"Sometimes I go around saying, 'Kommisar Paulson has seized the commanding heights of the economy!'" - Paul Krugman, asked if recent changes to banking are socialistic.
Why exactly does my town keep putting out billboards like this? This is the second one I've seen posted here!
Well, I don't like to toot my own horn, but I'm a pretty good amateur rectal photographer. Would you like to see my portfolio?
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And here I was worried that they'd try and take our prescription medicine. Now I have to worry about them eating me because I'm tasty tasty bacon? Is that covered by my robot insurance? Robots are strong. I need to feel safe!
Fedaykin98 wrote:
Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!
Hey this is cool. Much like how the sailors used to refer to cannibalism as "Eating Long Pork"
Maybe we are ascended from pigs rather than monkeys afterall : )
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Ha! See not everything tastes like chicken.
Revolution? Vacation? Somebody fart?
Asimov's Fourth Law: Don't f*cking eat us!!
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I bet the "childlike voice" makes it even more disturbing.
gtnissanfan is on the front lines, building a Kritzcharge
Well, when they eat us, at least now I'll understand why.
"I think Elysium has the right of it" - Certis
How funny would it be if the guy who stuck his hand in it was a cop? "Hmmm... definitely a pork product of some kind."
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LobsterMobster wrote:
This was his hand that was in the robots mouth, right? I'm surprised the robot didn't say it tasted kind of salty.
Read the story. It does later.
Unfortunately, if I slash my wrist with my lightsaber it cauterizes instantly. - PurEvil on emo Star Wars plots.
Brilliant!
"Sometimes I go around saying, 'Kommisar Paulson has seized the commanding heights of the economy!'" - Paul Krugman, asked if recent changes to banking are socialistic.
"That's because you were 10. Everyone likes Garfield when they're 10. When you're 10 you think a cat eating lasagna is genius." - Mumford
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Why exactly does my town keep putting out billboards like this? This is the second one I've seen posted here!
Well, I don't like to toot my own horn, but I'm a pretty good amateur rectal photographer. Would you like to see my portfolio?
Song of the Week: ...on Facebook...
And here I was worried that they'd try and take our prescription medicine. Now I have to worry about them eating me because I'm tasty tasty bacon? Is that covered by my robot insurance? Robots are strong. I need to feel safe!
Fedaykin98 wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:
He's just lucky the robot didnt come back saying "Human feces"
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At least its not 2 men in the picture, Desram!
Being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.
I guess I will have to stop sleeping in my lettuce and tomato bedding.
Quintin_Stone wrote:
lunabean wrote:It's okay. Robots hate vegetation. Always have.
Merci bien. I was expecting someone to pendantically point out mine should be the fifth law, should we adopt this man's proposal...
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