The Single Greatest Song of All Time, Period, End of Story

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I'm sick of lists. "Here's my top 5, with three extras for posterity." That's something my grandma would do. Have some backbone, I say! Tie your choice to a pole, and stick that pole in the ground. Let it fly free, and proud!

The greatest song of all time is: Metallica - Call of the Ktulu.

Now you go. But remember: This is a no-waffling zone! There are no opinions, here. Only facts. Anybody who doesn't put the song you did is simply WRONG. There is only ONE, and yours is it.

[edit] - New Rule: If available, it is preferred to provide a link to some version of the song.

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Metallica - Orion, from the Masters of Puppets album.

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I'm going with Social D's Story of my Life.

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Ouch, I have lost myself again
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This is not the greatest song in the world. We actually forgot it.

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Paint It Black - Rolling Stones

I don't have to post a link since you should all have it memorized by now...f**ckers.

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I don't care how hot he is, luna, you can't have a crush on a guy named Rufus.

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Vector wrote:
Paint It Black - Rolling Stones

I don't have to post a link since you should all have it memorized by now...f**ckers.

I never heard this song before I looked for the video.

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Edwin wrote:
Vector wrote:
Paint It Black - Rolling Stones

I don't have to post a link since you should all have it memorized by now...f**ckers.

I never heard this song before I looked for the video.

Seriously? Wow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDrtNeZD7mo

Wait...Ed don't you have Twisted Metal Black?

For those that haven't heard.

End credits of TWM with Paint It Black.

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Yea I must've thought it was another song. I remember it from TWM: B.

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Edwin wrote:
Yea I must've thought it was another song. I remember it from TWM: B.

That's actually where I first heard it. He mentioned that it was also the main song from Platoon.

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rabbit wrote:
Spaz wrote:
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Five Stop Mother Superior Rain - The Flaming Lips / In a Priest Driven Ambulance

Well, even if it's not the greatest song ever, I sure as hell played the hell out of it. I also played it on my last night on air at KJHK-FM, the college station for Kansas. Basically, this song kind of summed up the position Generation Xers found themselves in. A nice world, with lots of cool toys. But also an assload of debt, both financially and enviromentally. So while we get to play with all of our cool toys, the boomers get pissed because we don't seem all that concerned with cleaning up their mess. At least that's what I said on the air that night. Maybe it's something completely different now. I still play it often.

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System of a down - Chop Suey
I think this is a good link, but can't check the sound at work.

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Hotel California - The Eagles

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Yellow Ledbetter by Pearl Jam

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Teen Age Riot by Sonic Youth

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Christmas in Hollis by Run DMC

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The Beatles - While My Guitar Gently Weeps

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Morrolan wrote:

The greatest song of all time is: Metallica - Call of the Ktulu.

Nice pick, but I'm gonna have to go with Metallica - To live is to die.

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1979 - Smashing Pumpkins

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Iron Mike's Main Man's Last Request - Todd Snider

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Dreamline - Rush. Yeah, that's right. Rush. So there.

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Oh, here's the video for Story of My Life.

There's some good stuff here (though all clearly inferior to Social D). Those of you that aren't following directions, however (i.e., those of you who have hedged your assertions): I'm sorry, but you lose.

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Edwin wrote:
This is not the greatest song in the world. We actually forgot it.

You beat me to it, Edwin. I mean, sh*t, I can't believe we're even having this debate.

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I don't care how hot he is, luna, you can't have a crush on a guy named Rufus.

Plus, girls aren't exactly Rufus Wainwright's thing.

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Aint nothing new about the world order..it's been playing since the day they put George Washington on a quarter

85's face the truth you're too dumb.

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KaterinLHC wrote:
Dreamline - Rush. Yeah, that's right. Rush. So there.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Dr7qZziS-QE

I had to look it up, because I had no idea what song it was. It's okay. It has no ill reindeer, and it was not in Die Hard so it's not the best song ever, but you're entitled to your (wrong) opinion.

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Huey Lewis & The News - Hip To Be Square

...not really. But it sure is a guilty pleasure of mine.

Nine Inch Nails - Piggy

Hmm.. God, this is too hard. I could go with some classic rock song like Stairway to Heaven, but you can't help but be too biased towards the song that you're currently hooked on. I'm sure I'm souring this thread with my indecision.

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Folklore wrote:
KaterinLHC wrote:
Dreamline - Rush. Yeah, that's right. Rush. So there.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Dr7qZziS-QE

I had to look it up, because I had no idea what song it was. It's okay. It has no ill reindeer, and it was not in Die Hard so it's not the best song ever, but you're entitled to your (wrong) opinion.

Christmas in Hollis is ill, but King of Rock is better.

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White Trash Heroes by Archers of Loaf.

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