Toddler Fight Club.
Thursday, February 15th, 2007 - 2:01pm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/6366255.stm
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/6366255.stm
I hope the video appears on YouTube.
Dude, speaking as the parent of at toddler, that's pretty f'ed up. Scratch that. That's really f'ed up.
We are half-hearted creatures, fooling about with drink and sex and ambition when infinite joy is offered us, like an ignorant child who wants to go on making mud pies in a slum because he cannot imagine what is meant by the offer of a holiday at the sea.
So they had the older girl beating up on the two-year old boy. In twenty years, the boy's mom is going to be saying, "I dunno why my Gerald got sent down for beating up 'is wife. She musta been askin' for it, cause I raised 'im right."
Truth really is stranger than fiction.
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Reading it on from the BBC, I still expected to hear the story originated from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania; Newark or Camden, New Jersey; New York City; or some place in the southern states of the U.S.
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That's great, just lump the entire south in with Camden, NJ.
whats a nappy?
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Man, my faith in humanity just hit new lows.
Edit:
A nappy is a diaper.
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The first rule of Toddler Fight Club is:
Don't Speak & Spell about Toddler Fight Club.
Man, what a messed up story.
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I hope they had this music in the background:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XyhhFzE5O5U
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Jesus.
That's messed up.
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I work in the UK criminal justice system, and so am hardened to a lot of what goes on, but this is one of the sickest things I have ever heard of. The case is now adjourned for pre-sentence reports to assess the cause of the offending; I wonder what sentence probation will recommend for being a twisted f**k.
Flog'em, that's what I say. Or the stocks.
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Pfft. I wouldn't mind giving those mothers a punch in the face or ten. I don't believe they could enjoy watching their own children injure each other. That's is so f'ed up.
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I've met a few people who were raised that way. Oddly, their stories all reached the same point - "...and then I realized how much I'd grown and beat the sh*t out of my Dad. Then I left home."
Maybe I only meet the smart ones.
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This reminds me of a conversation that we had at work a while back. The question posed was...
How many toddlers would it take to kill you?
Rules: No weapons, confined to a room (so no running away), and presume that they are trying.
I think we ended up settling at around 40. We also decided that diapers posed the most dangerous threat.
Sadly we are but geeks, if it was one of these hooligans, one might do me in.
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Duoae wrote:
Well I'll be the first to say I want tickets. This happened in my elementary school all the time in Navesink, NJ. You didn't use the bathroom unless you wanted to fight someone.
You walk in, the door closes big guy stands in front of it. You do your thing get to go leave and then the guy in front of the door says, "You want to leave? Fight him. If you don't I beat you." At that point I started throwing punches, kicking in the balls first thing out usually helped too.
Good times.
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Actually, no. I'm pretty sure I heard a sketch like this in Chris Morris' Blue Jam, only with babies instead of toddlers and various blades and hooks involved.
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So what are the odds that the women are on public assistance. I'm thinking somewhere in the 89% area.
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100%, without a doubt. Having a child is an easy route to a life of benefits and a council house over here.
You need a licence to drive, get married, run a business...not to raise a human being.
If someone did with this dogs, there is no shadow of a doubt that the animals would be taken away, and the owners banned from owning another dog. The kids will be back with the "mothers" within 12 months, if they have even been taken into care at all.
By the way, I'm not some right wing maniac; I'm generally fairly liberal in my views, but this story really has affected me.
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That is just messed up. I'm at a loss for thoughts on what to do with/to the women.
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