Eminem's got a tiny twizzler

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Muaaaaahahahaha!!!!!

I literally laughed out loud when I heard about this on VH1.

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Oh. That's why he's so angry.

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Will the li'l Slim Shady please stand up.... please?!?!

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That link's not working for me. Anybody else?

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Worked fine for me... Guess it is a good thing he has a large checkbook eh?

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Hopefully not everybody believes everything an ex says about someone?

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But what would you expect a pissed-off ex-wife to say?

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Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!

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Location: Oregon

karmajay wrote:
Hopefully not everybody believes everything an ex says about someone?
Quintin_Stone wrote:
But what would you expect a pissed-off ex-wife to say?

Regardless, it's frickin' high-larious.

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*Legion* wrote:
Will the li'l Slim Shady please stand up.... please?!?!

LOL! You win, sir, you win!

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I first read this thread title as "Elysium's got a tiny twizzler". That would have been even funnier

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I think when part of the reason for your fame involves writing songs about cutting your ex-wife into pieces, it's kind of fair game to have her talk about your penis like that.

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kuddles wrote:
I think when part of the reason for your fame involves writing songs about cutting your ex-wife into pieces, it's kind of fair game to have her talk about your penis like that.

Bobbit?

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Is...is this really a thread about Eminem's penis?

Lo, how the mighty have fallen, indeed.

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There are few things that brighten my day than seeing a pompous, talentless hack like Eminem get deservedly slammed ina public venue.

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Parallax Abstraction wrote:
There are few things that brighten my day than seeing a pompous, talentless hack like Eminem get deservedly slammed ina public venue.

Sounds like it's even harder to see him get slammed in a private venue.

Ouch!

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Jolly Bill wrote:
Sounds like it's even harder to see him get slammed in a private venue.

Heyyyyyyyooooooooo!

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sounds like she needed some fame for her next dime bag...

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The reason he couldn't get it up for her is that she's such a scary hag.

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