My Awesome Hoochie [56k warning]
Wednesday, December 24th, 2003 - 3:16am
Christmas came a little early this year with hoochie's parents coming over this evening for supper and gift giving. Hoochie and I decided to give each other our gifts too since they were ready. You know what she did? She spent months scraping money together and bought me this:
There were only 5000 made world-wide and only one in this city and she got it for me. It comes with a certificate signed by John Howe, 24 karat gold plated fittings and the sword is just huge. I love it!
I hope everyone has a safe and happy holidays, I know I will!
Thanks baby 
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Now don''t go cutting yourself shaving...
-Griffon
Did Samurai Jack ever get back to the past?
Wow! Very cool. Try not to cuy your leg off swinging it around.
"Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin
That''s just awesome. Go Hoochie!
I don''t think my girlfriend went that out of her way for me, though. I wouldn''t ever expect that of her; her gifts are always so incredibly thoughtful, and that''s what''s important. That''s why Hoochie''s gift for you is so cool, it''s very much something she had to have put a lot of thought and planning into!
"We are at our best when we work together. We are at our worst when we expend valuable and finite energy and resources destroying one another." - Paleocon, regarding humanity.
I''m hoping to get that pair of slippers I''ve desired for so many years. As I gaze upon Christmases past, I think back to the disappointment each and every time the day comes and goes, only to have my feet as cold as the year before. But, this year will be different, it''s gotta be! I''ve been really good this year, what with marrying her and all, and I''d be so very happy to receive the slippers. My feet would thank her too. Oh, my stars! How lovely slippers would be...
I called it, just sayin'.
Dude. Seriously. What is it with you and swords?
"It's so much easier to suggest solutions when you don't know too much about the problem." - Malcolm Forbes
Wow...
Certis, now instead of watching Lord of the Rings, you can reenact it...
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I think she''s just hoping you cut yourself open so she can collect the insurance money.
"Anakin, as embodied by [Hayden] Christensen, is the kind of needlessly moody kid you might see getting punched out in a Dairy Queen parking lot."
"”Paul Tatara on SW:Episode II
I bet right now he''s posing in front of the mirror and going like ""Are you looking at me, punk?""
Plus then she will run GWJ with Elysium. It will become GWJFS (Gamers with Jobs Fashion Show) where Pyro and Sway will model various video game outfits for us.
In!
"If you're not a stinky-stink, you're not addicted to anything!" - Reaper
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You''ll poke your eye out.
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thinking back to previous posts: I recommend that you don''t try to sleep on it.
A note left at the scene simply read: "Pwn3d" - Hubbinsd
Why can I only picture a grown man running through his backyard yelling ""FOR FRODO!"" whilst holding the sword with two hands.
I''m waiting for the video of Certis waving it around like that kid in the light saber video. He must also yell ""by the power of Greyskull!"" while doing it.
"Anakin, as embodied by [Hayden] Christensen, is the kind of needlessly moody kid you might see getting punched out in a Dairy Queen parking lot."
"”Paul Tatara on SW:Episode II
Yeah, I''m picturing a Star Wars Kid type video only with something being cleaved in twain at the end.
"If you're not a stinky-stink, you're not addicted to anything!" - Reaper
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It''s a tragedy that the words ""cleaved in twain"" appear together so infrequently in modern conversation. Well, at least in everyone else''s household.
"THE HELL ASS BALLS." - Prederick, expressing frustration in the time-honored way.
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It''s just a flesh wound.
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
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This not only sounds like an excellent plan, well ... it''s an excellent plan. Sexy!
This was the first thing I thought of. It''s almost scary. That probably means it''s a prophecy.
"It's like watching the best parts of my childhood being showered in a torrent of pig feces." - mediocrepoet
Episode One?
Remember, someone here recently recommended ""a fine gift of the sword"" recently? Weird!! But that a great gift!
This is what MY wife is getting me:
http://shop.mooto.com/English/shop_ItemDetail.asp?group_no=1883
*edit by Certis*
Smaller image = good!
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I consider them conversation pieces mostly. We have people over and everyone, no matter how old they are, is interested in the sword and wants to hold it. I don''t know, I enjoyed the movies and I like fantasy books so it seems like a natural fit to me. I doubt I''ll get many more, I only wanted a few specific ones.
I heard that they were keeping Elysium in the ICU not because he needed intensive care, but because they needed to be careful of his intensity. - Wordsmythe
She''s getting you a bong?
"Anakin, as embodied by [Hayden] Christensen, is the kind of needlessly moody kid you might see getting punched out in a Dairy Queen parking lot."
"”Paul Tatara on SW:Episode II
Nice sword, sweet bong too
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"That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. "
- Aldous Huxley
I think that''s what Kruschev and Castro said about the Cuban nukes.
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"Butt hat is my opinion and we all know how far that goes around here." - Demonicmaster
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Does your homeowners insurance go down if you have a sword?
For a sec I thought I was going to see a 32 bit picture of your actual hoochie. Sword''s ok I guess.
I'm bringing sexy back!
No, she''s getting me a Taekwondo speedbag.
Certis, sorry about the initial image.
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Still looks like a bong to me!
The voices say hello.
But what doesn''t look like a bong?
"It's like watching the best parts of my childhood being showered in a torrent of pig feces." - mediocrepoet
THUNDERCATS, HO!
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