PlayStation 3: The Line, The News, The Fun

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Listening to Opie and Anthony today, and they were talking about the PS3 launch "lines."

Story #1 One Fanboi said "This is cutting edge technology; the Cell Phone will be obsolete soon." Back to the news studio, the newsie said "I just don't get it." I said "I don't get it." She said it for the videogame, I said it for the cell phone comment.

Story #2
was the "Drive-By Shooting" at a line: somebody with a BB gun shot 3 people, and the reporter was shot in the leg. Her report started something like "Yes, I was hit in the leg while (blah blah blah)..." to which the response was "Wow you think she was in Baghdad or something."

I love this stuff!

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Yeah, just heard those on my way into work this morning.

To be fair, for Story #1, the reporter just stated, "You know, when MOST people think of cutting edge technology, they think of cell phones." It was still a stupid statement, but he was goaded a little bit.

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I went to Best Buy last night to pick up the new Tenacious D CD, and arrived to witness a shanty town of college dropouts along the front of the store. I smugly smiled, knowing that I could drive home and sit in front of an equally powerful next-gen console that I've had for a year. This is in Pineville, NC, a suburb of Charlotte -- not NYC or Tokyo. Last night, it rained harder than I've ever heard, with winds that had to have topped 40 MPH. I thought about our concrete campers as I pulled the covers up to my neck in my dry king-size bed.

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You should have given those plebes a proper beating with your cane.

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baggachipz wrote:
I went to Best Buy last night to pick up the new Tenacious D CD, and arrived to witness a shanty town of college dropouts along the front of the store. I smugly smiled, knowing that I could drive home and sit in front of an equally powerful next-gen console that I've had for a year. This is in Pineville, NC, a suburb of Charlotte -- not NYC or Tokyo. Last night, it rained harder than I've ever heard, with winds that had to have topped 40 MPH. I thought about our concrete campers as I pulled the covers up to my neck in my dry king-size bed.

And if the number of consoles is actually 140K, how many can that be per store.

I think there might be a few fisticuffs in the morning.

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baggachipz wrote:
I went to Best Buy last night to pick up the new Tenacious D CD, and arrived to witness a shanty town of college dropouts along the front of the store. I smugly smiled, knowing that I could drive home and sit in front of an equally powerful next-gen console that I've had for a year. This is in Pineville, NC, a suburb of Charlotte -- not NYC or Tokyo. Last night, it rained harder than I've ever heard, with winds that had to have topped 40 MPH. I thought about our concrete campers as I pulled the covers up to my neck in my dry king-size bed.

I pity those fools that are camping out for this lame ass console...

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Badferret wrote:
baggachipz wrote:
I went to Best Buy last night to pick up the new Tenacious D CD, and arrived to witness a shanty town of college dropouts along the front of the store. I smugly smiled, knowing that I could drive home and sit in front of an equally powerful next-gen console that I've had for a year. This is in Pineville, NC, a suburb of Charlotte -- not NYC or Tokyo. Last night, it rained harder than I've ever heard, with winds that had to have topped 40 MPH. I thought about our concrete campers as I pulled the covers up to my neck in my dry king-size bed.

And if the number of consoles is actually 140K, how many can that be per store.

I think there might be a few fisticuffs in the morning.

The Best Buy in Cary, NC isn't letting people "line up" until midnight tonight... but they are letting people sit in their cars. I can forsee bad things happening when someone drives up at 11:59:59 and hops out of their car and is the first in line. Thats not a good way to handle it in my opinion.

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I think there might be a few fisticuffs in the morning.

I'm expecting at least a couple riots to break out this time around.

Ok, here's where I piss some people off BUT, I'm noticing one common thread about many of the people standing in line. A large majority of them appear to be middle-class or lower and are expecting to make thousands in dollars of profit off of the PS3. THOUSANDS. Now, I can see units realistically selling maybe for $1000, $2000 at the most but when you get 100+ person groups of people sitting doggedly through the elements for several days with no warmth or rest, your just asking for trouble when you have only 20-30 units for sale when the doors open. There is going to be a LOT of angry people tomorrow morning as well as a few desperate and dangerous individuals. It just takes one dumb action to blow up this powder keg and there's a lot of potential for things to turn out badly.

I camped out overnight for Star Wars Episode1 tickets back in my college days but this new wave of commerical fanatism scares the crap out of me anymore. People go through incredible lengths & costs for an Elmo doll or game console when with a little patience and perseverance, you'll find stacks of them 20 feet tall and on sale in January.

Oh well, none of this really matters anyways. The asshat bot-runners on eBay are going to have a field day driving up the PS3 auctions once people try to actually sell them.

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I've seen pre-ordered PS3 auctions on eBay that were going for over $2500 so who knows what the auctions will look like after the launch (ching, ching).

The thing I don't understand is why are so people lining up when the store already sold their consoles to the people who pre-ordered them. Do these people waiting actually think that there will be extra consoles for sale? If so, they just wasted a lot of time...

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Well, one of the stores in NYC is rumored to have 100 PS3 available for walk-in people. So there has been a line since Sunday!
I don't recall what store that was... but I saw it on the NY1 news.

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How can these people afford the PS3 since they obviously do not have jobs to be at?

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Wellfare, duh.

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Dr._J wrote:
How can these people afford the PS3 since they obviously do not have jobs to be at?

In some parts of the world they allow people to have days off. These days are called vacation days. Also, in instances of sickness, or fake sickness for that matter, they are called sick days. You should talk to your HR person to find out more, or visit the following website.
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If the people in PS3 lines riot, do you think the media will blame it on video games?

