Eminem's got a tiny twizzler
Sunday, February 25th, 2007 - 2:18pm
Muaaaaahahahaha!!!!!
I literally laughed out loud when I heard about this on VH1.
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Oh. That's why he's so angry.
I don't have that problem
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred
Will the li'l Slim Shady please stand up.... please?!?!
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That link's not working for me. Anybody else?
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Worked fine for me... Guess it is a good thing he has a large checkbook eh?
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But what would you expect a pissed-off ex-wife to say?
Fedaykin98 wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:
Regardless, it's frickin' high-larious.
"I'm absolutely retarded. Not 100% sure why." - atom
"Dhelor + intarwebs = Great ideas." - wordsmythe
"Do I what I do: hate everyone." - Quintin_Stone
LOL! You win, sir, you win!
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I first read this thread title as "Elysium's got a tiny twizzler". That would have been even funnier
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I think when part of the reason for your fame involves writing songs about cutting your ex-wife into pieces, it's kind of fair game to have her talk about your penis like that.
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Bobbit?
Elysium: The democratization of the web ... has installed an illusion of a digital first amendment that protects speech no matter how poorly spelled or stupid.
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Is...is this really a thread about Eminem's penis?
Lo, how the mighty have fallen, indeed.
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There are few things that brighten my day than seeing a pompous, talentless hack like Eminem get deservedly slammed ina public venue.
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Sounds like it's even harder to see him get slammed in a private venue.
Ouch!
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Heyyyyyyyooooooooo!
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sounds like she needed some fame for her next dime bag...
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The reason he couldn't get it up for her is that she's such a scary hag.
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