Suggest me a Suggest me thread

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Havent pioneered a thread in quite awhile and have been wracking my brain trying to come up with something... worthwhile. But alas I have failed and figured I would ask the community for some help.

Got a new xBox... moving to Castle Rock... um... had to deal with device and filter drivers in Windows this past week (that was fun).

Um... oh yea, going to snag the MSDN release of Vista tomorrow but not sure which machine I want to install it on (definitely not my dev or gaming machine).

Hmmmmm

And yes.. I am *somewhat* making fun of all the "Suggest Me" threads...

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This could be fun...

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I haven't seen any threads on suggesting hairstyles.

Go for their eyes boo

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Snappy, humorous sentence, about the irony of asking for recommendations on recommendations. More serious follow-up, evaluating the request's circularity. Third sentence, taking on a very dorky tone, suggests this could be an example infinite recursion. Fourth sentence wonders if this is a generalizable pattern.

Resigned conclusion about the futility of asking goodjers for advice.

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Followed by a goofy one-liner!

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Boobies?

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Man-purse? (There likely was such a thread.)

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Excellent reponses! Wow, the GWJ community still has it!

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An orifice.

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I'd hit it.

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Such a high quality discussion.

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PurEvil wrote:
A type of swallow to carry your coconuts?

African or European?

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Hemidal wrote:
PurEvil wrote:
A type of swallow to carry your coconuts?

African or European?

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Boobies?

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Well, if it were for me, I would suggest a "suggest me" of "Suggest me an effective Poop Shield (tm) to guard against the explosive, long-trajectory poops of my 15-day-old, adorable little girl...who has now blasted mommy twice." Not that I've gone unscathed, but she prefers to pee on me while we're washing or bathing her.

Wait a second, momentarily distracted by boobies.

Okay.

Yeah, that's all I had. Poop.

Hope that helps.

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Roo wrote:
Well, if it were for me, I would suggest a "suggest me" of "Suggest me an effective Poop Shield (tm) to guard against the explosive, long-trajectory poops of my 15-day-old, adorable little girl...who has now blasted mommy twice." Not that I've gone unscathed, but she prefers to pee on me while we're washing or bathing her.

Wait a second, momentarily distracted by boobies.

Okay.

Yeah, that's all I had. Poop.

Hope that helps.

I hear there's these things called diapers. Apparently, they're pretty effective at shielding people from poop sprays.

You'll usually get a bit of a warning before the poop. Maybe the faintest squeak of air, but that's all the warning I needed to get my hand out of the way.

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Start here and once I have some free time at work I'll get you some more reading material.

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I pronounce the "Suggest me a" trend dead.

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Rat Boy wrote:
I pronounce the "Suggest me a" trend dead.

FTW!

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Edwin wrote:
Start here and once I have some free time at work I'll get you some more reading material.

Cool Edwin... I see you have a lot of the good 'ol ones... but I think many got lost during the cross over to this new site. Nice to see Swaydora's box made it... did he ever come back?

Rat Boy wrote:
I pronounce the "Suggest me a" trend dead.

Was kinda the idea why I implemented this thread.

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par wrote:
Was kinda the idea why I implemented this thread.

Oh, so this was a mercy killing, then?

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And yet, it still goes on.

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Rat Boy wrote:
par wrote:
Was kinda the idea why I implemented this thread.

Oh, so this was a mercy killing, then?

yea i was trying to be nice.. i dont have your tact at getting to the point like you

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Best thread in months. Congratulations, gentlemen, we can pack up and go home for the weekend.

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You'll usually get a bit of a warning before the poop. Maybe the faintest squeak of air, but that's all the warning I needed to get my hand out of the way.

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Hemidal wrote:
Roo wrote:
Well, if it were for me, I would suggest a "suggest me" of "Suggest me an effective Poop Shield (tm) to guard against the explosive, long-trajectory poops of my 15-day-old, adorable little girl...who has now blasted mommy twice." Not that I've gone unscathed, but she prefers to pee on me while we're washing or bathing her.

Wait a second, momentarily distracted by boobies.

Okay.

Yeah, that's all I had. Poop.

Hope that helps.

I hear there's these things called diapers. Apparently, they're pretty effective at shielding people from poop sprays.

You'll usually get a bit of a warning before the poop. Maybe the faintest squeak of air, but that's all the warning I needed to get my hand out of the way.

There is that moment between diapers, when all seems well, when you least expect it, when you think "ah hah! now you're all clean" when suddenly....serious projectiles.

For now I'm keeping a spare diaper between me and the blast o matic baby....