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The question I am more concerned about is where are the Xbox 360 price cuts at already?

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Gorilla.800.lbs wrote:
The question I am more concerned about is where are the Xbox 360 price cuts at already?

I'm not sure I see any reason for MS to cut the price. It's not like consumers will need the additional incentive it would offer when they won't even be able to purchase a PS3 this season.

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Elliottx wrote:
If the people in PS3 lines riot, do you think the media will blame it on video games?

Very good question and I'd say the answer is no. This senario could happen with any other technology so I doubt there will be much focus on that.

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I'm a gaming freak. I need help. I basically buy anything that plays games. I have a good PC with a nice 24" Dell LCD, an Exbox, a 360, a PSP, a DS, a Gamecube and soon a Wii, but I'm not even considering the PS3. They couldn't even sell heroin to Sid Vicious.

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93_confirmed wrote:
Elliottx wrote:
If the people in PS3 lines riot, do you think the media will blame it on video games?

Very good question and I'd say the answer is no. This senario could happen with any other technology so I doubt there will be much focus on that.

But if just one rioter has a Grand Theft Auto Tattoo on his arm, a left over wash off kinda thing he has painstakingly cared for and restored daily since the XBOX 360 Launch event.... Watch out! Watch out!.

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Mr.Green wrote:
They couldn't even sell heroin to Sid Vicious.

Sid Vicious was a heroin addict? (serious question)

EDIT: Never mind, I thought for a second that you meant: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sid_Vicious_%28wrestler%29

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I was listening to the Adam Carolla show this morning on my way to school and he mentioned that his very hot assistant was going to a Best Buy somewhere in L.A. to get people out of the lines by offering sexual services.

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93_confirmed wrote:
Mr.Green wrote:
They couldn't even sell heroin to Sid Vicious.

Sid Vicious was a heroin addict? (serious question)

EDIT: Never mind, I thought for a second that you meant: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sid_Vicious_%28wrestler%29

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lunabean wrote:
I was listening to the Adam Carolla show this morning on my way to school and he mentioned that his very hot assistant was going to a Best Buy somewhere in L.A. to get people out of the lines by offering sexual services.

The real question is, would that offer be fulfilled?

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Farscry wrote:
The real question is, would that offer be fulfilled?

Is the zoo turning you away again?

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Fyedaddy wrote:
Farscry wrote:
The real question is, would that offer be fulfilled?

Is the zoo turning you away again?

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LiquidMantis wrote:
93_confirmed wrote:
Mr.Green wrote:
They couldn't even sell heroin to Sid Vicious.

Sid Vicious was a heroin addict? (serious question)

EDIT: Never mind, I thought for a second that you meant: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sid_Vicious_%28wrestler%29

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I'm somoene who doesn't know anything about rock/grunge/punk but used to be an avid wrestling fan. The other Sid came to mind...

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Farscry wrote:
lunabean wrote:
I was listening to the Adam Carolla show this morning on my way to school and he mentioned that his very hot assistant was going to a Best Buy somewhere in L.A. to get people out of the lines by offering sexual services.

The real question is, would that offer be fulfilled?

I heard this as well and they were offering to send these guys to the Bunny Ranch if they got out of line. Good Stuff.

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Here's a thing:

http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/sony/japanese-ps3-sales-data-also-depressing-214864.php

Two days' worth of sales data in Japan reveals there are 0.82 games being sold per PS3. This is not good news for Sony.

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Looks like the violence is starting already....

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A fight broke out at the Super Wal-Mart broke out in Palmdale in California when store employees decide to move the line from inside to outside.

According to a television station, a group of PS3 line-waiters got angry when they were told they could no longer wait inside a Wal-Mart for the PS3 and would have to go outside instead. The group ran through the store knocking everyone and everything in their path over.

Sheriff's deputies were called and the store temporarily shut down to restore order.

http://www.gametab.com/news/741794/

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At a Wal-Mart in West Bend Wisconsin, a scuffle broke out among the approximately 60 people waiting in line for the store's allocation of 10 PlayStation 3 units. When the crowd found out the systems would be sold on a first-come, first-serve basis, pushing and shoving broke out, sending one system hopeful face-first into a telephone pole. Police say an ambulance had to be called to the scene.

http://www.gametab.com/news/741759/

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LockAndLoad wrote:
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At a Wal-Mart in West Bend Wisconsin, a scuffle broke out among the approximately 60 people waiting in line for the store's allocation of 10 PlayStation 3 units. When the crowd found out the systems would be sold on a first-come, first-serve basis, pushing and shoving broke out, sending one system hopeful face-first into a telephone pole. Police say an ambulance had to be called to the scene.

http://www.gametab.com/news/741759/

From the followup link. How exactly did this seem like a good idea?

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West Bend - One person was injured early this morning outside the Wal-Mart department store in West Bend as a crowd of about 50 people lined up for a chance to buy one of 10 coveted video game systems the store has for sale.

Police have provided details of the incident late this morning:

An assistant store manager announced to the crowd, which had formed about 7 a.m., that the store expected to receive only 10 of the Sony PlayStation 3 game consoles, and that they would become available at 12:01 a.m. Friday.

The store official placed 10 chairs outside the store and directed the waiting customers to another area. At a signal, the customers were told to run to try to occupy one of the chairs. During the contest, a 19-year-old man ran into a pole and struck his head, injuring himself. He was taken to a local hospital for treatment.

Police said the case was one of helping an injured person, and was not the subject of any criminal investigation.

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Wow thats idiotic... good old WalMart