS?"
(everryone laughs outrageously)

The entire Styx/Journey incident and singing EVERY song we could think of!

That damn parrot, " Rawwwwwwk"

CannonFodder gurgling to the teabagging

FunkenPants verbal jousting with RichieRambo

WHITE DRAGON!

Richy Rambo : It's a Journey song, you idiot!
Swampy: F*** You Richy Rambo.

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Location: Cary, NC

Dragonfly and I were playing WoW over the weekend. I'm escorting her through several of the lower end instances and quests, helping advance her character.

I'm busy gathering up and destroying huge groups of humanoid mobs, when suddenly, out of the blue, she deadpans "No, I don't want your cheese."

I nearly died.

...

Maybe you had to be there.

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Location: Distracting the life guard...

"Hey son, we may even be related; It's not my fault your mother is a cum dumpster"

*said to every 12 year old on XBL with a smart mouth...

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