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Top 20 to be precise. My favorite: a falling cat will always land on its feet.

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I DISPISE the "humans only use 10% of our brains" myth. I cannot believe people still say this even today. Hearing it just activates the other 90% of my brain that crushes skulls with telekinesis.

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Mystic Violet wrote:
I DISPISE the "humans only use 10% of our brains" myth. I cannot believe people still say this even today. Hearing it just activates the other 90% of my brain that crushes skulls with telekinesis.

"...I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts."

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wordsmythe wrote:
Mystic Violet wrote:
I DISPISE the "humans only use 10% of our brains" myth. I cannot believe people still say this even today. Hearing it just activates the other 90% of my brain that crushes skulls with telekinesis.

"...I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts."

Personally, I only use 2% of my empathy. I'm a sick, sick, Schadenfreudening bastard.

I also only use 5% of my butt. Which, looking back (literally), is still quite an ample amount.

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Aw, the water draining one is the most disappointing for me. Damn you, The Simpsons, for lying to me all these years.

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dhelor wrote:
My favorite: a falling cat will always land on its feet.

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Damn, I love that picture. Gets me every time.

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Mystic Violet wrote:
I DISPISE the "humans only use 10% of our brains" myth. I cannot believe people still say this even today. Hearing it just activates the other 90% of my brain that crushes skulls with telekinesis.

Actually, this is the first time I've ever heard it refuted. Every other time I've heard this myth it's been stated as a proven fact. On science-y shows no less!

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Mystic Violet wrote:
I DISPISE the "humans only use 10% of our brains" myth. I cannot believe people still say this even today. Hearing it just activates the other 90% of my brain that crushes skulls with telekinesis.

Actually, this is the first time I've ever heard it refuted. Every other time I've heard this myth it's been stated as a proven fact. On science-y shows no less!

Well, what I've heard is that we only use 10% of our brain at any one time. All of it gets used, just not all at once.

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Neat little page, although some of the myths are more relevant then others. I'm not sure anyone really wants to scientifically defend the "five second rule".

www.snopes.com is a great place for more things like this, and is a great page all around.

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Well this isn't scientific or anything but my theory regarding the 5 second rule is that the germs have been hit on the head and stunned and thus you have 5 seconds before they recover and crawl onto your item of food.

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zeegirl wrote:
Well this isn't scientific or anything but my theory regarding the 5 second rule is that the germs have been hit on the head and stunned and thus you have 5 seconds before they recover and crawl onto your item of food.

You, m'lady, have blinded me with science.

I thought this thread might be about Popular Science myths, like the bizarro prognostications that come out of that magazine. My Dad had some from the '30s, and it was total Hugo Gernsback stuff.

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I'll never forget when a co-workder dropped their buttered bagle on the industrial strength rug at work. Now this office was in Philly which means at least half the folks were passing through the urine smelling subway/train terminals to get there each day. I'm no OCD Monk-alike, but the thought of what is in that rug is enough to make me cringe.

So anyways she dropped it, butter side down. Picked it up, one quick (fake) dusting and announced '10-second rule' as she popped it into her mouth. I think i gagged physically... I'm gagging just thinking about it.

Clearly she has survived but..... I dunno. I was never good about sharing food in the first place, so its like a total taboo. (I would probably turn the universe upside down and make an exception for a fallen turkey sub though, NOTHING will keep me from my turkey subs).

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So anyways she dropped it, butter side down. Picked it up, one quick (fake) dusting and announced '10-second rule' as she popped it into her mouth. I think i gagged physically... I'm gagging just thinking about it.

Guh - I'm gagging just hearing about it. Was the woman raised in a barn?

I couldn't get over what my niece and nephew were willing to ingest at Christmas. Apparently the 'extras' the fallen food picks up from the kitchen floor just make it tastier, though I'm not willing to test this theory out firsthand.

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Ooh, the cockroaches thread made me discover another 'science' myth. I was told by my mother ages ago to never squish cockroaches because it will break their internal egg-sack and spread little roach eggs all over.
Apparently some reputable sources on the Internet claim that this is NOT the case!

As for the 5 second rule, I apply texture logic: is the thing I dropped or the surface I dropped it on sticky? If true, discard. Is the thing I dropped easily brushable/wipable and or coated with a hard candy shell? Does it pass a cursory inspection for lint or hair? If true, eat quickly.

Politely rude. Briskly vague. Firmly uninformative.

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wordsmythe wrote:
"...I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts."

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Irongut wrote:
Clearly she has survived but..... I dunno.

Survived, maybe. But not without a few treatments for hepatitis.

