My Awesome Hoochie [56k warning]
Wednesday, December 24th, 2003 - 3:16am
Christmas came a little early this year with hoochie's parents coming over this evening for supper and gift giving. Hoochie and I decided to give each other our gifts too since they were ready. You know what she did? She spent months scraping money together and bought me this:
There were only 5000 made world-wide and only one in this city and she got it for me. It comes with a certificate signed by John Howe, 24 karat gold plated fittings and the sword is just huge. I love it!
I hope everyone has a safe and happy holidays, I know I will!
Thanks baby 
Certis beat me to it. - Elysium
Now don''t go cutting yourself shaving...
-Griffon
"White is the new black"
Wow! Very cool. Try not to cuy your leg off swinging it around.
"Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin
That''s just awesome. Go Hoochie!
I don''t think my girlfriend went that out of her way for me, though. I wouldn''t ever expect that of her; her gifts are always so incredibly thoughtful, and that''s what''s important. That''s why Hoochie''s gift for you is so cool, it''s very much something she had to have put a lot of thought and planning into!
I''m hoping to get that pair of slippers I''ve desired for so many years. As I gaze upon Christmases past, I think back to the disappointment each and every time the day comes and goes, only to have my feet as cold as the year before. But, this year will be different, it''s gotta be! I''ve been really good this year, what with marrying her and all, and I''d be so very happy to receive the slippers. My feet would thank her too. Oh, my stars! How lovely slippers would be...
I generated a virtual world in the toilet bowl this morning.
-- Podunk on the PS3's mystical, magical abilities
Dude. Seriously. What is it with you and swords?
"It's so much easier to suggest solutions when you don't know too much about the problem." - Malcolm Forbes
Wow...
Certis, now instead of watching Lord of the Rings, you can reenact it...
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I think she''s just hoping you cut yourself open so she can collect the insurance money.
"Anakin, as embodied by [Hayden] Christensen, is the kind of needlessly moody kid you might see getting punched out in a Dairy Queen parking lot."
"”Paul Tatara on SW:Episode II
I bet right now he''s posing in front of the mirror and going like ""Are you looking at me, punk?""
Plus then she will run GWJ with Elysium. It will become GWJFS (Gamers with Jobs Fashion Show) where Pyro and Sway will model various video game outfits for us.
In!
"If you're not a stinky-stink, you're not addicted to anything!" - Reaper
You''ll poke your eye out.
For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance. ~Ron Shelton, Bull Durham, 1988
thinking back to previous posts: I recommend that you don''t try to sleep on it.
A note left at the scene simply read: "Pwn3d" - Hubbinsd
Why can I only picture a grown man running through his backyard yelling ""FOR FRODO!"" whilst holding the sword with two hands.
I''m waiting for the video of Certis waving it around like that kid in the light saber video. He must also yell ""by the power of Greyskull!"" while doing it.
"Anakin, as embodied by [Hayden] Christensen, is the kind of needlessly moody kid you might see getting punched out in a Dairy Queen parking lot."
"”Paul Tatara on SW:Episode II
Yeah, I''m picturing a Star Wars Kid type video only with something being cleaved in twain at the end.
"If you're not a stinky-stink, you're not addicted to anything!" - Reaper
It''s a tragedy that the words ""cleaved in twain"" appear together so infrequently in modern conversation. Well, at least in everyone else''s household.
Rock Band Name Generator!... too funny to merely be coincidence.
"Truly, this mishap has set back the swamp sciences several years." - H.P. Lovesauce, lamenting a tragedy.
It''s just a flesh wound.
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
This not only sounds like an excellent plan, well ... it''s an excellent plan. Sexy!
This was the first thing I thought of. It''s almost scary. That probably means it''s a prophecy.
"Welcome to Sucking Life, the online virtual world where you can be anyone you choose. For instance I chose to be a blue-skinned Grail Elf!" - Elf
"Sorry to hear that! I chose to be myself instead of living a dirty ass lie!" - Wonderella
Episode One?
Remember, someone here recently recommended ""a fine gift of the sword"" recently? Weird!! But that a great gift!
This is what MY wife is getting me:
http://shop.mooto.com/English/shop_ItemDetail.asp?group_no=1883
*edit by Certis*
Smaller image = good!
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I consider them conversation pieces mostly. We have people over and everyone, no matter how old they are, is interested in the sword and wants to hold it. I don''t know, I enjoyed the movies and I like fantasy books so it seems like a natural fit to me. I doubt I''ll get many more, I only wanted a few specific ones.
Certis beat me to it. - Elysium
She''s getting you a bong?
"Anakin, as embodied by [Hayden] Christensen, is the kind of needlessly moody kid you might see getting punched out in a Dairy Queen parking lot."
"”Paul Tatara on SW:Episode II
Nice sword, sweet bong too
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"That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. "
- Aldous Huxley
I think that''s what Kruschev and Castro said about the Cuban nukes.
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
Does your homeowners insurance go down if you have a sword?
For a sec I thought I was going to see a 32 bit picture of your actual hoochie. Sword''s ok I guess.
I'm bringing sexy back!
No, she''s getting me a Taekwondo speedbag.
Certis, sorry about the initial image.
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Still looks like a bong to me!
The voices say hello.
But what doesn''t look like a bong?
"Welcome to Sucking Life, the online virtual world where you can be anyone you choose. For instance I chose to be a blue-skinned Grail Elf!" - Elf
"Sorry to hear that! I chose to be myself instead of living a dirty ass lie!" - Wonderella
THUNDERCATS, HO!
I started my own blog so when I feel the need to make an ass out of myself, I won't have as far to go.