RIP Anna Nicole Smith

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Wonder what that lawyer fellow will do now.

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I feel sorry for the kid.

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Holy crap. Talk about a life that just got weirder and weirder. Trimspa is probably hoping this was a drug overdose.

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Hemidal wrote:
I feel sorry for the kid.

Yeah.

Is it to soon to make inappropriate jokes?

If not, then I guess she finally found a diet that she can stick too.

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Hers was a sad biography. I hope she found peace.

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Wonder what that lawyer fellow will do now.

Live comfortably after he collects the money Anna gave him in her will (which he also wrote up).

It's sad to see it end like this for her. My wife used to watch her reality show and it seemed like she could never find personal happiness.

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I'm sure the baby will be well taken care of. Truth be told, she's better off with her father (who ever that is) than with Anna Nicole.

So, now for the wild speculation. We all known it wasn't the trim spa that did this to her, so what was it?

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I'm not sure they can tell who the father is... does the kid then become a ward of the state?

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CEJ wrote:

So, now for the wild speculation. We all known it wasn't the trim spa that did this to her, so what was it?

I swear I saw someone on the grassy knoll.

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Funkenpants wrote:
Trimspa is probably hoping this was a drug overdose.

It was. At least according to Perez Hilton.

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wordsmythe wrote:
Hers was a sad biography. I hope she found peace.

Well put, Smythe. And seconded.

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Oops!!! I didn't see this thread and started one of my own with this topic, my bad...

Gee nobody saw this coming; I for one am shocked...

One has to wonder about those fake boobies and decomposition; I bet you could dig her body up in 100 years and there will be a skeleton with perfect tits...

Rest in peace Anna, I'm sure they're blowin' plenty of Peruvian rails in heaven now that you've arrived"…

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All jokes aside, I do feel bad for her new baby....Hopefully she doesn't fall into the same traps her mother and brother did; maybe the lawyer fella will raise her to have a better head on her shoulders"…

...If dat b*tch can't swim, she's bound to drizzown!

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Is anyone even sure that the lawyer guy's the father?

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She did want to be like Marilyn Monroe, I guess it's only ironic Greek tragic justice that this happened.

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Interesting, so she was in a long legal battle with the rich old dude's family, and now her son and herself are dead?

I'd watch my back if I was the baby...

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MaxShrek wrote:
She did want to be like Marilyn Monroe, I guess it's only ironic Greek tragic justice that this happened.

And there'll probably be the same air of mystery and conspiracy surrounding Anna Nicole's death as Marilyn's. Anyone find it odd that she died in almost the same circumstance as her son months earlier?

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I like this story better.

EDIT: It might have been suicide, considering some other recent developments.

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I'm not a fan of hers. I wouldn't have had anything particularly nice to say about her yesterday, and her death doesn't change that to me.

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LobsterMobster wrote:
I'm not a fan of hers. I wouldn't have had anything particularly nice to say about her yesterday, and her death doesn't change that to me.

I am sad to admit that I agree with Lobster. I never liked her, and feel no despair that she's gone.

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I felt sorry for the kid before she died today.

As for her death, I think it's telling that CNN had it on all afternoon, especially in Wolf Blitzer's Situation Room, and still had it on hours later when I was flipping around the TV. Call me callous but WHO CARES?! I'm almost craving coverage of that psycho-astronaut lady. Jeebus.

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scrub wrote:
As for her death, I think it's telling that CNN had it on all afternoon, especially in Wolf Blitzer's Situation Room, and still had it on hours later when I was flipping around the TV.

Yes, it's telling you that CNN sucks and shouldn't be watched by sane people.

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LobsterMobster wrote:
I'm not a fan of hers. I wouldn't have had anything particularly nice to say about her yesterday, and her death doesn't change that to me.

Yes. Death shouldn't make people untouchable.

Still, as annoying as she was, she didn't strike me as a mean-spirited person, just an emotionally f'ed person who happened to fall into a body that gave her money and fame. I think she would have gone much the same way, if she'd been a cashier at Mooby's. Some people just can't enjoy life, no matter the circumstances.

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Vrikk wrote:
LobsterMobster wrote:
I'm not a fan of hers. I wouldn't have had anything particularly nice to say about her yesterday, and her death doesn't change that to me.

I am sad to admit that I agree with Lobster. I never liked her, and feel no despair that she's gone.

This makes three of us. I don't wish anyone to die, but I can't say I'm sad when people go.

I heard a little more on the story this morning, and from an unconfirmed source, they say that she probably died from aspiration (breathing in vomit). She was ill a few days previous to her death, had run a 105F temperature, had passed out on multiple occasions (most likely from the narcotics said to be in her room), and was allowed to rest while laying on her back. Sad way to go, especially when it's common sense that if someone's sick, and has passed out recently, you don't ever allow them to lie on their back. You position them on their side so when they vomit, it doesn't go right back down their windpipe.

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Having had fevers of 104 before, I'm not so sure it's fair to say that her passing out can be blamed on narcotics. I passed out and had hallucinations and I was on nothing stronger than NyQuil.

That isn't to say she DIDN'T OD.

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I'm sure thousands of better people died yesterday and Wolf Blitzer didn't have an on-air orgasm about them. The whole thing got media overkill. Really, a nut died, likely from years of self abuse. Hardly news.

Wolf Blitzer went from being a decent journalist to a complete shmuck and a total caricature of the self important reporter that think his analysis is more important than the news.

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She was hot back in the day.

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PurEvil wrote:
Sad way to go, especially when it's common sense that if someone's sick, and has passed out recently, you don't ever allow them to lie on their back.

Or perhaps you call a doctor do give medical advice rather than ask your attorney, Howard K. Stern.

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LobsterMobster wrote:
Having had fevers of 104 before, I'm not so sure it's fair to say that her passing out can be blamed on narcotics. I passed out and had hallucinations and I was on nothing stronger than NyQuil.

That isn't to say she DIDN'T OD.

They didn't mention that she was passing out until after they got her down to 100-101F. Sorry, I forgot to mention they threw cold packs on her with some success.

I know what you mean though... I've spiked 103F with strep and couldn't tell you what happened for hours after that. My memory is so mangled I have no clue what was going on.

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