Plane forced to land due to passenger igniting her flatulence
Wednesday, December 6th, 2006 - 6:32pm
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I read this story earlier today. What was that lady thinking and how did she have matches on the plane?
She is lucky they didnt charge her for forcing the plane to land and take off again...all over a fart. (For those of easily offended sensibilities, I mean "... a little gas")
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You act like it'd be hard to get matches on a plane.
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She likely just took them on since you're allowed to board with matches as long as they aren't strike-anywhere matches.
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I just thought that anything that might cause fire.... might be a taboo on a plane these days. I dont smoke so never realized matches might be ok.
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You must have been at the wrong parties in college.
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I wish someone had started lighting matches on the flight I was on the other day. Smelled like farts the entire time.
And I always worry that everyone thinks it is me, so I do that exaggerated disgusted-expression, looking around thing, but of course that probably just makes me look more guilty.
A real man would just start adding his own farts to the aromatic stew.
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I've had enough of the mothaf*ckin' farts on this mothaf*ckin' plane.
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You are on a plane with people you have never met for maybe 6 hours at the most, more for an international flight. You are never going to see them again, so why worry if they think you are disgusting if you fart? I may be vulgar for saying that but people are too worried about what others think of them.
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I think my uncle would react more with a statement of "You want some bread with that?"
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I'll be flying to Spain in 07 and sure hope the plane doesn't get fart-bombed!
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Yeah that would suck especially mid flight.
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At least she wasn't charged...but I find it funny that she wasn't allowed back on the plane.
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We are so naive to think she was just covering up the smell. Clearly she was trying to explode the plane by igniting her flatulent gas upon release.
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Did anyone else imagine a party girl sticking her ass in the air and holding a match to it?
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That would be me. Exactly what I pictured. Along with a hearty, "Yaahoooo! Here come's another one."
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light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
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It may have been the flight attendants. They call it crop dusting, when they walk up and down the aisle farting.
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Ignore. wrong thread.
I once offended myself after letting out one of those 15% test farts on a plane.
All this science I don't understand. It's just my job five days a week.
Some things just shouldn't happen in airplanes and elevators.
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