Professional Pillow Fighting

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An ABC story on a Canadian pillow-fighting league, with nary a wink or nudge.

http://abcnews.go.com/WNT/story?id=2805250&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

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Sporting names like Betty Clock-er, Digit Jones and Persian Princess, and tipping the scales at approximately 120 pounds and 5 feet 5 inches, the female fighters of the Toronto-based Pillow Fight League aren't particularly intimidating upon first glance.

But, clad in short skirts, clingy leggings, midriff-bearing tank tops, and armed solely with a pillow, though, these fighters are a mystifying melange of sex appeal and strength.

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Now here's a sport I can get behind!

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I have no doubt that this will be the pinnacle of sportsmanship conduct and will be highly regarded and respected by the public.

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Stylez wrote:
Now here's a sport I can get behind!

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Oh my, yes.

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Are there rules determining pillow size, weight and content. Like say if I sleep with a pillow stuffed with buck shot, can I use said pillow?
Also, shouldn't they be required to wear pajamas? Or at least be nekkid?

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Well, in the story and accompanying video, they use standard queen-size from the stores of that furniture-king dude in TO, and "loading" your pillow is against the rules.

And as a bizarre postscript, the pillow-fighting meme jumps across the Pacific Rim to serve as the ice-breaker in a mass-dating event in Shanghai.

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This...is...awesome...

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It's too bad Toronto smells so damn bad, or I might be inclined to check it out!

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Dr._J wrote:
Oogaba.

Obviously you haven't looked at the photos yet.

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Podunk wrote:
Dr._J wrote:
Oogaba.

Obviously you haven't looked at the photos yet.

The red head in the video is hot in my opinion.

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Podunk wrote:
Obviously you haven't looked at the photos yet.

Yeah, this sport does not seem targeted at a heterosexual male audience. Much more a Rosie O'Donnel demographic. Unless the promoters are seeking into my natural heterosexual male curiosity about lesbians (who I deeply respect for all the right reasons), and some innate desire to see them fight each other with pillows (which, strangely, I am not that interested in).

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A couple of them were pretty attractive.

But yeah, it seems pretty iffy in the oogaba department.

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Can't wait till Spike TV airs a version of the sport with attractive women thats designed for heterosexual males ....

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Way too dorky. They ought to be wearing Anime T-shirts and slug it out with Kazumi hug pillows when they're doing that.

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bennard wrote:
Fighter profiles

It's like they're extras from the set of The L Word.

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Rat Boy wrote:
It's like they're extras from the set of The L Word.

Going off on a tangent here, but I was thinking about netflixing the DVDs for this show. I figured, if I'm going to watch a show about relationships in the modern world, why bother watching one with dudes in it when you've got an all female alternative?

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Rat Boy wrote:
bennard wrote:
Fighter profiles

It's like they're extras from the set of The L Word.

In my mind, they're hot and toned, between the ages of 21 and 24, and happy to dress up. Also, they look really hot beating the hell out of each other.

I like to think that my mind is a better place.

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Chumpy_McChump wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:
bennard wrote:
Fighter profiles

It's like they're extras from the set of The L Word.

In my mind, they're hot and toned, between the ages of 21 and 24, and happy to dress up.

I'd be happy to "dress them up," specifically these two. Rarr!

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Funkenpants wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:
It's like they're extras from the set of The L Word.

Going off on a tangent here, but I was thinking about netflixing the DVDs for this show. I figured, if I'm going to watch a show about relationships in the modern world, why bother watching one with dudes in it when you've got an all female alternative?

Because the one with dudes is better written and has more compelling characters. Seriously, Queer as Folk was an excellent show (although the last season felt a bit rushed). I would have never watched it if Luna hadn't decided we were going to, but I'm glad I did. She also decided to watch the L Word, but I just couldn't get interested (she says that the storytelling has improved since the first season, though). Strange as it may sound, pretty faces and hot bodies aren't enough to convince me to watch dozens of hours worth of TV. And at times when that is all I want to see, I'll watch porn, you know?

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zeroKFE wrote:
Strange as it may sound, pretty faces and hot bodies aren't enough to convince me to watch dozens of hours worth of TV. And at times when that is all I want to see, I'll watch porn, you know?

I was about to revoke your Man Card, until I read that last sentence. But for the time being, consider yourself on probation. One more violation and it's curtains and cosmetics for you, mister.

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