The Greatest Food ever made.
Monday, January 8th, 2007 - 5:52pm
And why did I just now discover it when my advanced years prevent me from totally pigging out on them
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My first thought upon reading the first paragraph was "sounds like Whoppers". Do they taste differently?
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Ah but it says "In the 1930s, ads for Maltesers claimed that they're beneficial for weight loss."
I like whoppers alright, for true delight I love some Tiramisu! Have you heard of or tried that?
This thread is based on a lie. My mom's seafood chowder is the Greatest Food Ever Made. (Whoppers are pretty good, though.)
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I'm going by my old standby, Shwarma (your spelling may vary).
Oh god, now I need to go find some.
Hmmm. I'm not a big malt ball guy. I couldn't stand them as a kid, and now they're barely palatable to me. My dad always loved them though.
I'm gonna go with bacon as the greatest food ever made. It's crispy, yet chewy, salty, yet almost sweet. It is also highly portable, and makes one's house smell like heaven. In short: it's perfect!
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Actually, it's my wife's baklava.
There just... isn't any competition.
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No Wisconsin chili or Chicago pizza?
Mmm, Chicago style pizza.
Then again, there's also a great steak. Oh man. I love meat and cheese.
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I agree on the balls. Not a fan of the balls.
Bacon, though. That's at least in my top 5. Then maybe a fried catfish poboy.
Edit: And how could I forget 'taters? Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!
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Whoppers are a joke.. please.. chocolate tastes like wax.
no no.. Maltesers..ftw
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I'm hungry. Need food.
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Whoppers' got nothing on Maltesers. Thicker chocolate coating, meltier dough center...
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Jello cups. The ones with the tiny mandarin orange wedges suspended within that wonderful, gelatinous yum. Opinions to the contrary fall under the heading of crazy talk.
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I'll have to find some then.
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Nothin', and I mean nothing, scores like a double bacon, avocado cheese burger.
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Avocado, ugh.
Sorry CEJ, I can't let anything into my top 5 that hasn't bled or come out of something that bleeds (or is a potato, as it provides so many delicious excuses to add things that bled or came from bleeders). Avocado may be one of the best planty bits out there, but it's still just a garnish. Avocado's not even in the same weight class.
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While we're on the topic of greatest food ever made, may I confess my undying love for foie gras without being bothered by hidden PETA members?
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A gourmet "cased meat" place across the street from Midway Studios did fioe gras dogs just before the ban here. I had that, and a kangaroo sausage. Both were very tasty.
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Wisconsinians know what chili is? I was under the impression that everyone north of say, Kansas ate nothing more interesting than crackers and water.
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How quickly we've abandoned our devotion to Egg Nog (making me violently ill the week before Christmas is my excuse).
I had some ClodHoppers on a flight up to Toronto one time and damn, were they good.
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PS: Pixel, don't you folks in LA just eat tofu and leaves anyway?
Or do you also consume hype for sustinance?
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I eat polygons and shaders.
Im being held against my will in L.A. Being Texan I'd prefer a big slab of prime rib to any of the 10 sushi restaurants within walking distance here.
By the way that sour cream just ruined an otherwise tasty sounding chili
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Dude; brats come for the great white north of Wisconsin. Don't go messin' with my Wisconsinian peeps!
Oh snap. Tell me you've at least tried guacamole! Say it ain't so? I'm not talking about the God Damn Abomination you can buy at Von's that is essentially green paste that's been recycled from a diseased pre-school. I'm talking about a real avocado that's been diced up and mixed in with some angry form of salsa where you have to keep eating it or your freakin' lips and tongue burn off.
As far as bacon avocado burgers go; don't knock it until you take a real avocado. Slice it in half and pull the seed out. Slice that sucker length wise and scoop the slices out with a spoon. (Tick: Spooon!) Arrange said slices of heaven over the top of the crisp swine strips and chow down.
Damn .... now I'm hungry.
Oh, and try the new Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream with Oatmeal Cookie Dough and chunks of Fudge. It's good. A close second is the American Pie on with apple pie mixed in to the ice cream.
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Without a doubt, the Gyros in Paris.
Take:
Shwarma
Wrap in a warm pita
Add Lettuce, Tomato, some Hummus, and FRENCH FRIES
Hot Chili Paste
Roll it up, and go.
Good god! Noone makes them that way here in Boston.