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Rezzy wrote:
Ooh, the cockroaches thread made me discover another 'science' myth. I was told by my mother ages ago to never squish cockroaches because it will break their internal egg-sack and spread little roach eggs all over.
Apparently some reputable sources on the Internet claim that this is NOT the case!

That is terrifying. I would never have tested this for fear that it were true.

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dhelor wrote:
KillerTomato wrote:
Mystic Violet wrote:
I DISPISE the "humans only use 10% of our brains" myth. I cannot believe people still say this even today. Hearing it just activates the other 90% of my brain that crushes skulls with telekinesis.

Actually, this is the first time I've ever heard it refuted. Every other time I've heard this myth it's been stated as a proven fact. On science-y shows no less!

Well, what I've heard is that we only use 10% of our brain at any one time. All of it gets used, just not all at once.

A quick look at the brain's anatomy disproves anything regarding 10%. Every part has a specific function and is never "off."

People who continue to state "10%" can never ever say exactly where the 10% is. Is it concentrated in one location or spread throughout the brain? I've never heard a doctor say "Well, he was shot in the head but luckily the section that was damaged is part of the 90% that isn't used!"

I've seen a lot of these myths on the Mythbusters. It was very amusing to watch them consume poppy seed bagels, drop buttered toast and pennies... The "five second rule" episode was the most disgusting. And I yawned SO MANY TIMES during the "yawning is contagious" episode.

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Mystic Violet wrote:
I've seen a lot of these myths on the Mythbusters. It was very amusing to watch them consume poppy seed bagels, drop buttered toast and pennies... The "five second rule" episode was the most disgusting. And I yawned SO MANY TIMES during the "yawning is contagious" episode.

I remember that (those?) episode(s?).

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Mystic Violet wrote:

I've seen a lot of these myths on the Mythbusters. It was very amusing to watch them consume poppy seed bagels, drop buttered toast and pennies... The "five second rule" episode was the most disgusting. And I yawned SO MANY TIMES during the "yawning is contagious" episode.

This was my reaction to this article-- so what? I've seen these all on Mythbusters!

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Dave Kellet must have read our thread.

And the water down the drain thing is also the one I'm most upset about. Mostly because I repeated it religiously, and in the presence of Brazilians no less, for years. No one called me on it. That's the power of myth.

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A quick look at the brain's anatomy disproves anything regarding 10%. Every part has a specific function and is never "off."

The myth comes quite simply from the period when anatomists were only able to identify the purpose of a small portion of the brain. I know a number of groups used that as fodder for various crackpot theories - that the pineal gland was the site of the soul in the body, or an extra eye that could see spirit light. Spiritualists would cite the mysteries of the brain as hiding the ability to contact the dead, leave the body to jaunt around in the spirit and eyeball neighbors in the shower, and other such fantastical imagining designed to separate people from their money. After a while, it passed into the pop culture - I heard it as a kid, along with the old "women have one more rib than men do". (I had a Sunday school teacher who swore that was literally true. He started yelling when I pointed out that that would only apply to Eve, not every woman. Later, he was arrested for homosexual pederasty.)

So, ignorance of science leads to a short, ignoble life in prison. Quod erat demonstrandum.

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Irongut wrote:
I'll never forget when a co-workder dropped their buttered bagle on the industrial strength rug at work. Now this office was in Philly which means at least half the folks were passing through the urine smelling subway/train terminals to get there each day. I'm no OCD Monk-alike, but the thought of what is in that rug is enough to make me cringe.

So anyways she dropped it, butter side down. Picked it up, one quick (fake) dusting and announced '10-second rule' as she popped it into her mouth. I think i gagged physically... I'm gagging just thinking about it.

Clearly she has survived but..... I dunno. I was never good about sharing food in the first place, so its like a total taboo. (I would probably turn the universe upside down and make an exception for a fallen turkey sub though, NOTHING will keep me from my turkey subs).

After all the talk about cats, I read "bagle" as "beagle" and you can image the results...it was even grosser than the intended story, let's just say.

Was it here at GWJ that someone linked the study done by NYC vets, who'd correlated certain facts about cats falling from highrise apartments? Cats falling out of the *highest* apartments seemed to have a better survival rate. Why? Basically they figured out that cats have such a low terminal velocity, that so long as they have enough time to flip around and spread themselves out (feet first, plus apparently cats know how to catch the wind...) they had a higher rate of survival. In the end, cats falling more than seven floors did better.

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I still hear the myth about scientists "not knowing" was the pineal gland does.

It's true that we DIDN'T know what it did, at the time that Descartes first postulated that it was the physiological "seat of the soul," because it wasn't mirrored across hemispheres. But today we know that it's basically just another endocrine producer/regulator that has a lot to do with sleep patterns and the circadian rhythm.

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