"Miss Video Game"

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We are on a Mission

To assist in the proliferation of females in gaming genres of all types and to help raise awareness of the female gaming audience among game publishers and advertisers. To make the gaming industry take women gamers seriously and to treat them with respect as equals.

Goals

* To showcase female gaming talent and the amazing variety among female gamers.
* To create a positive role model for young girls who enjoy playing video games.
* To break the stereotype that gaming is a male dominated industry.
* To have a good time in a fair and friendly environment.

Miss Video Game was created in order to showcase female gaming talent and marketable female gamers to gaming publishers and industry decision-makers as well as the gaming community as a whole.We're here to put female gamers on the map and to get them taken seriously (and also to send some lucky female gamers to Cabo .

Ladies - join up now, you have nothing to lose and everything to gain. This could be the start of a great career in gaming or promotions. Even if you don't know anything about video games sign up and learn - that's what this is all about, spreading gaming to women around the globe!!!

Apply Online now, become Miss Video Game 2007, and win a free trip to the beach.

Yes ladies, advance your cause and get taken seriously by parading around in your underwear for cash prizes. As you can see, there are many qualified competitors.

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Will there be a swimsuit competition? *winkwinknudgenudgesaynomore*

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dhelor wrote:
Will there be a swimsuit competition? *winkwinknudgenudgesaynomore*

It's called the DoA Volleyball round

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I call shenanigans.

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Plays video games 0-3 hours per week.

Favorite Game(s):
tetris, snake on my phone

WoW!! A real gamer! She even plays snake!

A DoA Volleyball round would be a very good idea, and then add some white t-shirts and sprinklers too.

I don't watch, I interact!

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Yowzers!

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My god, what a load of hypocrites.

And if I haven't seen further, it's because those bloody giants blocked my sight.

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This is quite possibly the dumbest and most annoying thing I've seen or read about in a good while.

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Yeeeaaah, I think I'll pass. I don't get it, why does gender matter when playing video games?

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It's hard to count the number of things wrong with this.

"Even if you don't know anything about video games" - ??

"spreading gaming to women around the globe" - Ok, this isn't for women, it's for the men who get to ogle them. And it's not spreading gaming in even the tiniest of senses, unless by gaming you mean playing with people.

Overall, what angers me the most is taking one of the few social activities people can engage in that are not in some way based on attractiveness or physical ability and making those who engage in it MORE self-conscious of their attractiveness.

Hyperbole - THE BEST THING EVER

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lunabean wrote:
Yeeeaaah, I think I'll pass. I don't get it, why does gender matter when playing video games?

According to Jules she says "Girls play better than boys, we're meaner!" and her future goals are "Kick ass and take names, to win, he he"

I'm voting for the chesty girl!

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Sham Contest wrote:
Even if you don't know anything about video games sign up and learn - that's what this is all about, spreading gaming to women around the globe!!!

A contest that does not require its contestants to have any knowledge of the subject you are competing in is indeed one that can be taken seriously. Bring on the hardcore gaming bikini models who play Snake on their cell phones!

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Prederick wrote:
qualified competitors

Some of those pics are NSFW. Man, I can't wait to get home...

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Fletch_101 wrote:
Some of those pics are NSFW. Man, I can't wait to get home...

True. I like boobies.

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Quintin_Stone wrote:
True. I like boobies.

Damn straight! To quote Brody, "Stop being such a damn fundamentalist!" It's boobs and games – the bad part is...?

I don't know, not enough boobs?

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Prederick wrote:

Yes ladies, advance your cause and get taken seriously by parading around in your underwear for cash prizes. As you can see, there are many qualified competitors.

That cleavage is just rude, man.

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lunabean wrote:
Yeeeaaah, I think I'll pass. I don't get it, why does gender matter when playing video games?

Boys rule, girls drool... at videogames.

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lunabean wrote:
Yeeeaaah, I think I'll pass. I don't get it, why does gender matter when playing video games?

I think it only matters to marketing firms.

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I can't get indignant about this. I've never been able to be upset at something that throws boobies at me. Probably any political party could get me on their side with enough boobies.

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Oh. Good. Grief. :eyeroll:

I guess it's no dumber than that "gamer" Wife Swap reality show episode they had.

Just cheaper.

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This one's a shoe-in. Look at those goals!

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*Legion* wrote:
I can't get indignant about this.
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I can. It is my tag after all.

This is just stupid. In fact, most beauty contests are.

Nuff said.

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We got all the girlgamers we need right here I imagine.

I don't need bewbs in my games, I'd much rather have fodder for my weapons!

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Yoyoson wrote:
This one's a shoe-in. Look at those goals!

Yeah but her favorite game is: Line? Does she mean as in snorting a line?

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Mex wrote:
Prederick wrote:

Yes ladies, advance your cause and get taken seriously by parading around in your underwear for cash prizes. As you can see, there are many qualified competitors.

That cleavage is just rude, man.

The rudest!

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She probably means [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lineage_(computer_game)]NCSoft's Lineage[/url].

In Ultima Online I used to poison hams and leave them on the ground in cities for people to pick up and eat. I can't believe how many people thought street ham was a good thing to eat. -Elliottx

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We are on a Mission

To assist in the proliferation of females in gaming genres of all types and to help raise awareness of the female gaming audience among game publishers and advertisers. To make the gaming industry take women gamers seriously and to treat them with respect as equals.

Admirable goals, although I might use "increase" or "growth" instead of "proliferation." Now show me a quality website and a contest that takes itself more seriously and breaks the model of Miss America and you might have something. As it is, it's silly and missing the mark. I don't see advertisers sitting up and taking notice. Just us oogling at the boobies.

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They should have to deathmatch each other in various games or something.

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I'd rather see a boobmatch, whatever the hell that would look like.

I don't watch, I interact!

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It's a bit of extravagent recruiting drive just to hire some booth babes.

Koning_Floris wrote:
I'd rather see a boobmatch, whatever the hell that would look like.

You know, I can already see it in my minds eye

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nateaudio wrote:
It's boobs and games – the bad part is...?

I don't know, not enough boobs?

So many boobs, so few hands?

Baggz wrote:

Koning_Floris wrote:
I'd rather see a boobmatch, whatever the hell that would look like.

You know, I can already see it in my minds eye

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