Request for front page (Pyro)
Monday, December 15th, 2003 - 5:15pm
At the bottom of the article summaries you have "Read more" and "Comments" but they both take you to the same place - the top of the article. It would be nice if when you clicked Comments it would take you to the top of the Comments.
I do so love that others are now bossing Pyro around and making him work. Fun for the whole family!
Certis beat me to it. - Elysium
See, I mentioned him specifically because he seems to be the only one to actually get stuff done....
Pyro, make me a CHICKEN POT PIE, woman!
Xbox Live: hubbinsd
Thank goodness for our friend the comma. Think what a world this would have been if Hubbinsd had just demanded that Pyro make him a chicken pot pie woman. While I''m a little put off by his insistence on undergoing whatever procedures are involved in turning an individual into a hot pastry pie foodstuff, I''m grateful that apparently no gender alteration is requested.
"If you're not a stinky-stink, you're not addicted to anything!" - Reaper
It''s also susceptible to the possibility that Hubbinsd would have wanted a ""chicken pot pie woman"", not to actually become one himself. I personally find the idea rather attractive, along the same lines as my desire for a bed made out of Little Debbie oatmeal creme pies.
"All that time you waste dating and having sex could be better spent scouring the web for new game developer press releases." - Quintin_Stone
Flashbacks from American Pie. Not good ones, either.
"THE HELL ASS BALLS." - Prederick, expressing frustration in the time-honored way.
But this is really much more than a pie. I envision it as an entire woman made of chicken pot pie material, and I see nothing negative in that. Much more versatile.
"All that time you waste dating and having sex could be better spent scouring the web for new game developer press releases." - Quintin_Stone
Tastes good, is WARM even on a cold day, always moist and tender, and doesn''t talk at all. Wow... hubbinsd is a genius.
I generated a virtual world in the toilet bowl this morning.
-- Podunk on the PS3's mystical, magical abilities
Dunno. Anytime I''ve eaten a chicken pot pie, I''ve left behind several layers of tongue material and been unable to taste anythng for days due to the magma. I''m not about the blister my tender dong on any such hoary creation.
"THE HELL ASS BALLS." - Prederick, expressing frustration in the time-honored way.
Have you ever heard of foreplay? While the goal of foreplay with a real woman is to heat her up, with a chicken pot pie woman you actually want to cool her down. Either way, you''ve got to have foreplay.
"All that time you waste dating and having sex could be better spent scouring the web for new game developer press releases." - Quintin_Stone
Christ on a cracker ColdForged, have some patience. If you pull something out of the oven at 475 and put it into your mouth, it''ll still be 475. Maybe 474. I can''t speak for the dong''s heat/pain threshold though. Mine''s only tested subjects that tend to hover around the 98.6 mark.
I generated a virtual world in the toilet bowl this morning.
-- Podunk on the PS3's mystical, magical abilities
Not so fast there, boss. Average temperature of a cow is 101.5.
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"All that time you waste dating and having sex could be better spent scouring the web for new game developer press releases." - Quintin_Stone
I had a similar request to this for our guild site. I sent the requister the PHP templates and a how to code PHP in 24 hours document
. It''s actually not supper hard but any time you muck around with this stuff you risk evidently crippling things that matter. Does GWJ have a test site and db?
Mmmm pie
-Griffon
Did Samurai Jack ever get back to the past?
Which was the point Coldforge was trying to make.
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I''ve had to wait upwards of an hour for a chicken pot pie to cool down sufficiently for eating, so I know where Coldforged is coming from.
As for the rest of you: sick, sick, sick.
I disagree with what you say, and I will deny, to your death, you're right to say it. - Bucky Katt
I think I could go up to 103-104, what with the friction and all.
But that''s what the foreplay is for; helps get everything lubricated!
Just like a car engine; more lubricant, less friction.
Why oh why did I click on this thread?
It''s done. However invoke my name directly again and I shall turn you into a newt!
Also, isn''t requiring foreplay defeating the point of having a chicken pot pie woman? I''d prefer a pudding woman.
"Poor Eli Nooo... *child starts crying*"
"Come on now, there's no need to make that kind of noise. It sounds awful and you'll upset other people." - Ionae from Spirit Engine 2
Isn''t pudding supposed to be served cold?
Still not working for me, when I click on the ""Comments"" on the latest Maximum Verbosity, it still goes to the top of the article. I can see the #comments flag in the URL, but it doesn''t seem to work?
Stop trying to derail our pot pie thread, LG.
"If you're not a stinky-stink, you're not addicted to anything!" - Reaper
Hey, who started this thread anyway!
It just worked for me, so surely you are screwed up LeapingGnome. Try hitting refresh, you might have a cached version of the page.
*edit* Also, I think I have eaten warm or even hot pudding before. Either way I can warm it up just fine!
"Poor Eli Nooo... *child starts crying*"
"Come on now, there's no need to make that kind of noise. It sounds awful and you'll upset other people." - Ionae from Spirit Engine 2
Case in point. If he was a chicken pot pie woman, he wouldn''t be squawking about comment pointers.
"All that time you waste dating and having sex could be better spent scouring the web for new game developer press releases." - Quintin_Stone
ouch
""I like my women like I like my chicken pot pies: hot, flaky and upside-down.""
-The funniest thing my friend Shaft has ever said
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Not to derail this thread, but I get same thing as leaping gnome, and hitting refresh does nothing.
If i click, for instance, the ""21 comments"" linky, I get sent to top of the article. I''m using IE 6.something and XP Pro at work.
Haha, I knew it just wasn''t me this time! IE 6 on Win2k here.
It works just fine in Mozilla, yet somehow IE manages to be beyond basic # tags. Does anybody know what''s up with that? You can view the source, it''s just a basic
[code:1:a5ba9ba664]<a name="comments">[/code:1:a5ba9ba664]
"Poor Eli Nooo... *child starts crying*"
"Come on now, there's no need to make that kind of noise. It sounds awful and you'll upset other people." - Ionae from Spirit Engine 2
Oh, and now that the page number column is there, the topic column character limit needs to be decreased or you get line wrap...