2007 Resolutions

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Someone had to do it.

So what are yours? Do you plan to actually keep your resolutions? Will you even try? Do you think resolutions are stupid?

Here's a little inspiration.

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I think I'll try to detox my body from caffiene dependence.

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Figure out my life and learn to love.

Wait, maybe I'm thinking of lent and those are the things I'm swearing off. Boy is my face red.

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Can I resolve to keep certain songs out of my head? I got Peter Cetera in there again today.

And a song from the animated The Hobbit.

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A) Pay off the stinkin' credit card debt

B) Lose 25 lbs

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MaxShrek wrote:
I think I'll try to detox my body from caffiene dependence.

That's gonna hurt. Believe me.

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Lunabean, when are you going to grow up and stop playing video games?
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More 2142 teabags.

Other than that, man, I'm perfect.

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I think I'll finally get a new pc cause this 1ghz I'm using is so going on the verge of lichdom.

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My new year's resolution is 1024x768. The same as it was last year.

... seriously though, it would be nice to have a sane girlfriend for once.

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wordsmythe wrote:
And a song from the animated The Hobbit.

If that's 'The Greatest Adventure', then you can never get it out. Its always there. Gnawing away at the roots of your mind like a dwarf delving too deep.

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Hear that, Words? You and Jazzhands can take turns re-enacting scenes from CSI: Miami! Don't you feel great?

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shihonage wrote:
My new year's resolution is 1024x768. The same as it was last year.

... seriously though, it would be nice to have a sane girlfriend for once.

*Looks around to see if anyone's listening*

Ha! Good luck with that.

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To eat less starburst.

Also: Pay off debt.

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shihonage wrote:
My new year's resolution is 1024x768. The same as it was last year.

... seriously though, it would be nice to have a sane girlfriend for once.

And boring. If there were a bipolar anonymous group meeting, I'd totally be cruising it every week for the love of my life.

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I'm going to try to be nicer.

On second thought. Screw that.

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Haakon7 wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:
And a song from the animated The Hobbit.

If that's 'The Greatest Adventure', then you can never get it out. Its always there. Gnawing away at the roots of your mind like a dwarf delving too deep.

Why is this a bad thing?

Now "Frodo of the Nine Fingers" is a different story....

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It's the one about what Bilbo hates (chipped glasses, etc). Yeah, I'd gladly have traded.

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unntrlaffinity wrote:
shihonage wrote:
My new year's resolution is 1024x768. The same as it was last year.

... seriously though, it would be nice to have a sane girlfriend for once.

And boring. If there were a bipolar anonymous group meeting, I'd totally be cruising it every week for the love of my life.

IMO this is not unlike saying "I want to date a paraplegic because they'll let me cruise in their wheelchair". It is a rather shallow way to look for kicks, singling someone out on the basis of what you perceive as "perks" of their medical condition.

Sanity does not equal boredom, and bipolar disorder does not equal adventure. It is something that is tragic, crippling (to both parties involved) and permanent. This is a subject that I had some time to get acquainted with, because I actually dated one.

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Get in shape, which means losing about 20lbs, and doing some serious toning.

Switch to Linux.

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I hate resolving to lose weight as it seems so cliche, but it's becoming a big deal (yes, pun fully intended) for me so I'm going to try to do that.

And Stylez and I are going to get our business going if it kills us. Right Stylez?

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shihonage wrote:
unntrlaffinity wrote:
shihonage wrote:
My new year's resolution is 1024x768. The same as it was last year.

... seriously though, it would be nice to have a sane girlfriend for once.

And boring. If there were a bipolar anonymous group meeting, I'd totally be cruising it every week for the love of my life.

IMO this is not unlike saying "I want to date a paraplegic because they'll let me cruise in their wheelchair". It is a rather shallow way to look for kicks, singling someone out on the basis of what you perceive as "perks" of their medical condition.

Sanity does not equal boredom, and bipolar disorder does not equal adventure. It is something that is tragic, crippling (to both parties involved) and permanent. This is a subject that I had some time to get acquainted with, because I actually dated one.

Only one? Amateur!

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Wordsmythe is my hero.

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Then again, it's easy to be funny online.

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And Stylez and I are going to get our business going if it kills us. Right Stylez?

I wasn't going to put that in as a resolution PXA, that's simply a *fact*.

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wordsmythe wrote:

Only one? Amateur!

More than one ? Fetishist !

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shihonage wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:

Only one? Amateur!

More than one ? Fetishist !

Einstein wrote:
"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result."

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magnus wrote:
I'm going to try to be nicer.

On second thought. Screw that.

Look at your avatar, dude. That ain't ever going to happen.

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Same as last year..... DON"T DIE!

I got a fever.... And the only prescription...is more cowbell!

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Marsman wrote:

B) Lose 25 lbs

Gain 25 lbs.

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Learn how to play ice-hockey.

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Personally, I like the guy who appears to be pushing the toddler toward the bat.

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I'm partial to that Derek Smart looking f*cker who approves of the situation smugly.

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shihonage wrote:
unntrlaffinity wrote:
shihonage wrote:
My new year's resolution is 1024x768. The same as it was last year.

... seriously though, it would be nice to have a sane girlfriend for once.

And boring. If there were a bipolar anonymous group meeting, I'd totally be cruising it every week for the love of my life.

IMO this is not unlike saying "I want to date a paraplegic because they'll let me cruise in their wheelchair". It is a rather shallow way to look for kicks, singling someone out on the basis of what you perceive as "perks" of their medical condition.

Sanity does not equal boredom, and bipolar disorder does not equal adventure. It is something that is tragic, crippling (to both parties involved) and permanent. This is a subject that I had some time to get acquainted with, because I actually dated one.

Ha, okay. So tell you what, making your new year's resolution to date a "sane" chick is no less insensitive (in your example, it would come out as "God, it's tedious pushing around this chick in a wheelchair", based on the self-perceived martyrdom and shallow self-importance) than my joke about crazy women being more interesting, especially if the context involves you previously dating a bipolar girl. It also begs presumption on the part of whether or not I've gone through the same thing, even if my reaction to it is humor that reveals I'd gladly go through it again for that person. Your point reminds me of the "I'm not racist because I have a black friend" school of thought.

Anyway, the point was, it was quite obviously a joke.

A more regular sleep schedule would do me wonders. So I guess I'll throw on that and a regular job as my resolutions.

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Stop drinking soda and eating junk food. While finishing my thesis, I lived on it, and put on about 15 pounds.

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I'm with superspork in "Don't die."

Best to set the bar low, and hope for the best.

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