Britney Spears on the market again
Tuesday, November 7th, 2006 - 5:59pm
TMZ.com wrote:
TMZ states that Spears filed legal papers today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, asking for both legal and physical custody of her two sons with Federline, 1-year old Sean Preston and 2-month old Jayden James (with Federline getting "reasonable visitation rights").TMZ further reports that Spears is waiving her right to spousal support (the couple, who married in September 2004, already have a pre-nuptial agreement in place), and is asking the judge to make Federline pay his own legal fees. According to TMZ, Spears has hired famous divorce attorney Laura Wasser, who has represented such other divorcing celebrities as Angelina Jolie, Nick Lachey, and Kiefer Sutherland. There is no word on who will be representing Federline.
Giggity giggi... ah, nevermind.
Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.
I think she is the only one in the world who didnt see this coming from Day 1.
I'm sure her soon to be exhubby is salivating over the potential alimony since she didnt get a pre-nup.
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I think the subject line says it all. The only thing she really had going for her was that since she was available (kind of like with Jessica Simpson) guys could fantasize. Once she was married with kids to K-Fed the fantasy died as did her popularity. Sad sad society. Not criticizing the topic creator. Just finding amusement in the truth of the Subject line.
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This has been today's addition of "Who Really Gives a Flying f*ck About Annoying Celebrities?"
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They lasted longer than I expected. 2 yrs?! Thats like 14 yrs in hollywood years.
ooh ooh Maybe Justin and Britney will get back together, and all the problems across the globe will turn into rainbows and puppies.
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Hmm. So this Kevin Federline voodoo doll DOES work.
Here I come Britney!
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As someone who actually sat through an episode of Chronic, I'd say it's more like 14 yrs in "trailer park" years.
I think waiting two years was pushing the joke a bit far...
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Someone mind digging back for the over-under thread we had on this marriage? I want to see who won.
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
Who won? The 6 billion people who laughed at Britney Spears when she went from the innocent super-hot singer to the laughing stock of people everywhere when she married that pathetic excuse for a rapper. That's who won.
On a somewhat-but-not-really-related note, I'm still laughing that his most recent "hit concert" only had 300 people show up to it.
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Er? Did you read the original post? Filthy skimmer!
Fedaykin98 wrote:
Yeah, but of those six billion, who picked two years and two months?
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
Time for me to throw on a stained t-shirt, knock out a few of my teeth and propose to her.
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Oh man, I thought I remembered while flipping past some E! documentary they said there was no pre-nup, because she had an everlasting love for him.
I was a filthy skimmer. I'll go shower... then play GoW again... Mwahahahahahaha
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Oh man, I thought I remembered while flipping past some E! documentary they said there was no pre-nup, because she had an everlasting love for him.
I was a filthy skimmer. I'll go shower... then play GoW again... Mwahahahahahaha
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Word! I mean, K-Fed has been there. What's the half-life on that?
Maybe they should've given it a bit more time before making two babies. Hey, that means she was preggers for around 2/3rds of their marriage. If she was also barefoot and in the kitchen that should've been enough to make K-Fed happy.
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"Trailer Park" is EXACTLY RIGHT Funken, now she can start her abandoned car collection outside her
double-wide and do a special guest appearance on Jerry Springer.
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I'd still hit it.
(but not in a trailer park 'hit' kinda of way, you know? Ah, never mind...)
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Certis wrote:
The only reason I looked in this thread was in search of that sex tape. Didn't find it, search harder you guys.
I don't watch, I interact!
This proves once and for all that you can take the girl out of the trailer, but the trash never leaves the girl.
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Does this mean K-Fed's album won't be getting the promotion it so richly deserves? I guess he'll have to resort to his back-up gig:
"Hello, welcome to McDonalds. Can I take your order?"
i thought his backup gig was dancing and then marrying rich.
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We should all be so lucky.
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First you skim, then you double post? That's it. Pistols at dawn!
Fedaykin98 wrote:
*cries*
God damn it, don't yell at me! I'm trying! My hands can only go so fast!
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